Last night I had one of the most unusual strip club experiences ever. I never thought this could happen. It was so bizarre that for a moment I thought of SJG while a gorgeous young thing was showing me her assets. No time to post the story now so I’ll put it out there for guesses first. What happened?
And there was no gay sex so please be mature and skip the faggit jokes.
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last commentShe let you taste her on the floor.
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" It was so bizarre that for a moment I thought of SJG"
She introduced you to her goat?
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She started a front room make out session?
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Her mode of transportation to and from the club is a purple huffy bike?
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She use to work at a gravy factory?
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Oh oh oh I got it!!!!! She still lives with her mom and her mom drives her to work!!!!!
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You nodded off and were awoken to her holding your wrists down while she had sex with you?
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She asked: “Say, does this rag smell like chloroform to you??”
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She’s traveling strip dancing, city to city, as part of a motorhome tour?
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^
Lol
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As usual some of the guesses are better than the real story.
Heres another possibility — we shared a bowl of gravy together.
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Poutine ftw!!!!
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bowl of gravy, like Southern biscuits and gravy? At a strip club? Interesting nonetheless.
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Was it the white kind or the brown kind of gravy?
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" As usual some of the guesses are better than the real story. "
Although I don't know the real story I have enjoyed the guesses. :D
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White gravy or brown gravy.
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I’m not saying it was aliens.....
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You spread your gravy in your shorts when she started a front room make our session?
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She tried to recruit you to join a cult.
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My guess is that she had a little cock and balls and that you had a front room make-out session with "her." ;)
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Lmfao
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I have SJG on ignore. Will I now have to do the same with you?
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You're fucking idiots for hating on someone for getting some without having to be a trick.
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She strapped sandpaper to her love zone and gave you the grind of your life?
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Well????
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My guess is that he didn’t have sex, not even a blowjob.
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-->"My guess is that she had a little cock and balls and that you had a front room make-out session with "her." ;)"
My new ATF says a small penis shouldn't be any type of problem. I still wish she didn't have one.
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Lol
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