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A very unusual strip club experience

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Friday, October 26, 2018 8:04 AM
Last night I had one of the most unusual strip club experiences ever. I never thought this could happen. It was so bizarre that for a moment I thought of SJG while a gorgeous young thing was showing me her assets. No time to post the story now so I’ll put it out there for guesses first. What happened? And there was no gay sex so please be mature and skip the faggit jokes.

28 comments

  • bubba267
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    6 years ago
    She let you taste her on the floor.
  • TheeOSU
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    6 years ago
    " It was so bizarre that for a moment I thought of SJG" She introduced you to her goat?
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    She started a front room make out session?
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    Her mode of transportation to and from the club is a purple huffy bike?
  • ime
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    6 years ago
    She use to work at a gravy factory?
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    Oh oh oh I got it!!!!! She still lives with her mom and her mom drives her to work!!!!!
  • Dominic77
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    6 years ago
    You nodded off and were awoken to her holding your wrists down while she had sex with you?
  • Dominic77
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    6 years ago
    She asked: “Say, does this rag smell like chloroform to you??”
  • Dominic77
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    6 years ago
    She’s traveling strip dancing, city to city, as part of a motorhome tour?
  • TheeOSU
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    6 years ago
    ^ Lol
  • JohnSmith69
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    6 years ago
    As usual some of the guesses are better than the real story. Heres another possibility — we shared a bowl of gravy together.
  • ATACdawg
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    6 years ago
    Poutine ftw!!!!
  • Dominic77
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    6 years ago
    bowl of gravy, like Southern biscuits and gravy? At a strip club? Interesting nonetheless.
  • Muddy
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    6 years ago
    Was it the white kind or the brown kind of gravy?
  • TheeOSU
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    6 years ago
    " As usual some of the guesses are better than the real story. " Although I don't know the real story I have enjoyed the guesses. :D
  • houjack
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    6 years ago
    White gravy or brown gravy.
  • LostinFLA
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    6 years ago
    I’m not saying it was aliens.....
  • Iam4u2screw
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    6 years ago
    You spread your gravy in your shorts when she started a front room make our session?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    She tried to recruit you to join a cult.
  • rickdugan
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    6 years ago
    My guess is that she had a little cock and balls and that you had a front room make-out session with "her." ;)
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Lmfao
  • shadowcat
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    6 years ago
    I have SJG on ignore. Will I now have to do the same with you?
  • IceyLoco
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    6 years ago
    You're fucking idiots for hating on someone for getting some without having to be a trick.
  • JeffTUSCL
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    6 years ago
    She strapped sandpaper to her love zone and gave you the grind of your life?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    Well????
  • georgmicrodong
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    6 years ago
    My guess is that he didn’t have sex, not even a blowjob.
  • Subraman
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    6 years ago
    -->"My guess is that she had a little cock and balls and that you had a front room make-out session with "her." ;)" My new ATF says a small penis shouldn't be any type of problem. I still wish she didn't have one.
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Lol
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