Discussions by DoctorPhil. (page 11)

Some of you perverts know that I believe that the at least some of the rick animals can be traced to dugan himself. Think about it. The rick animals have two primary effects, both...

there was a recent allegation that stripper nicespice is behind the infamous rick animals. being the incredibly generous individual that i am i offered to settle the manner using advanced machine learning alas there is...

as a space geneious it is my duty to inform u non phil pholks of important trends and even to begin trends in a wise manner. sometimes it goes wrong. for example my pappy...

mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957 that is why he has such a warped perspective. he...

im pretty sure this guy is a regular tuscl poster https://www.efukt.com/20526_Charity_Makes_His_Dick_Hard.html my psychological geneiousness says that this is unacceptable behaviour...

share strange but non sexual things u wanted as a youth when i was young i wanted to grow up to be a bird. one day i woke up covered in red spots. i thought...

as the resident geneious of tuscl it is important for me to offer psychological help to the more disturbed members of this board. i received a disturbing pm from a particularly disturbed poster that...

why o why do some of u insist on bringing ur political views into the front room? dont u know that politics belongs in the politics room? i have been told by a respected...

it has become clear to me that many of u, like theosu and mr scrub, are in dire need of life coaching. therefore i am offering my space geneious life coaching services think of how...

u must alll be very interested in why i spent so much time away from tuscl. aside from my normal space geneious indeavors i was helping all mankind my old friend kaitlyn kariko was working...

be warned. there is a man pretending to be me, a space geneious, that is telling stupid stories about fucking corpses. he wants to smear my good name as the smartest person on this...

it isnt easy being a space geneious. noaa asked me to try to ameliorate damage from matthew with my space geneious weather modification device, which i did. your welcome if your in florida or...

rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes i am even...

just finished the first test of my space geneious weather modification machine. nasa asked me to get one working this hurricane season. a rush job to combat global warming. i was able to reduce...

occums razor is insufficient for catching triple bluff trolls triple bluff trolls like @mikey work tirelessly to create a pseudocredible backstory for their troll identities. they have their troll identities argue with each other. occums...

he has created the @zipperhead crap alias to harrass me and i wouldnt be surprised if he is creating other aliases to harrass others. in fact i suspect @san_jose_gay is also an @mikey alias....

as a world renoun space geneious the chinese space agency recently asked for a consultation from yours truely. now i have good memories of watching the sally ryder lez out while i watch and...

as a space geneious my consulting services are both world renouned and much sought after. so i have been spending my time trying to help the brazil people run the olympics. they were all...

back when i was a student. even then i was a space geneious and my professors knew it...

nude photos of kim bassetter from when she was super hot dont worry, there will be no prince or phil dong in the photos. the mere glimpse of phil dong will turn a straight man...

i am truely touched by the outpouring of support for my continued participation in the board. admittedly i only received a few actualy replies and they were coded https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44018 but believe me once you...

i know that all of you want to thank me for my super space geneious contributions to this board. i also know that most of are you intimidated by my successful and amazing life....

have you fellows ever been at a silent auction for charity with lots of incredible art and they have one of andy wormans wigs and you want it but the sultan of brunea comes...

i sold eddie veddic his first flannel shirt. i told him "kid, you got to sing like you got marbles in your mouth" and he said phil your a geneious. so i decided to...

i really helped him out after his crazy breakdown on the 2 1/2 men. he called me up and said "phil ive got the tiger blood" and i said "charlie my friend youve got...

@Hugh_G._Rection aka @mikey has now admitted that he is @4got2wipe https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43637#comment531513 since @mikey has admitted twice that he is @zipperhead that means that we now have proof that @mikey posts as @zipperhead, @Hugh_G._Rection, and @4got2wipe. of...

@Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @CaraLynn87 aka @mikeya02 accused me of having an axe to grind https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43634#comment531318 well i do have an agenda. my agenda is being a good citizen and helping @mikey aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe...

just imagine what TUSCL will be like after @mikey gets the psychiatric help he so desparately needs. there will be none of these feces obsessed weirdos that he posts as. his other crap characters...

if we needed more proof that @mikey aka @zipperhead aka @CaraLynn87 aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @san_jose_gay aka many other crap identities is simply obsessed with feces he delivered https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43603 he has already admitted twice that...

i know you guys like that i am getting @mikey to admit that hes a "ghost writer" aka troll. if i can get him to go to trolls anonymous we will have the dawn...

@mikey portreys himself as a red-blooded american conservative male. but he actually looks like this https://thedailybale.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/telford6.jpg he has gained a lot of weight since that photo was taken because he lives on nothing but hohos...

because i am a space geneious i was able to trick @mikey into admitting that he used to troll as @zipperhead. he even claims @zipperhead was his worst character he also admitted to being @slaux_pas....

now that i have caused @mikey to admit that he is behind @zipperhead i thought i would share a fascinating story about my family. do you realize that my great grandpappy gave harlan sanderson...

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43457#comment529003 now that @mikey has admitted that he used to post as @zipperhead. it is only a matter of time before he breaks down and admits to his other troll identities to all of the non-troll...

shes clearly made some weird decisions www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ireland-baldwins-ex-girlfriend-dishes-6312655 maybe i should reach out to help her. ive always wondered if she was actually my daughter. i kept fucking kim after the three way prince and i had...

since i am a space geneious i have been able to write code to detect code that also has applications simulating the inflation of flexible objects in space. you wouldnt think that these are...

i have only scratched the surface regarding my amazing life and my amazing family so now i am working on an article for all of you. your welcome...

how many of you want to subscribe. ive only scratched the surface of my fascinating life in the posts ive made here...

Prince was good people. i really miss him. that weird little efeminate guy got serious pussy. he was also generous. he encouraged the girl from the spangles that sang that maniac monday song to...

it was suggested that one of my ancestors had something to do with the bible. not true. the bible is bullshit. total falsehoods but orphius was one of my ancestors. and he was the son...

now that my quick thinking to use my super accurate troll detection algorithm to simulate the inflation of the biglow module and solve the problems nasa was having the space station now has a...

i know you guys have lives that arent as amazing as my own so i like to share my triumphs. i dont think ive told you about the three way that warren zevant and...

that @juicebox69 fellow has always irritated me but i think he has turned over a new leaf. you can tell that he has lived a life almost as interesting as mine @mikey aka @TheeOSU aka...

my troll detection algorithm was successfully modified to correct the porblems with the inflation of the space station inflatible habitat module www.cnet.com/news/international-space-stations-inflatable-room-successfully-installed/ now i will return to identifying all of the crap identities that @mikey uses....

nasa will be reinflating the space station module today. they were grateful for all of my help. i am sorry for all of my misspellings in my last post. can you believe that i...

i know you guys have been counting on me to reveal all of the identities of the sick troll that has been plaguing the board. however, it turns out my troll detection algorithm is...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTKBXqQDsA i did not intend for that to happen. i was just trying to be a nice guy. forgive any misspellings today. i have been working almost 24 hours and it is about 3:30 in...

i have now used my master psychological understanding and abilities as a mathematical genious to deduce that we have a master troll that wears a man bun and only wears hemp clothing and plays...