i really helped him out after his crazy breakdown on the 2 1/2 men. he called me up and said "phil ive got the tiger blood" and i said "charlie my friend youve got the goos that lays the gold egg in you 2 1/2 men show since you can show us drunk or stoned and your characters name is still charlie so you dont have to remember another name".
he lost it and put his tiger penis and the cavernous privates of the brie olsons but then he faced up to his problems and called me up and said "thank you phil you saved me"
that is why you people still have charlie sheen to entertain you. your welcome

