did I ever tell you about the time I gave ozzy ozborne an ant farm?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTKBXqQDsA

i did not intend for that to happen. i was just trying to be a nice guy.

forgive any misspellings today. i have been working almost 24 hours and it is about 3:30 in the morning here in houston. the only thing keeping me sane is my memories of the three way i had with prince and kim basinger and the good times i had living in a purple wiener mobile watching sally ride go all lesbian on her girlfriend while i drank pabst blue ribbon beer and ate a good bratwurst

but my country needs me so i persevere