Strange things u wanted when u were young

share strange but non sexual things u wanted as a youth

when i was young i wanted to grow up to be a bird. one day i woke up covered in red spots. i thought these might be feather follicles and looked forward to growing exciting plumage and flying away

turns out i played in some poisoned oak the day before. although i was but a wee phil at the time i began to study and rapidly mastered the sciences and became a geneious. it also made me generous which is why i asked for no credit from eddie vedic when i helped him invent the grunges

so in a sense u all have poisoned oak to thank for all of the geneious comments i make. u should rly say thank u to the next poisoned oak or poisoned ivy u see. im sure it will respond with your welcom