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saving the rio olympics

DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
as a space geneious my consulting services are both world renouned and much sought after. so i have been spending my time trying to help the brazil people run the olympics. they were all fucked up until i arrived to help

now i think they are going pretty well. your welcome

4 comments

  • RandomMember
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    8 years ago
    Yes, thanks for helping with the chemicals in the Olympic diving pools. Great job.
  • jsbach
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    8 years ago
    Ditto. Bring those cats some fucking Clorox. They said the water down there was gonna be bad... What an embarrassment.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    8 years ago
    Just remember: "DO NOT OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHILE SWIMMING IN THE WATER"
  • DoctorPhil.
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    8 years ago
    trust me guys, it would have been a much more serious disaster without my geneiousness. im good but im not a miracle worker

    and that green pool was some joker who drank gallons of green beer and pissed in the pool. he was wearing all hemp clothes and kept yelling that the hacky sacky was a better sport than swimming

    i kicked the idiot in the balls and put him on a plane back home to san diego. it was @zipperhead aka @tiredtraveler aka @4got2wipe aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @mikey, the biggest troll on the board
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