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I have now figured out why mr skibum is so out of his mind

mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957

that is why he has such a warped perspective. he came of age during the 1970s which was the time when america rly was a shithole

think about it. we had gone to the moon - thanks to space geneiouses of course - and we had almost completed the interstate highway system. we had rebuilt much of the world after a devastating war. then the 1970s hit. stagflation. crime. watergate. gas lines. the loss in vietnam

and worst of all people thought this was a cool outfit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlOxUcTc…

when u grow up thinking all of that shit was when america was great u rly cant figure out what great is. i mean rly - picture teenage skibum wearing some fringed outfit thinking hes cool, that has got to warp ur mind

as a space geneious i think people who were 1970s teens should be barred from voting unless they pass rigorous tests to insure the absence of mind warpage. perhaps an exception could be made if somebody has evidence that they were ahead of the curve by being into something unimpeachably cool like pre1999 prince

but there is no fuckin way u should vote if u ever thought fringed outfits or jim crocerman was cool.

folks who were 1980s teens are ok as long as they never had flock of seagulls hair. but 1970s teens? get the fuck outta here