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life coach services available

DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
it has become clear to me that many of u, like theosu and mr scrub, are in dire need of life coaching. therefore i am offering my space geneious life coaching services

think of how much the world changed for the better when prince came to me with brown trousers and asked me to remove the ass and i said no mr prince a musical geneious like u needs to wear purple like a king. in that moment mr prince was put on the course that led to him writing such works as little red corvette, nothing compares 2 u, kiss, and sister

i, phil, can help u too if u embrace the phil life coaching

my first lesson: question all of the decisions u have ever made. for many of u they will prove to be wrong. your welcome

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BuckMcNutter
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4 years ago
The need meds not coaching !
48-Cowboy
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3 years ago
You better include Skibum609 in there, however, you may need to visit him in the padded room after he has had his electrotherapy
san_jose_guy
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3 years ago
For life coaching it is imperative that the client understand what school of life coaching you are following before they disclose anything to you.

SJG
Icee Loco (asshole)
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3 years ago
Life coaching is a form of mental health counseling
wallanon
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3 years ago
How about a life couch? Preferably one that comes with hot strippers.
wallanon
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3 years ago
Guessing that's a hard "no" on the couch...
wallanon
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3 years ago
I dunno why I just thought of this https://youtu.be/3JrNe3QyB3Q?t=49
DoctorPhil.
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3 years ago
Mr. Scrub, I offer to help you Mr. Scrub and that is how you thank me? Phear not, phor Phil will still help. Remember, there are two paths ahead. You can continue to be yourself, a man that wears fringed scede jackets and plays a single Emerson, Lake, and Palmer 8-track over and over 24/7, or you can choose to heal yourself.

I prescribe a 48 hour course of staring at a photo of Renee Olstead using a vibrator wile you listen to the 2 Live Crew. No sleep. Just Renee and Luke. Eat nothing but Frank’s Red Hot to cleanse your system. Trust me… you will heal. The healing will feel like you have become a diseased armadillo that shits fire. Lean into that.

You’re welcome!
twentyfive
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3 years ago
With desert turd blossom, it would be much easier to just over medicate him like they do for all the other lunatics in the psych ward.
DoctorPhil.
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3 years ago
Mr. Scrub, it disappoints me that you were unable to notice my misspelling of “suede”. I occccasionally embed misspellings and grammatical errors in my posts to improve the literacy of TUSCL posters. Sort of a test.

Emerson, Lake & Palmer are a band from the 8-track era. Since you didn’t seem to be able to infer that I will let you in on a secret: the members of the band are a guy named Emerson, a guy named Lake, and a guy named McDougal. Just kidding…the third guy was named Palmer.

The fact that you couldn’t spot a simple spelling error or figure out who Emerson, Lake & Palmer are is a clear sign that you aren’t using enough hot sauce when you are jacking off. Try spreading the Frank’s Red Hot all over your nether regions. You’ll feel it when it is working. Or better yet, dip your dick in a vindaloo!

You’re welcome!
san_jose_guy
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3 years ago
Icey, I am not a fan of life coaching for the reason you indicate.

SJG
EastCoaster
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3 years ago
^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs
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