Comments by Meursault (page 12)

The important thing to remember about "Dream Strippers" is that they only exist in dreams / drug addled fantasies.

I confess that I often cause the stripper to LDQ (Lap Dance Queef).

^^ Man I hope desertscrub is wrong about this. Rise up my brothers!

Papi is dead on. I don't mind throwing in a little extra for a girl, or buying a pack of cigarettes if it is my idea, but when she asks, I move on. And if she texts me asking for money, I block her on the spot, CF or not. I don't mind the occasional text but any out and out request for money that doesn't include a reasonably priced service is the end of our business relationship.

Free ITC is rare but does happen. Usually with a girl trying to cultivate a regular. It is usually restricted to a handjob though. Sometimes a girl will be so drunk and or high anything could happen. I wouldn't expect this every time you head out.

If my redneck side wanted to vote for Donald Trump, I'd beat the shit out of it. I do like a farm girl, herb and country music (in small doses).

Is "Unicorning" when you strap a horn to your face and she rides it? If so, I wouldn't pay much for that. Or maybe she straps the horn to her face. I would pay even less for that.

^^ I second JS. Why yank her chain?

Most of these girls are pretty hot if you take away the tattoos. I really wish I could adapt to them but tattoos just kill it for me.

It's SS 11 out of 10 times.

Cosigning a loan for a stripper is exactly the same as giving her the car. Give strippers money for lap dances or blow jobs (or conversation if that is your thing), this is P4P not lets make a deal.

What a puke. He's as ugly on the inside as his sweaters were on the outside. He obviously didn't give two shits about that deposition either. One of his answers "bingo."

Doesn't matter if anyone wants it. The Raptors are a very, very, very long shot. I'd still bet on the Warriors too, but that looks less inevitable than it did when the series started. To answer the question though, I'd rather be tied down and forced to listen to Drake's entire insipid catalog "Clockwork Orange" style than watch the Raptors get killed in the finals by either the Thunder or the Warriors.

This is the actual oldest topic you can still get to on the site: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=6431 It is dated January 5, 2004, but the member who posted it joined in 2003, so it is possible that the oldest topic is lost to history.

A CF I was seeing somewhat regularly for dances and conversation only in Omaha was fired and saw me in the parking lot as she was walking out (I just got out of my rental car). She walked up and said, "bad day for me, good day for you, I just got fired." It took about 6 minutes to get to my hotel. Not sure how much time elapsed before we concluded business though. I actually ended up dating her briefly before I discovered she was bat shit crazy, and she discovered I wasn't her 401K.

All this advice is spot on. If you want to go to a strip club, Rhino's can be fun. If you are looking for sex (and don't want to try your luck with a vacationing housewife) , Vegas is one of the best towns in the world for professionals. TER can help you find a reliable provider.

You don't have any problem that another stripper can't cure. Just judging by this thread it seems possible that you creeped her out and she doesn't want to see you in the club (especially if she can get money for sitting in the car). Try -- really really try -- to let her go. There are other strippers. Some of them will even suck your dick if you don't spook 'em. Almost all of them would be willing to put you in a headlock.

Least fucks given

What are you worried about? Are you concerned about offending a stripper you are negotiating with for sex? If she is actually going to follow through, she wont' be offended. Don't be douche, but you don't have to tiptoe around it either.

JS69 your instincts are right, but I wouldn't use the "L" word. Liberal is just another way of saying you want to feel good about yourself and not think (for many, not all, there are some thinking liberals, but many more sheep). There is reason to believe that stripping does some damage to the average stripper. I think most of us would agree that there are many strippers who are hurt by their involvement in the profession and because we foster that environment by creating the market for strippers we bare some culpability. I'm torn on whether or not I should participate myself. I know the market wouldn't go away if I left it, but I'm conflicted. There are many strippers that I genuinely like, and It pains me to think that they will look back on our time as detrimental to them.

Long way for me, but if you are ever in Iowa/Chicago/St. Louis or in Portland or DFW where I frequently travel, I'd love to meet a fellow Viking fan / strip club aficionado. Enjoy Follies. It is Mecca with tits and ass.

I have been to many clubs in many areas of the country, I have seen many younger men in clubs, but have never seen strippers preferring younger men. They are not looking to hook up with you. However, it is also a myth that men are in strip clubs because it is the only way to see a naked woman. Maybe in 1950 naked women were hard to find, but that isn't the case anymore. It is not hard to hook up with a woman. And not hard to hookup with a woman of the quality of most strippers (which is average looking to slightly above average looking). Strip clubs offer a different experience than a regular bar and that is why they exist. I'm sure there is some percentage of strip club customers that are there because they are uncomfortable with women in a traditional setting, but that is not the entire customer base.

I know two strippers like that right now (they are friends at the same club). Some strippers are genuinely nice people. Of course, as stated above, they can also see the wisdom in cultivating a long term regular. I've met lots of honest strippers who don't cheat the count and deliver what they promise, but I've met more hustlers.

Get the CR, cum in her mouth, tell her you're actually a very light skinned black, and walk out.

"... None of them are her." That's the problem. All of them are her. This is P4P not a girlfirend. Even a girlfriend you really click with is eventually replaceable. 100% of P4P OTC strippers are replaceable.