Comments by Meursault (page 11)

5pm. I'm surprised at how many people are afternoon regulars. Maybe in retirement.

Maybe there is only 1 super troll.

Again rockstar is spot on. The First Amendment protects you from the government (although that protection has been eroded over the years by the courts). It always scares me when I agree with him. And now, unless something drastic happens, I will even be forced to vote for his candidate in November. Also, gammanu95 +1.

I have feelings for my all time favourite too. Strippers are people too and some of them are awesome people. But I would not confuse my feelings with love (at least not in the way we are discussing it here). You can genuinely like this girl without dating her. These gals have lives outside of the club and a job to do inside of it. You will be happier if you seek your love relationships in your private life and maintain a customer/stripper relationship in it. Just because you have a professional relationship, it doesn't mean you can't be cool to each other.

I'm stumped. You have been with several girls who work at the same club and are known to engage in DFK. These girls all share the same customers and presumably engage in the same or similar acts with some if not all of them. You know for sure that one of them has an STD. Yet you want kiss them.

PCT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

Every stripper doesn't do OTC, until they do.

If what someone else considers to be cheating is the standard, than there is no standard. There is zero potential for a lap dance to bring anyone to orgasm that is beyond the age of 14. I'm not sure that is a workable definition, but since you are a dream lawyer, all those "ands" left a lot of wiggle room. If those were "ors" it would be a pretty narrow definition.

Unless you count a lap dance while travelling on business (which I don't), I never cheated on my ex-wife (we were married for 22 years). I can't claim to have been as faithful with my post-marriage girlfriends but then again I didn't make the same commitment to them. My ex-wife did "cheat" on me a couple times with a girlfriend when she was high (and then finally at the end with a man but that's a long story). I'm curious how many TUSCLers think I was cheating when getting a lap dance, or think she was cheating with her girlfriend. I personally don't think an extras free lap dance is cheating. I think it would be cheating to make out with a civilian for free even if you didn't have sex, but to pay a dancer (who in reality doesn't give two shits about you) for a few minutes of harmless grinding (I'm no LDK) doesn't feel like cheating to me.

@JamesSD: When did Minneapolis clubs stop sucking? I haven't been to one in a few years (I lived in MSP for a long time and don't go to clubs in my hometown). I have never been to a good club in the Twin Cities. The last fun/sleazy club I went to in Minnesota was Jake's in Coates and it is long gone.

^ chess: Vegas (you racist). But Vegas clubs suck.

I think this is the same footage PontiacGuy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYptRz2F-WQ She has a nice face, but I'm not sure what it is about bouncing silicone bags that excites everyone so much.

Some strippers will increase their level of service as they get you on the hook (or as they trust you more depending on your point of view). This is evidently an activity she feels comfortable with that she thinks is likely to keep you coming back. I doubt the bears have any bearing on the matter. Personally I would avoid the bears, if she thinks you are in love with her, she is really gone tighten the screws.

those tats == 1000 times no

This: "Doesn't her mouth work at least?" papi +1

He is unquestionably a tool. But I don't see how he got "owned." Is an ad hominem attack "owning" someone now? I didn't see him make the case that Ali was racist (although racist quotes from Ali are not hard to find), and I didn't see any of the people that "owned" him actually refute his claim. No real argument or discussion taking place there, just twitter drivel on both sides.

Ugh. Maybe you need a real woman and not a "dream" one so you can handle it better when you interact with one.

^^ *girls (no apostrophe)

White Knights have the worst of both worlds. They get no mileage and most girl's resent their attitude (though not their money).

Why not go to both and decide for yourself? The fun you have at a club usually boils down to the girls (or usually THE girl). That is really subjective, so reviews can only help you so much.

Iowa: nude on stage, topless lappers, if it is BYOB. If they serve alcohol it is topless only. I fee like I'm in a minority in that I don't really need to see the who-ha on stage.

This only happens in the Bizarro stripper web universe. Strippers get asked a 1000 times a night for OTC. No one ever gets kicked out for it, unless it is really for some other offence and this is the excuse. The ones who are not interested in OTC can shake it off. Many will try to string you along with the promise that it will happen once they get to know you. Usually though, the girls that OTC will make it known or drop hints.

I truly can't imagine it happening, but if it did I would certainly not seek it out again.

From the story: "The location: one of South Florida's largest adult strip clubs." Funny that in Florida they have to specify "adult" strip clubs. What other kind of clubs you got down there Papi?

I don't know which is funnier, that DoctorPhil. (of "kim bassetter" fame) who has exactly 0 reviews and joined in April 2016 is a "Troll Hunter" or that he has analysed misspellings.