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8 years ago
I think these are Dream Strippers, and like all Dream Strippers, you only see them in your dreams.
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8 years ago
Trick is to remember (and this is easy to say harder to practice) that you are not in a relationship with a stripper. Not in the traditional sense anyway. In a relationship you are emotionally tangled up with a woman and you can expect some back and forth. You are in a p4p relationship with a stripper. All you can expect is to get the service that you negotiated for the price you negotiated. If she doesn't honour that you walk, if you don't honour that, she walks. If you think you are in a some other kind of relationship other than straightforward p4p, you will get screwed (and not the way you want).
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8 years ago
Stripper: That was 20 dances.
Translation: That was 5 dances.
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8 years ago
I like Nina's slut best because she seems more calculated.
1 cigarette: Nah. What do you take me for?!
2 cigarettes: Drops to her knees.
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8 years ago
People actually call out names during sex? I din't know that was really a thing.
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8 years ago
My job involves some amount of sales (although I recently hired a sales guy to isolate myself from the torture of sales trips). I have very little patience for unethical sales practices (which are the bread and butter of the SW "hustle"). I would not do business with a car dealer that I found unethical, even if they sold the only care I wanted. That said, I can cut strippers a little slack in this area. After all, an unethical car salesman is not in such a treacherous marketplace. There is very little chance that someone will try to slip a finger up their car salesman's ass or try to bite their nipple. Strip clubs can be a hostile environment to work in, which can breed a kill or be killed attitude.
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
A: S. E. Cupp. Q: Who is smarter and hotter than Lara Logan.
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8 years ago
Wait. Did they check this stripper for silicone? Maybe he was paying with the same percentage of real money as he was getting real flesh.
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8 years ago
Once again shailynn (and others) are exactly right. While you are "making out with her" the meter is running. Stay for as long as you enjoy it and can afford it, then move on. She will.
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8 years ago
I'm thinking 1% or lower for $200. I had no trouble getting laid in college, but it is a mistake to assume that because they are sexually adventurous and available to college age men that they find attractive, that they are for sale.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'm curious. I see some 8s and 9s above. I would tend to agree, but I also see 8s and 9s bandied about in strip club reviews, and I would hand over my wallet and the deed to my house if I ever saw that in a club. The scale has to be adjusted for the circumstances. She's a TV/Movie 8, but a strip club 11.
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8 years ago
Now is the time to wager. I'd be happy to place a bet on the outcome of the series with you. I will take that bet even if GS loses game 2.
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8 years ago
Surprising I think, because GS didn't play too badly and still lost at home. I still expect GS to win the series convincingly. OKC proves that a deep bench is not as vital in the playoffs as it is in the regular season. If Westbrook or Durant has an off night, they'll lose by 40.
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8 years ago
I'd never heard of Steel Panther before this. Very funny. It's hilarious that a parody band is virtually indistinguishable from some of the crappier 80s glam medal bands.
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8 years ago
Maybe safest to assume that if JS is posting he is high unless otherwise stated. Juice, no need to let money keep you out of the clubs. A few crumpled up chicken grease soaked ones judiciously sprinkled throughout the evening should keep you entertained. You may also be able to enjoy a contact high from JS (both stripper and herb).
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8 years ago
Wow that is some Ye Olde pornographic. I feel old because I still find that look sexy. It probably looks to kids today like Donna Reed did to me. Gotta love a gal who uses a condom but then takes it off for a pop in the kisser. Not sure that is a recommended best practice.
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8 years ago
Q: What did the IRS agent say to Rihanna? A: Bitch better have my money.
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8 years ago
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jdoggy2nd booth from the stage
If you're planning to save up for a trip to MBOT it will take a lot of cash, because you'll first need invest in a working time machine if you want to have a good time.
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8 years ago
Sorry to be a picker of nits. Just to clarify, the article did not say that the divorce rate was 50%. It said that 50% of divorces were filed for by newlyweds. I think he gets to keep the goats with which he has consummated a relationship, so probably all of them.
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8 years ago
I don't mind a BJ with a condom, somehow it makes it extra naughty.
I don't DATY when I'm paying so I haven't thought about the risks, but I would say if you are paying (no matter how convinced you are that she is the once in a lifetime virgin stripper that has been fighting off the men to wait for you) you gotta be protected 100% of the time.
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8 years ago
I wish I could believe that OKC has a chance, but I don't see it. They do not match up well against Golden State. I wouldn't be surprised if this was over in 4 or 5 games. I hope I'm wrong though. I thought the Spurs would kill them so maybe I'm misjudging the chances of a two person team against a team that plays excellent defence and can score from anywhere.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
On the road I end up going out on week nights. This is best for me for all the reasons stated in the posts above. Strippers are more willing to approach and risk some of their time with guys they don't know on the slower nights. When I'm at home I go to the club whenever the mood strikes me. As a known commodity at the semi-local clubs (I always go at least an hour from home) I get good treatment any day of the week.
I have never been in a club in the afternoon. I don't anticipate having the afternoon free like that until retirement.
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8 years ago
Hell yeah! I have always valued bootie over booby. For a long time I felt alone in the wilderness. Then, sometime in the 90's I think, the world caught up with me. I live in fear that we will go back to the bad old days (personified by that octogenarian be-robed bonehead Hugh Hefner) when women could have no ass and giant tits and be considered hot. The proliferation of big assed beauties in the popular culture is the seminal achievement of this great American experiment.
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8 years ago
If you bring plastic into a strip club, you deserve to get robbed. Never walk into a club with money you haven't already said goodbye to.
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8 years ago
Who or what is "kim bassetter"? Alec Baldwin's basset hound?