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7 years ago
The problem with number two is the vague resemblance to Chelsea Clinton!
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7 years ago
I'm in Shadow's court, but more than anything else it's how the total package comes together - boobs, face, body size, personality. But the two things I can't stand are fake boobs and a big ass. I just don't understand the fascination with a big ass.
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7 years ago
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
I'm still trying to figure how I got a friend request from a French girl in Sierra Leone. She was hot though!
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7 years ago
I wouldn't let her provide the condom.
Three nuns were cleaning the priest's office. One opened the desk drawer and saw a pack of condoms. The second nun said, don't worry, I used a pin to poke a hole in each of them. The third nun fainted.
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7 years ago
@Shadowcat: I was at Follies yesterday afternoon as well; sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you. One girl told me that two people had recently been arrested there. I understood her to say that it had been the night before, meaning Friday night. She said one dancer had been sent home drunk. The drunk got in her car, drove back to the club and plowed into another car in the parking lot. A bouncer called the cops, who arrested the girl. They then arrested the same bouncer for an outstanding warrant. You'll have to tell us if he ever calls the cops again.
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7 years ago
I understand a total eclipse can be a very arousing, sensual experience. I will be in South Carolina. I think I need a stripper to take full advantage of that arousal.
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7 years ago
It's only been less than a hundred years that skinny, less than "pleasingly plump", has been considered attractive. Look at pictures from the 1800's or portraits from earlier. I find it disappointing at times that we are so susceptible to society's pressures.
I confess. I'm susceptible. I like my dancers thin. Tuscl
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7 years ago
I saw a review a few months ago on Millstream Inn near Baltimore. The reviewer had been at the club the day before and talked about having lunch with a dancer he identified by name. I had actually been at the club at the same time and spoken earlier with the same dancer and had seen her eating lunch with a custie. So, now I know him but he doesn't know me!
If I were evil I'd try to use this somehow.
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7 years ago
Thanks, guys. It's pretty clear that the pickins ain't easy in NC, but when you live in the strip club desert that I do, even North Carolina looks good!
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7 years ago
I like your taste in women, JS69!
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
There's a club in Ames? Really?
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7 years ago
Population - 459. Strip clubs - 1. Swingers clubs - 1.
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7 years ago
I once had a very lame dance from a girl at Gold Cup in Houston. Afterwards, she apologized and said she was on probation. I asked why, and she said she had given a cop a blow job. When finished the guy thanked her, complemented her on the quality of the job and told her she was under arrest. He didn't pay her either!
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7 years ago
A dead snake and a dead lawyer are lying in the middle of the road. Which is which?
Skid marks in front of the snake!
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8 years ago
Like most of you, I didn't believe such things happened. Then one night I was sitting with a girl and commented that the music was awfully loud that night. She told me there was a quieter place, but that I'd have to buy a bottle. She was hot so I thought, why not? We got to the champagne room, which was a large open room with another patron and girl there, sat down, and the first thing out of her mouth was, "I'll give head for $200 or we can have sex for $400." This was not something I'd ever considered doing in a strip club, but for some reason I felt trapped and felt that I had to do one or the other. So, I took the former. BB and she swallowed, but overall it was a bad BJ. I didn't try again for a year!
So, $100 plus tip for the bottle, $200 plus tip for the BJ, paid with a credit card which meant an additional 25% up charge, all adding up to a >$400 tab for a bad blow job, and a fast drive home for an immediate shower. What a moroni!
Thank you, TUSCL, for showing me a better way!
Btw, my first ITC FS was a similar story of naïveté, albeit much much less costly. But, that's a story for another time.
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8 years ago
Have your fun now. 1. There is some truth in the old saw, "use it or lose it." 2. You never know when you're going to start pushing up daisies. I've known too many people who have great plans for retirement, but then kick off very shortly after they get to it. 3. Your health will have a big effect. In my case prostate problems and heart medications have negatively impacted my sex life. Not stopped it but made it all a bit less intense.
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8 years ago
Men's Club - Classy, good- looking and friendly women, minimal extras, got take-out once.
Treasures - Papi speaks the truth. Stay away.
St. James - Extras readily available, good lookers with a bit too much hustle factor
Centerfolds - sometimes referred to as Centerhoes with good reason
Cover Girls - up and down over the years, more up recently, plenty of extras available
Ritz - also up and down almost on a daily basis
Michaels aka Chicas Locas - very Latin but some lookers and recent trend to Cuban dominance
That should be enough to get you started. Dance prices the same everywhere except those ROBs at Vivid.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Watch out for Iowa State in the Big 12. In the past few years ISU has taken the conference tournament a couple of times. The only way I'll bet against them is if they're playing West Virginia.
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8 years ago
A good intellect can be verrryyy sexy!
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8 years ago
Scores Houston and Vivid can only be improved by the influx. They are bad clubs.
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8 years ago
Scientifically speaking, its mostly pee. Yes, someone did a real study.
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8 years ago
My all-time ATF had terrible tits, kind of as described above - tennis balls in nylons. But, she was great to talk to, a pretty good dancer and awesome in the sack. You can work with them if the other assets are good.
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8 years ago
What is it with newspapers and these prostitution and strip club busts? Are they in cahoots with LE to make the sex trade as unattractive as possible? I can't recall any newspaper pictures of strippers or prostitutes where I've found any of them at all attractive. It almost makes me think there's a plot to embarrass the johns, not only because they were caught with a prostitute but that they were caught with a really, really ugly girl engaging in prostitution!
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8 years ago
The closest I came to physical damage was when during a lap dance a stripper titty-slapped me in the face with rock-hard man-mades. Nearly broke my nose!
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8 years ago
I had an issue with BPH around 2013-2015. The biggest problem was inability to void the bladder and consequent recurring UTI 's. I also noted progressively increasing failure to orgasm. (BTW, I was 62-64 during that period.). Then a urologist prescribed Rapiflo, which I took for about 6 months. I could still get erections, but I lost the ability to ejaculate. In 2015 I then had an operation when basically shaved off prostate tissue from the inside (TURP). The result of that was that my bladder control is pretty much normal now, the sexual performance is about where it was before the prostate problem, but I still don't ejaculate. There was no cancer, so I'll live happily in my current state.
I believe that the BPH had little to do with sexual performance issues. I think I'm just getting old. I've tried Viagra a few times and it seems helpful but not a miracle drug.
I really didn't want to hear the urologist when he started talking about surgery. But I finally broke down and took his advice, and I'm now glad I did. Your problem, Deuce, sounds a little more concerning than mine. I can only advise to keep that appointment on the 20th and do what the guy tells you. My operation was quick and without complications. The worst was two weeks of wearing a catheter, but that was soon over.
Good luck to you!