

Joined Mar, 2017
Last Seen Jan, 2020
NaturalSelection
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7 years ago
White Elephant Gift Ideas: Eat My Ass
It was funny when you gave stress balls that look like testicles last year. It was even funnier when you gave a can of Spotted Dick the year before. Who...
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7 years ago
Dilly Dilly
I'm breaking the jaw of the next person I hear says this. Give it rest you fucking tools....
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7 years ago
There's more than one Sleepy Time Rapist
Sure we have Sleepy_Time_Guy but the Senate has this bad actor:
https://twitter.com/LeeannTweeden/status/931176738586890241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2017%2F11%2F16%2Fus%2Fpolitics%2Fal-franken-sexual-harassment-groping-forcible-kissing.html...
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7 years ago
Speaking of Dick Breath Neanderthals
https://pagesix.com/2017/10/21/woody-allens-new-movie-couldnt-have-worse-timing/
"Woody Allen’s upcoming movie contains some awkward scenes involving an older man having sex with young starlets..."
"In scenes just filmed, a character played by Rebecca Hall accuses 44-year-old actor Jude...
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7 years ago
LDK Subscribes To Playboy Magazine
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/arts/playboy-playmate-transgender.html
"For the first time in its 64-year history, Playboy magazine will feature a transgender Playmate, a decision that Cooper Hefner, a top executive at the magazine, said on Thursday was...
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7 years ago
Godspeed Tom Petty
"On behalf of the Tom Petty family, we are devastated to announce the untimely death of of our father, husband, brother, leader and friend Tom Petty. He suffered cardiac arrest...
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7 years ago
Evolution: Is The Female Orgasm Just As Worthless As Male Nipples?
There's about 5 minutes on this topic starting at 11:45.
https://archive.org/details/ZacharyMoore133TheFemaleOrgasm
The gist of the talk is the male nipples are a leftover from the female, and the female orgasm is a...
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8 years ago
Getting Extras While Viewing The Eclipse
I won't be, I'll be driving at while its happening here in Michigan. I think we're only 80% or so coverage.
What's anyone else doing tomorrow?...
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8 years ago
She Doesn't Do This With Other Guys
I've mentioned this stripper I meet up with around the first of every month before. She always makes a point to tell me that she doesn't do this with other...
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8 years ago
It's not Stripper Shit but it sure smells like it.
If a stripper repeated invites you for OTC but always cancels out, I think we can all agree that's stripper shit. So what if a troll were to repeatedly invite...
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8 years ago
Getting OTC Outside The Club
Paying hookers for sex seems to be getting easier.
I had a big push on a project on Monday, came in at 4 am and left at 6pm. Get 'er done....
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8 years ago
Another gem from StripperWeep
I can't stop laughing!
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?216822-Now-or-never!...
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8 years ago
Why Do Canadains Like Doggy Style?
So they can watch the hockey game.
This dovetails off of this
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=49846
She texted me yesterday looking to hook up again for rent money. I said I wasn't interested last night, I...
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