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8 years ago
I'm middle-aged and I'm traumatized!
I've been curious about swingers clubs, but it's the fear that this is what I'd see that keeps me away.
discussion comment
8 years ago
I bought a lifetime membership to Ritz in Houston for $700 back in 2011. It got me free admission to the club and no club fee for VIP. Seemed like a lot of money, but there was this young lady that worked there... At the time the cost of VIP was $100 to the club. I guess I got my money's worth within about two months. (There was this certain young lady, you see...). Eventually, she left town, the quality of Ritz dancers went way down, the new city of Houston rules went into effect and I stopped going there. As recently as six months ago I stopped in and the membership still covered admission to the club.
So, I found it very worthwhile at that club at that time. I've not done it elsewhere because I've not found another girl like that one.
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8 years ago
I met a girl at a Houston club who would do ITC. After a couple of sessions she started texting me frequently to come in for another round. One Saturday afternoon I arrived at the club at the same time she did. Her mom dropped her off for our session. Mom was pimping her. (BTW, Mom was fat and ugly.) Found out later that the girl liked her drugs and Mom was addicted. So, it seems I was supporting their habit for a while. Despite a lot of pleading texts I never got so much as an air dance from her again.
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8 years ago
"....no extras clubs within several hundred miles..." Welcome to my neighborhood!
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8 years ago
One of my all time favorites is Moby Dick. Seriously. Sci-fi, history, Civil War, biographies, the classics.
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8 years ago
In the late 1990's at the Gold Cup in Houston. I was getting a lap dance from a girl that was mostly air. She apologized for the poor quality dance, saying it was because she was on probation. I asked her what she had done to get that. She said she had given a blow job to an undercover cop. She had finished the deed with him, he complimented her on the quality of the BJ and then announced that she was under arrest. Of course, being a typical Houston cop he said in court that she only made an improper solicitation and no sexual interaction occurred.
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8 years ago
Scores on Dale Mabry in Tampa (very close to Mons Venus) has the best strip club food anywhere. Go there for dinner and then down the street to Mons or across the street to 2001. Seriously good food.
discussion comment
9 years ago
Richmond and Jeanetta is in Houston, a couple miles west of the Galleria.
discussion comment
9 years ago
There was a young lady named Pat,
Who had triplets named Mat, Nat and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found there was no tit for Tat!
discussion comment
10 years ago
This place is outside Houston city limits and Harris County has their own rules. But, both jurisdictions are raiding clubs a lot more frequently than they did even just a few years ago. Posting pictures in the newspapers is their usual tactic now.
review comment
5 years ago
This club has changed names at least four times in the last ten years. I haven’t been to the Polekatz version, but prior name changes made little difference in the quality of the club in any of its aspects.
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5 years ago
I used to live in Houston and this was my favorite club. But I learned very quickly that Monday and Tuesday afternoons are a total and complete waste of time. Stick to the later part of the week.
review comment
6 years ago
I was inTampa for a week a few years ago. I’d go to Scores just for the food. One night I had one lap dance which made me realize what a waste of time and money that was. But the food - outstanding!
review comment
6 years ago
Scrub, can’t you recognize sarcasm when you see it? Did you read through to the last line?
Traveler, you make a fair point. I considered putting this in the Discussions as you suggest. But, what’s a “review”? I think it’s to point out what’s happening at a club in general, and more than a synopsis of a guys last visit. This place really is for sale if you believe the big sign out front. And, I really do believe a new owner would do well to tear it down and start over.
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6 years ago
It’s also dead on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday nights. It’s closed on Sundays and Mondays. But, it’s the only option within 50 miles.
review comment
6 years ago
The girl was Roxanne, the same one mentioned a couple reviews ago. It hadn’t been published before my visit, or I would have been forewarned. My goodness, she looked good, though!
Old age, I guess. The brain still tells me it was $40, but whatever.
review comment
6 years ago
Tori, you say? You should have pulled the trigger!
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6 years ago
Sometimes it seems that if the audience is small the girls will go back and not come out for a long, long time. There may have been more girls than you could see. Management will help you out if you ask, but they aren’t proactive.
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6 years ago
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BbybunnyKeep the change you filthy animal
Speaking as a customer, this review is pretty accurate.
review comment
6 years ago
Well, now I know.
review comment
6 years ago
My experience was similar initially, but I’ve gotten used to the fact that some days you just have to turn around and walk back out. There are some true whales that come in. Easy to spot because there will be as many as four or five girls hanging on them, or trying to.
You could have paid a $10 cover, but that should have gotten you your first drink and an ok lunch as well.
review comment
6 years ago
Tell us about the hotel. Was it a big chain multi-story hotel where you have to enter through the lobby or a budget no-tel where you park right outside the door to your room?
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6 years ago
I was there about two months ago, but I didn’t find it as depressing as you did. But, I agree with you on Alice. She told me that she does dance but was just filling in at the bar on the day I was there. She looked quite fine.
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6 years ago
I’ve had some very nice visits with Lyric. I’m surprised you didn’t.
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6 years ago
I was there a rew weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. At that time it was pretty much all-American with no EEs to my knowledge. I had to leave just as evening shift was coming in, so ethnicity may have changed for the evening.
It was quite the trip with the girls all nude all the time except when on stage. All very lovely 7-9’s.
The afternoon DJ wasn’t just annoying, he was an ass.