How Many States Have You Strip Clubbed In?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I'm thinking I'm a little over 30 states. States I've been to that I have never clubbed in:

Kansas
Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Delaware
Connecticut
New Jersey
Alabama


States I've visited the most clubs:
Michigan
Arizona
Nevada
Texas

Worst state I've ever clubbed in:
D.C. (because of no touch no lapdance policy)

Best state(s) I've clubbed in:
Arizona and Michigan

Shadiest club I've ever visited was in this state:

3 way tie:
Ohio (specifically Akron)
Several in Pennsylvania
Several in West Virginia

45 comments

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joc13
7 years ago
11
WetWilly
7 years ago
I guess I'd have to go back and read my reviews from years past.
Jascoi
7 years ago
I am certainly a newbie compared to you sir. numerous clubs in socal, one in eugene oregon, a couple in albuquerque new mexico, two in el paso texas, sr dallas, maybe two in Louisiana, half dozen in florida, and one in honolulu back in 1971 or 1972. i won't mention my outrageous visits to sooooo many clubs in las vegas. nor will i mention tijuana.
whodey
7 years ago
Just 10 so far. Here's the order from most to least often.
Ohio
Kentucky
Indiana
Nevada
Tennessee
West Virginia
Illinois
Virginia
North Carolina
Florida
EastCoaster
7 years ago
For me, it's about 27 or 28 (if DC counts as a state), two Canadian provinces, and Tijuana. So many clubs, so little time...
Corvus
7 years ago
So far, seven, in two countries.
Arizona (Flagstaff, Phoenix and Tucson)
Kansas (Olathe)
Nevada (Vegas)
New Mexico (Albuquerque, Santa Fe)
Oregon (Portland)
Sonora, Mexico
and
Texas (Amarillo, Dallas, El Pas, Ft. Worth, SA)

Fun times everywhere
TheeOSU
7 years ago
I don't travel much because of time and business constraints so mainly Ohio but i've also been to a couple clubs each in Kentucky, Georgia, and Louisiana.

And regarding shady clubs, Akron is full of them now more than ever. What specific Akron club are you referring to?
etsutwigg222
7 years ago
39 for me plus DC, TJ, Germany, Amsterdam, Spain, and Sweden. Many before I discovered TUSCL.....sure wish I had it then, could have maximized by money and time!!!
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
4 states for me:

1) My home state of FL (Miami, Cocoa Beach, Tampa, Jacksonville)

2) GA (Atlanta)

3) TX (Dallas, Houston)

4) NJ (Irvington)
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
4 is my current number

NC
SC
TN
GA

Adding Michigan very soon

Making plans to Add Florida Jan 2018
mjx01
7 years ago
15 states + DC... should get 16th later this month
Jascoi
7 years ago
i forgot arizona. a few in the phoenix metro area, one south of bullhead arizona, and two super lame clubs... one in kingman and one in flagstaff. so nine states for me.
doctorevil
7 years ago
Good question. Had to think about it for a while. In not particular order:

Georgia
North Carolina
South Carolina
Florida
Alabama
Tennessee
Mississippi
Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Ohio
Michigan
Texas
Arizona
California
Louisiana
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Pennsylvania
Colorado
Hawaii
Alaska
DC
Maryland
New York

Plus some overseas places that are more brothel than strip club
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Got plans to squeeze in Colorado in October/November

On my way back down from Michigan I may stop off in Ohio and add it in

2018 I making plans to really get around
rh48hr
7 years ago
Let me think ...

Arizona (Phoenix/Tempe)
Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh)
Colorado (Denver, Boulder)
Oklahoma (OKC)
Minnestoa (Minneapolis)
Iowa (Ames)
Nevada (Vegas)
Plus TJ

I think that is all.
maho
7 years ago
Just 2: Ohio and Michigan

Michigan (Detroit) has spoiled me. Luckily I live within a few hours and dedicate most all of my clubbing there.
shailynn
7 years ago
"And regarding shady clubs, Akron is full of them now more than ever. What specific Akron club are you referring to?"

I can't even remember TheeOSU. They're in my reviews. I went on a tour one night and hit 4 or 5 instead of going through downtown Cleveland. The last stop ended up with a bar fight (I was a witness, not a participant) which started inside, went outside, and apparently ended on the hood of my car because the next morning it was scratched all to shit. Luckily I was able to have someone buff the scratches out. That's what I get for parking by the front door.
warhawks
7 years ago
I've only been to 4.

Florida.
Georgia.
Texas.
And Michigan.

Detroit has been very, very good to me in terms of strip clubs... and I'm spoiled now.
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Damn - that's 24-states for Doctorevil - close to half the US states - he must really love America :)
warhawks
7 years ago
Forgot to add: I've also been to Canada quite a few times in the past. Windsor and Sarnia specifically.

Nothing I've experienced in Canada compares to the Detroit area clubs though.
ATACdawg
7 years ago
Seven states, one district and one Canadian province for me:

Connecticut
Florida
Maryland
Virginia
Minnesota
Pennsylvania
Virginia
District of Columbia
Ontario
s275ironman
7 years ago
I don't get out as much as most of us. I've clubbed in 2 states and 1 Canadian province

Michigan
Wisconsin
Ontario, CA

I could easily add Florida to the list soon since both my parents (now retired) live down there.
jackslash
7 years ago
Michigan
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Wisconsin
Iowa
New York
Georgia
Florida
Nevada
Arizona
California
Texas


Foreign countries:
Mexico
Canada
France
Austria
ppwh
7 years ago
Roughly West to East:

Hawaii
Arizona
New Mexico
Texas
Missouri
Mississippi
Tennessee
Georgia
Ohio
North Carolina
South Carolina
Virginia

Canada:
British Columbia
Ontario
Quebec

Mexico:
Sonora
DandyDan
7 years ago
Only 10 so far and have no idea what the next state will be:
Texas
Kansas
Nebraska
South Dakota
Missouri
Iowa
Minnesota
Illinois
Wisconsin
Indiana
4got2wipe
7 years ago
I only started clubbing in earnest about the time I signed up here. So thus far it is only five:

DC
Florida
Georgia
Louisiana
My home (which I've avoided mentioning due to the presence of non-brilliant psychos)

In the distant past I've done California, Colorado, Illinois, New York (only Manhattan -- I considered a club during a visit upstate but it looked pretty scary to my naive eyes), North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, and Utah. But that was before I was aware of the crazy stuff that goes on!

I was shocked by the mention of Ames Iowa. During my visit to Des Moines I didn't even consider the possibility of a club in Ames!
Array
7 years ago
There's a club in Ames? Really?
MrDeuce
7 years ago
Illinois (many)
Indiana (many)
Michigan (many)
Texas (many)
Ohio (a few)
Wisconsin (a few)

plus 1-2 each in:
New Hampshire
Maryland
DC
Florida
Iowa
Missouri
Kentucky
Arkansas

plus 1-2 each in:
England
Germany
Austria
Thailand
beekers
7 years ago
Maryland, Delaware, DC, North Carolina, Georgia, California, Florida, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Washington, Arizona, Texas, Michigan, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Ontario, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Kansas, South Carolina, Mississippi
shadowcat
7 years ago
I've been to every state ex New England but unfortunately most of that travel was before there were many strip clubs. So my short list is
CA
LA
Al
TN
KY
OH
SC
GA
FL
And a big chunk of western Mexico.
Longball300
7 years ago
Hmmm, since we are all making a list for ourselves: Michigan, Florida, South Carolina, Ontario (my adopted state), Ohio, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Minnesota, Arizona, Nevada, Louisiana, Illinois, Indiana, Georgia, Tennessee, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts,
and Rhode Island. That's 21. Agree with the Akron clubs being a shithole for the most part although one in Pasco county (FL) was pretty bad too. Best: Michigan / Worst: Minnesota
rl27
7 years ago
Lets see. Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Florida, Nevada, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Maryland, DC, Virginia, West Virginia, and California.

Also Ontario and Quebec in Canada.

Best Dance wise is a tie with Ontario (Niagara Falls and Toronto) and Detroit Michigan
Worst Dance wise is DC.

Best Dancer Looks wise would be Las Vegas and Atlanta both back in the 90's.
Worst Dancers looks would be West Virginia and New Orleans LA

Worst shit hole clubs - Atlanta, GA, New Orleans, LA, Louisville, KY and every club I tried in WV.
TheeOSU
7 years ago
"I can't even remember TheeOSU. They're in my reviews. I went on a tour one night and hit 4 or 5 instead of going through downtown Cleveland. The last stop ended up with a bar fight (I was a witness, not a participant) which started inside, went outside, and apparently ended on the hood of my car because the next morning it was scratched all to shit. Luckily I was able to have someone buff the scratches out. That's what I get for parking by the front door."

That reminds me that once the next morning following a night at a strip club I found a foot print on the hood of my car that had been parked in back of the now closed club.
Fights were common there and there were several occasions when shots were fired inside and outside but my belief is that the footprint was left by someone that didn't like seeing a German auto in a parking lot of a union dominated town.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
I just counted and I've been to strip clubs in 29 states. I doubt that I'll hit the other 21 anytime soon since they are not well known strip club destinations.
pensionking
7 years ago
My batting average sucks.

I've been in 44 states, Mex & Can. However, I've only SC in 12 states plus Mex & Can.

I really could have used TUSCL back in the 80's and 90's. My numbers would be MUCH higher. You 20-somethings are lucky as hell.
gammanu95
7 years ago
Only seven:
Illinois
Florida
Louisiana
Texas
Tennessee
Georgia
Arizona
I probably did the most while I was in Louisiana, since that was the most income I had while single and with all the spare time to burn.
I never knew about mileage and extras until I was in Florida and joined TUSCL.
Harderlap
7 years ago
Twenty Three (23)
Washington
California
Arizona
Utah
New Mexico
Colorado
Wyoming
South Dakota
Nebraska
Iowa
Oklahoma
Texas
Illinois
Indiana
Ohio
Tennessee
Alabama
Florida
Georgia
DC
Maryland
Virginia
Massachusetts

goldmongerATL
7 years ago
FL
GA
AL
LA
TX
OK
SC
NC
VA
WV
TN
MD
OH
PA
NJ
MA
IL
CO
AZ
CA
NV
AR
IN
MO
KS
plus
DC

More than I thought - 25 + DC

Probably in the range of 100-120 clubs. Hell, I've probably been to 10 or 12 just on the Block.
Dominic77
7 years ago
4. 3 of those not since the 20th century (yikes!). PA, IN, FL, and of course, OH.
chessmaster
7 years ago
22
sharkhunter
7 years ago
I rarely seem to get to travel alone or have time. Only 3 states for me. NC, SC, WI.
I could make it 4 if I visited some nude clubs in Augusta.
sharkhunter
7 years ago
My batting average is even worse. I've visited 49 states and lived in 4 states before I finished High School. I found out a few years ago I'm lucky I didn't grow up in Australia.
sharkhunter
7 years ago
Correction just 3 states before High School unless you include 4 weeks in Hawaii.
ehhhh
7 years ago
Let's see....

Nebraska
Iowa
Colorado
Wyoming
Illinois
Wisconsin
Pennsylvania
South Dakota
Minnesota

So I guess it's 9 for me!
rickdugan
7 years ago
That I can remember...

MA, NH, RI, CT, NY, NJ, PA, OH, MD, IL, VA, KY, KS, MO, TN, NC, SC, GA, FL, AL, LA, AR, WI, TX, NV, OR, and CA.

I guess that's 27 states, not including DC. I've also clubbed in Canada, Mexico and the UK, but my international travels have not taken me into clubs in other places.

I will never set foot in another club in VA or DC again. It's just not worth it. I didn't club during my last trip to Vegas either as it is an uber tourist trap with high hustle and often subpar delivery.

It's hard to peg a favorite area because different areas offer different things.

I enjoy clubbing in Florida a great deal, but not in the larger urban areas. The girls tend to be down to earth and OTC is not difficult to set up, though one doesn't even need to seek out OTC in certain parts of FL due to an abundance of ITC offerings (Miami, Pasco County)

OTOH, some of the most beautiful and elegant women I have ever taken OTC came out of tri-state clubs (that would be NY metro).

On a more total view, I always enjoy clubbing in Providence. Not only for the clubs, which I like, but the excellent dining, good hotels at reasonable rates and other entertainment options. RI is a great summer clubbing stop.

Anyway, just a few random notes fwiw.

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