Comments by looneylarry (page 8)

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    carolynne
    The bigger you are the better
    ethical question #2
    Tell the dad that you will do the kid for a nominal fee, but not the dad on the same night. If he throws a fit, it evidently wasn't about junior getting laid. You should be able to tell pretty quickly what's going on.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Plan of Attack
    For being a young guy, you do have a decent perspective of how to go about it. We are all trying to find that sweet spot of a favorable dancer-to-customer ratio with an oversupply of hungry and hot dancers. The problem is that those favorable situations tend to flatten out over time (that is, if there are too many dancers for the few customers, the dancers will not show since they are chasing too few dollars). In time, the club will have three guys and two dancers, and not the best-looking ones at that. So you try to find the club in decline, with few customers and an oversupply of dancers, and knowing that it will not last. When you hit that club at just the right time, with some hot dancers hungry to make a buck, it is a very good thing.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Cosmo: ‘Cool' Women Go to Strip Clubs
    Are we going to be complaining in the future about the rowdy table of neophytes that naively throw money at dancers and occupy them so that the real mongers have a more difficult time. . .and that table is all women?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Poop Magazines
    Could be a throwback to the teenage practice of "reading" the hidden porn magazine while on the shitter to facilitate a good masturbation session. It provided a perfect cover, some privacy and no one was going to barge in if they thought you were dropping a load. In later years, the porn could still be hidden in there but it might not necessarily lead to rubbing one off. I just keep the usual smut magazines in there and copies of Carolynne's tits pictures.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    carolynne
    The bigger you are the better
    guess which pair is mine???
    I like the left one of #2 and the right one of #5.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    RIP Mr. Drummond
    jester, I was being funny. Or not. I knew he had one foot in the grave.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Curious question for any dancers on this forum
    Carolynne has a good point. I resolve to stop treating her like a hot chick and give more respect to her analysis. (That is if she in fact really does exist.)
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    RIP Mr. Drummond
    Must be a curse. Isn't this the second or third cast member to kick the bucket?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Getting change back as funny money
    Yeah, Papi, I share your frustration. I have had the funny money before, and for a guy on travel, it is basically worthless. It makes you spend the rest in the club, whether you wanted to or not. You can't take it back home. And the dancers hate it, too. When you try to use it for a tip, they treat you like scum. When you try to tell them that you just got hosed by the club yourself, the girls don't care.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Curious question for any dancers on this forum
    In gawker's situation, she would have more credibility if she came by the hospital or the house. If she is asking to see you again, that means to me that she wants you to stop by the club. If it is impossible to see each other (wife is at home during the recovery or something) and she really wanted to see you, she could set up a meeting t Denny's or something. Hate to say it, but she would still feel pretty good if you sent a surrogate with your wallet to the club. Come to think of it, if she only put forth small gesture now (a card, a visit, a small token of the "friendship"), she could easily recoup that from you in short order. She is not thinking about customer service past today.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Fact or Fantasy
    I agree. She popped it out and rubbed her pussy lips on it, then put a condom on? First-timer and she was throwing around extras and there had been no negotiation? Doubt it.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Why couldn't we have teachers like this when we were in school
    What is the world coming to when a guy has to apologize for the length of his post. . .or his rod. . .or his Johnson?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Over the Hill at Work: Why 50 May Be the New 70
    "So this begs some questions: Are careers over much sooner these days than in the past?" Yes.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Providing the Rope
    shadow, did you say "stripperes" with a fake French Canadian accent?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Why I Love Black Dancers
    That's good shit. I enjoyed it as a merengue video. If they slowed it down a lot, then it starts getting into the lap dance mode. Original speed would beat the hell out of you. But the real worth is the girl's control of her ass and thigh and hip muscles. Many strippers don't understand what an asset they have and that the right movements with their pelvis and the right rhythm and pressure will drive a guy wild.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Older vs Younger Women ?
    Funny how perspective changes. When I was in high school I saw the vast difference between the junior high girls and the high school *women*. The high school girls were easily slipping out and drinking in the bars. Only a few high school guys could even date any of our female classmates, since they were all dating and screwing the college guys. NOW I look at junior high girls as children, high school girls as girls and college girls even look really young. I honestly can't tell the difference between college girls and high school girls. If I am walking on a college campus, I have to assume they are all college girls and not high school. To me, thirty-year-olds are young, and many forty-year-olds look pretty sexy. I remember the furor over Vicki LaMotta posing in Playboy when she was 52 or 53--she looked pretty good but everybody was amazed she was doing it at 52. In my mind NOW, what's the big deal? I have yet to lust after a 60-year-old woman, but it might happen. I guess nursing homes are fertile grounds for old people fucking (the old studs are in great demand by the numerous old biddies), but I sure as hell wouldn't want to see it.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Home Porn
    I am just amazed that in this day and age, there are plenty of freaky girls who are willing to romp on camera. They must not care that there is a decent chance they could be out floating in the intertubes forever.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Cutting down hotel costs...
    I think bidding for a room would be the way to go, but it would require that it be a definite green light since if you put in the bid and you get it, you are stuck with the room. I guess you have to nail down the OTC date, then go off and put in the bid and get it, then come back and give the girl the particulars. And some clubs are watching for any signs of girls lining up OTC, so this may require some work and deception. The bravado about bringing the girl home is all good and fine, but there is something chilling about a psycho woman who knows where you live and maybe pockets scraps of personal info when you are not looking. Not every woman is capable of "Fatal Attraction" behavior, but only one would be enough for me. Murphy's Law.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Great Moments in PL History
    I cringe to even relate this one. When I was much younger, I had been drinking and was half-way to skunky-drunk. I was aware that I was slurring a few words and my coordination was a bit off--I was relying quite a bit on handrails. I had been tipping several dancers and trying out what I thought were killer lines. I hadn't been getting anything more than some pleasant replies and some "nice" air dances. I lost track of time and it was soon last song. All the dancers came out and they all circulated. I went for broke and zeroed in on a couple of dancers and threw a hail Mary. They were nice but didn't commit to anything. Last song over, dancers went to dressing room, lights came up, bouncers starting moving people out. I loitered and I thought I had a plan. I knew that many of these girls drove up from "the big city" and I thought I'd wait around. The SC didn't have a parking lot, it was all street parking in quiet side streets. So, I waited and the customers all drove away and the dancers started coming out about 20 minutes later. I saw three of them come out in their civvies, carrying the big over-the-shoulder stripper bags. I watched them start to load their car (they were carpooling!) and I made my move. I stumbled over, and slurred that I really liked their show and that I'd buy them breakfast before they hit the road. They looked less perturbed and more alarmed. It took too long for me to get it through my thick head that we weren't going to "hang out", talk shop, "party", or even have a conversation. I tucked my drunken tail and stumbled away.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    customer or friend?
    I think all the clues are already there--you just need to connect the dots. It looks like there may have been some "arrangement" with the high roller (B sounds better than M), but he may have had the same misconceptions that you may be suffering from. She "used" to have problems with cocaine? How about still does? The falling out was probably that high roller thought he was getting the hot, refined high-end escort, but in time he found out she was really a junkie who acted like a junkie: lied, stole, completely unreliable, self-centered, irrational. Not a good fit for a jet-setting crowd. The only reason a beautiful woman with no tats hangs out (evidenced by FB) with the ghetto crowd is because she is really a junkie. It is hard to believe she just simply likes the rap lifestyle or the music or the posse. She is getting her habit fed. Now, for you, if you want the strung-out drama of a desperate junkie (which will surely come as the rising sun tomorrow), you can follow-through. But if you think that she has turned the corner and you will be getting that sophisticated hottie that all the other Forbes 500 guys would clamor for, I say you're wrong. All too often, we know deep down that we aren't getting the sleek Lamborghini but will wind up with the broken-down Corolla that is always in the shop. And we do it anyway. Either way you are going to be paying. Not all girls can be like our Carolynne--sleek, sultry, saucy, stunning, and having a raging libido.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Stripper who fell from balcony at Christie's Cabaret dies
    Very sad, all the way around. There may be major renovations to the railing. Maybe a ban on lappers in those rooms?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Stripper birthday rituals.
    Why don't MLB teams do the gift bag stroll out at the park? Might increase attendance. I would contribute $, even more if I didn't have my son along.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    One and Done
    Indeed, Doc's got the goods.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    What does it mean when...
    Okay, I have had the rare experience of having a BBBJCIM, full swallow, and left it in (slow and gentle) and then a slow build-back to number 2. The second time around (CIM and swallow) was completely volcanic. A huge explosion. Then I was really done. Hasn't happened much at all and only in the civilian world.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    occurious
    California
    Dance Type: Nasty or Sensual
    And I sit, drumming my fingers, wondering which style Stiletto would prefer?