carolynne

i love being a dancer, for lots of reasons!

1. crazy, sexy outfits

2. the shoes!

3. easy money



4. did i mention the easy money?



5. making men want it from across the room



6. tease, tease, tease... then deliver with a vengence



7. free drinks!



8. getting my erogenous zones stimulated all day long



9. making new friends



10. more easy money



11. all the valuable free advice i get from custies



12. all the free rides home i get offered



13. custies are always willing to help me get undressed



14. guys who tell me i look hot when i feel fat and bloated



15. guys who offer to help with my personal hygiene by licking me clean



16. all the requests for free bjs (+) from club djs, bouncers, managers... like it would be a priviledge or something



17. all the drama from other dancers, which means i don't have to watch soap operas to be entertained



18. martial arts lessons means i'm the queen of the dressing room - nobody messes with me



19. so many custies offer to show me the world's largest dick... how come they all know where it is?



20. free breast exams



21. gettin' my pipes greased!



22. "business" trips with happy endings



23. making somebody's day... over and over.



24. oh, the multiple "O's"!!!



25. getting fucked whenever i want



26. If you’re good the refills are free.