Poop Magazines

TUSCL of course. :)

Haha, I knew you would say that, and possibly, Clubber,Motor, Alucard and Club_Goer.... Let's see if I get my clean sweep.

I don't read while taking care of that business. :)

Have no clue why anyone would want to read in that situation.

That title made me think this thread was going in an entirely different direction.

Reading on the shitter is a way to relax and let things happen. You're not supposed to force it, you know.

As for choice of material, I'm with Shadowcat. This site and a few others are my preferred options anymore. Porn magazines are a waste of time anymore. There's Bette free porn on the Internet, and the "articles" have never really been worth it.

I agree with GMD, as I often do. Obviously, a short amount of time is all that is usually devoted to reading while on the pot. So, one is not likely to attempt "War and Piece" or "Gone With the Wind" while on the shitter. I think you hit it in the head, er, uh, I mean on the head: It's a way of hiding the magazine. I probably did that back in the day, but like GMD said, porn mags aren't the primary way of enjoying porn anymore.

None, I'm there to shit, not read.

The Economist, oil and nat gas technical journals, Canadian History.

Some of my most concentrated productive thought takes place sitting on that throne.

Could be a throwback to the teenage practice of "reading" the hidden porn magazine while on the shitter to facilitate a good masturbation session. It provided a perfect cover, some privacy and no one was going to barge in if they thought you were dropping a load. In later years, the porn could still be hidden in there but it might not necessarily lead to rubbing one off. I just keep the usual smut magazines in there and copies of Carolynne's tits pictures.

I dunno. Maybe my plumbing works too well. I don't have TIME to read anything. As soon as I sit down, the Fat Lady starts singing.

I take it no one reads the Readers Digest? No pun intended.

Huh?

Published porn is passe. Penthouse "cleaned up" and Playboy is barely hanging on. The others are just repetitious and boring.

Now a days I mostly read tuscl on my phone. In fact, I'm shitting right now. No joke.

I'm shitting now too. Nooooo joooookke

When I was 13 I read Playboy in the bathroom because it was the only private room in the house.

I'll play a game on the phone, or annoy one of the cats.

Sorry, dg. :)

Cancel your subscriptions and buy some metamucil.

And you are sure it was #2 and not a seated jerkoff?