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12 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
"beating the pants off of". Yes. Good imagery. Young girls beating the pants off of MILFs. Maybe getting their own pants beat off. Lots of smacking and ass slapping and skin and. . .Excuse me a moment.
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12 years ago
Old is relative. Of course I don't think I'm old, but I'm sure there are some who would. The best of both worlds would be if you were patient enough to get an old dude to 2 or 3 orgasms. It might take all night, but think of what you might get in return.
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12 years ago
I guess, DG, as the OP, one could flip around the question and ask you: would you prefer a man cumming hard and taking a while to recharge, or not cumming hard and still staying in the moment with you? Do you want a young buck who can cum two or three times or would you rather have an older guy who takes a while but has one big orgasm and is spent for a while? (I know, I know, these other degenerates will swear they are the exception, blah-blah)
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12 years ago
Daddysgirl, the kids here don't know who J. Howard Marshall was. You are showing your age. But I applaud your muscle control.
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minnowAny place that interests me.
I do think that cherry pickers are better. The really good dancers can set their own schedules and get away with more stuff. Management knows that these girls are magnets and they put up with it. Cherry pickers can be accomplished in their techniques and often are riding a circuit. Some even blow into town and dance at club X for a week or two and then move on to the next town. How can a girl be at the club 7 days a week for months and months and not have it affect her?
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12 years ago
Sensual. I am not into BDSM, so I don't want to get my nuts kneed or have my hair pulled until she gets me onto the ground. I appreciate naughtiness. But not nasty, because one girl's idea of nasty may be so edgy that I may be looking at the first exit instead of savoring the experience.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I think it was in Rhode Island and the walls and ceiling were covered with that black egg-crate styrofoam stuff that is really combustible. Place went up in a matter of seconds. So, I would look for any type of wall insulation like that stuff or wall hangings or crap that would go up if the flash pot stuff malfunctioned. A table by the door might not be a bad thing.
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12 years ago
Unless it is out of your price range, the answer is always "yes". Even if the offer was to help you rearrange your junk for free, the answer is always "yes".
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12 years ago
I would think that you would need a personal trainer to stay on track and that remote instruction would be helped with the use of webcams. lol And the good news is that if you drop them while you are out shopping, you could pick them back up, even if your hands were full.
Guys, you can play Captain Queeg.
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Um, no.
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12 years ago
It varies from night to night. Sometimes depends on how exhausted I am. And the dancers and their moves varies. The same dancer may have a better or worse night. Sometimes a great dancer, doing many of the old tried and true moves, can't get you over the hump. Like they say, that's why you play the game--any given night might bring success and then again it might not. My plumbing works most of the time, but there have been a few times that I have to tell the girl that I appreciate her effort, but it just won't get past half-mast this night. Good thing it only happens once in a blue moon.
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12 years ago
Great piece. After you read months of discussion topics and then put them through a meat grinder, that's really what you come up with. So true.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Mixed bag. If I am in the moment and and the opportunity presents itself, I might think about it. But I will consider the girl and what I think her background is. I was out on a OTC date with a stripper before and she happened to mention that her BF just gave her herpes. That dramatically changed my plans for the evening.
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12 years ago
*elaperate or elaborate.
(I wonder is I can post this before the autocorrect changes it again?)
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
jj, welcome aboard! You didn't clearly state whether you churn out the creamy stuff yourself. Or do you just limit it to the juicy stuff? The creamy stuff sounds like something you'd put on top of a banana split. And by the way, is there a more suggestive dessert than that? Centerpiece is a naked, erect, phallus with drizzled sweetness surrounding it, topped with creamy froth and a symbolic cherry just asking to get popped. JJ, did at least *that* get you "hot and bothered"?
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I'd take a lengthy post with verbose introspection over some string of symbols and characters that looks like a product of a drunk second-grader any day. I understand that it is hard to write with chubby thumbs on a cell phone, but as Ron White says "You can't fix stupid." Go ahead and wax poetic, Book Guy. Be aware that the average attention span is shortening by the minute, though.
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12 years ago
I'll elaborate or elaborate, either one. The closest you got to anything after a year is that she wants new boots? That means you won't get anything. She probably makes enough money on tips from guys thinking they are going to get in her pants that she doesn't need to do OTC. And the only reason you might think she would even do OTC is if you verify it some other way. Until then, no dice.
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
mh, I thought "Duel" was a great film and every so often when I am out on the open road and a truck gets aggressive, I start to think of sweating, frantic Dennis Weaver. I mean the guy tried everything to avoid a conflict and this faceless trucker kept coming back. Chilling.
You can almost recognize a Spielberg film by the close-up shots.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I would guess 90-95% are capable of faking it if they thought it might increase the payout. Of that group, there are a solid 1/3 that really don't care about faking it, they are lackluster dancers and don't even try to create an illusion. Of the original remainder, the 5-10%, I think they are not faking it when they--every so often--get carried away. Think about it, though: How many lappers are they doing in one night? On a slow night, maybe 10? Do you really think that they are getting off during each one, even if (as some profess) that they are hypersexual? It is a job.
I know that some women can get off riding a horse. But I wonder if they do very much after driving out to the stables each day and riding for 6-8 hours each time. They probably become desensitized to it physically or mentally (the thought of it fails to arouse them anymore). And when you think about it, riding clothed dicks every day is about the same thing. They might say otherwise, but I don't see how it could be any different. Also, if you can get scuffed up pretty good after a 6-song hard grind, how do their cootches take the constant rubbing--unless they have calloused cootches?
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12 years ago
I agree with jerickson. If you tip for good service, the rewards will come. I love going into a lame club with a bunch of cheap asses. If all dancers come out and just go through the motions, because they have been so beaten down, then I watch a while and leave. But if there is a girls who does try to put on a show with a little bit of enthusiasm, I'll go up and tip her, and that $1 or $2 will pay off well. And maybe the other girls will start to get the idea that they need to step up their game. It just might snowball. Then I just need to watch myself out in the parking lot when a cheap ass local doesn't like my approach.
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12 years ago
Hey, it just occurred to me: This is about the same behavior you see when a party turns out to be a sausage fest. All the guys are sitting around complaining about why the girls didn't show up, and then they just start ragging on each other, and then somebody says something and a couple of guys grapple and break the coffee table and the neighbors call the cops. There's a lot of "Shut the fuck up!" and "Make me!" and "I will" and "I'd like to see it" and "Come over here and I'll kick your ass". And when a couple of girls do show up, they are intimidated by the room full of testosterone, and usually quickly leave.
Yeah, this place is like a big sausage party.
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12 years ago
Papi, I didn't know that "pussy" was French for anything. I like your thinking, though. That's why going to wedding receptions is always a good strategy. Unless you find the psychotic bridesmaid who is still bitter about her boyfriend cheating on her 3 months ago and punches you in the nuts in the backseat. (Didn't happen to me.)
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12 years ago
Dice, I don't know what you're talking about. As usual.
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12 years ago
What to do about the grabby girl who gets you just inside the door? Follow your instincts or listen to your inner-voice telling you that there are much better girls literally around the corner? Also, some girls are enthusiastic but lose a few points by grabbing your nut sack, too. For the girls that can't distinguish between the dick and the nut sack, they should lose their groping privileges for a couple of songs.
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12 years ago
scpatron's avatar is an example of why I like the chocolate.