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12 years ago
using the strippers name in the reviewNot much to be gained by naming the dancer. Even these breathless reviews where they say that Candy made Mr. Happy dance and they left with a smile ear-to-ear, isn't shielding anybody. And the use of stupid euphemisms just makes you sound like a junior high kid. That's great that you finally found somebody to willingly have sex with you (even though you had to pay them), but brag to your cousin. Bragging here probably has no up side. Unless its a well-known extras club and it is a free-for-all most days, the girls are constantly watching out for staff and mainly other dancers who are happy to assume the worst and rat them out.
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12 years ago
ever been tracked down by a stripperI agree that the facts don't quite stack up. But I do think that a stripper may be able to track you down. With clubs now scanning DLs into their computers, I have wondered if they can generate a list (with pictures) of who is in the club at any one time? If they can, the stripper could just talk the bouncer into pulling up a list and looking through the customers that night and finding the picture of the guy and getting his name. If you don't look much like your DL picture and if the club is really dark, IDing a guy may be tougher.
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12 years ago
Stripper Hair Color and Styling - Does it Matter to You?I like the long, long, butt-crack length hair. You can usually find it only with Asians. Even though the long silky hair is fun, it is not enough to make the Asian girls an obsession for me. It is enjoyable to get tangled up in the long hair, to be surrounded by it, like playing with her inside of a tent. Had a girl who impishly wrapped it around my neck and tugged on it a bit. I don't think she was serious about it. I don't *think*. There have been some long-haired redheads that were stunning. And there are bottle blondes with long straight hair all over the place. And I'm kind of half turned on by the long, albino-like white hair.
The sisters are another deal. Because of the unique properties of their hair, the longer between visits to the salon, the more frizzy. A full bushy Angela Davis afro would be sexy and you could get lost in there. But most of the sisters prefer straightening, coloring, adding extensions, and throwing in the kitchen sink. So, most of the time you are not sure if it is one huge wig with lots of bells and whistles. And they don't want you to touch it because of the tons of product, the hours in the chair, and the hundreds of dollars invested in it. I just about crapped one time when I heard how much it cost for cornrows. So I don't blame them if they don't want you to run your hands through their hair and they just want you to leave it alone and marvel at it.
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12 years ago
Free Porn Sites [updated Feb. 2013]Esta, I checked into tube kitty and it was meh. It looks like it doesn't have any ratings from prior viewers. Sites that have numerous prior views and have ratings and then you can sort by ratings helps to separate the wheat from the chaff. I'd like to know whether a 25 minute video had a 25% rating or a 90% rating before scrolling through the whole thing.
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12 years ago
Unusual rituals in Mexican strip clubsRose, off topic. You look like you are getting tired holding up that lovely breast. I would gladly take over for you.
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12 years ago
stripper scam #3,405,600Pretty blatant in this situation, so she didn't make any friends. But there is a good point in there: "Let the buyer beware". I have found that if you go to a certain club and get dances, then come at another time when they are doing discounted dances (2fers or 3fers on that night), you can expect them to be of lower quality. You can almost hear them thinking "I'm only getting paid half of what I should be, so I'm going to turn down the heat." The only ones that don't seem to be affected by that is the ones who are half-crocked and they forget that it is 2fers Night and dance like they normally do. At the end when you pay them half, they are pissed, but they have to agree that they forgot which night it was. Only happened a couple of times, so don't count on it.
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12 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
BeyonceTrying to think how those powerful thighs would come into play. I imagine in many different ways. I just wouldn't want her to pop my head like a peanut if I was DATY. I would say that she is definitely a MILF.
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12 years ago
Slutty college girlsI see Carolynne putting together a photo contest of girls with college mascot hats giving head. . .and asking us all which one is really her. My guess is girl number #4.
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12 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Facial attractivenessCould be the beautiful girl says things that you overlook because you are overcome with her attractiveness. The uglier one may say the very same things but you hear them differently. You give the hot one the benefit of the doubt, and you don't with the uglier one. Simple enough.
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12 years ago
Slightly off topic: What's your favorite sex position?Who's this cowgirl? I want to meet her.
Whatever it's called, I like it when the girl is squatting down in a cowgirl-like arrangement. I heard it called froggy once. If you can find a girl that can do it well, it is really hot.
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12 years ago
Disconnects With Other tusclersI know that there are good employers and bad employers. I know that there are good employees and bad employees. I have never owned a company and felt the pressure to make payroll. I have been an employee and felt the constant pressure of trying to keep everybody in the organization above me happy. When there are differing personal agendas and whims, it gets a little tough. And with employment at will, an employee knows every second of every day that they can and will be replaced. That cloud hangs low and dark over every thing you do. Art, the other side of the coin is how would you like to work in a grenade factory and know that the assembly line is constantly being sped up and that it only takes one mistake, and BOOM. When will the mistake happen? Tomorrow, July, next year, this afternoon? It causes you to be a little edgy. In this day and age, you get canned on the spot and you have 5 minutes to put your stuff in a box before security walks you out the door, and it happens all the time.
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12 years ago
Ass or tits? Or both?Oh, and gmd raises a good point. Why is there never any talk about the pussy? Is it because there is little interest or is it because we think we've seen one we've seen 'em all? I rarely hear any guy talking about the great pussy he saw the other night and then go into detail describing it. Why is that? I have seen guys sitting at the tip rail, staring like they were trying to memorize that pussy as if they were comparing two fingerprints at the crime lab. I thought no two pussies looked quite the same. If so, maybe gmd could moderate [ha!] a thread that examined that question.
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12 years ago
BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP?CIM, *then* tug and insertion? Am I reading that right? That would be great, but I don't know if my equipment would cooperate. A pretty tall order.
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12 years ago
Was I offered ITC?Without anything explicit, I think it was just an upsell. Granted, good sales techniques, but there was nothing that said that she would perform x or y and you would pay $ or $$. I'd probably be satisfied with the appetizers you were getting, and would be disappointed in the main course she was impliedly offering.
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12 years ago
Ass or tits? Or both?Probably lean to the ass. I have seen beautiful girls with small tits who were great dancers. I have seen girls with large tits that had bad attitudes. I have seen good dancers from all parts of the tits spectrum. But I guess I have yet to see a girl with a nice ass that didn't have the rest of the package. By that I mean that I have never seen a girl with a great ass who had fat legs and waist or weird body. It has seemed that a girl with a smoking hot ass will have a great body all over. Whereas I have seen girls with a nice natural rack who had crazy pear shapes, or short, stubby legs or cottage cheese in places or weird dimples or saddle bags. If a girl has a nice tight ass, you don't see any of the other problems, either.
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12 years ago
Kansas SC billMO passed it and it has gutted the clubs. The KS bill was narrowly defeated last year in the state senate. Brownback (the governor) went and got all of the moderate Republicans defeated so he could pack the senate with his own conservative toadies for his agenda. (He already had a huge majority in the House.) Bottom line: kiss the KS clubs as you now know them goodbye. Something Brownback needs to remember: Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. When do you have enough votes in the legislature? I guess when you are not satisfied with 90% agreement but you are looking to get 95%. I'd call that greedy.
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12 years ago
Lap dances with lube.That is a hell of lot of lube if it is seeping through his pants. Hazmat team may need to be called in.
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12 years ago
And Now... The 2013 AVN Award Winners!I opened your post, went out and got a coffee, took the dog for a walk, and came back and read the paper, and your post was still scrolling. Did anybody NOT win an award?
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12 years ago
FluI have heard that it lingers. It is like a cold that gets much worse and then hangs around. Can turn into congestion in your lungs, so keep an eye on that. Don't tell these guys around here that you have been flat on your back, or they will take it and run with it. lol
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12 years ago
Another clueless dancer...Tiddys, good to see you are alive and kicking. You are right, perfume isn't so bad unless you get caught at the door as you get home. It is hard to explain that away. Stains on dark slacks is hide-able. Glitter is stupid and gets everywhere, should be outright banned. How do you explain glitter that is in the recesses of your car seat? In folds of your clothes?
Many a time I've had to make a secret trip to the washing machine and get the load in before anybody knows anything different. Smelling the clothes before they go in the wash--with no smokey smell and no splashed-on perfume, just a subtle scent and some feminine perspiration and lovely juices--IS a great little reminder of a fun night, JackKash. Worth a couple more whiffs before starting the machine.
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12 years ago
How big is your dick? Really.What's going on in Iceland? Didn't know the Ecuadorians and Columbians were packing it. Maybe the Asians just do it quicker. Wait.
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12 years ago
Still sore...I still can't figure out why a dancer would think all of the hard stuff would feel good. Even more, I can't understand how they endure all that punishment to the cootch. I'd think for their own health and welfare, they back off a little bit.
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12 years ago
First time for everythingSome of these high-end strippers do travel and dance at a string of successive clubs. And how many card keys could she be handing out? Not too many. What if you counter-offered to meet her in a near-by public place? Maybe she was the stripper with a heart of gold who was traveling and needed companionship on the road and she didn't want you to have to wait around the club all night and thought you'd enjoy yourself better lounging in her hotel room and watching cable? Hmmm, sounds like winning the lottery. I had a similar offer one time, but the dancer was probably hooking on the side, she quoted a flat price for OTC FS, and I knew she was traveling with at least one other dancer. My radar immediately told me that I could get robbed or rolled by them or a traveling pimp. Even if it was on the up-and-up, don't the chances of something bad happening go up if another dancer is rooming with her? While I was getting busy, was the other one going through my pants? There wasn't any offer of a 2fer.