Comments by scpatron

It's not a scam. He just posts info about events and goings-ons at clubs on the East Coast. It's harmless and can be semi-informative.

What the fuck. The guy poses an honest thought/question and you guys take him apart like a bunch of bully piranhas. Congratulations on the gang-fuck mentality. You know what, I have no shame in saying that, with rare exceptions, I usually don't get hard from lap dances alone either. That's why I take the same approach I've read about in several discussions/reviews, and pop a "stimulant" designed for that purpose if my aim is to get hard when the wind blows on a certain night. That gives me the ability to be a "real man" like you guys, at least for a little while. (Oh yeah, and I'm a fairly young guy, by the way.) Try some empathy and kindness, people. I'm sure you're not all perfect specimens of male humankind. Wait, did I just use the words "human" and "kind" in this thread? My bad. Let's be brothers, and not the kind that beat each other to a senseless pulp for simply trying to bare our souls and share our experiences with one another. What do you say?

I do. That's why I don't mess with Virginia clubs, even though I'm a native Virginian. (Thank goodness for Maryland is all I can say, in my case.)

Isn't Magnum supposed to be the brand for biggies like yourself?

I would suggest either one of the Club Risque locations you mention. They sound like your style. Plus, I believe the smoking sections are partitioned off from the rest of the club, so no worries there. (And as Papi_Chulo mentions, Purple Orchid is AA all the way. Finally, Playhouse seems too sleazy for your tastes. I believe either Risque place will be a hit with you.)

Thanks for sharing, dalex. You sound like strip club master in the making. Reviews are real easy once you knock the first one out. And I can totally relate to the concept of strip clubs saving your life. You don't often hear it put that way, but that's usually how I describe the effect they've had on my life as well. I discovered strip clubs a few years ago at age 30 (when I was in the doldrums and at a true crossroads in my life) and they've been saving my life ever since. They give structure to my monthly schedule and something to always look forward to and work (make money) for. They give me a reason to travel and see new places and a means to experience beauty in all its forms and truly taste the spirit of life. So I get what you're saying, and wish you nothing but great SC experiences and adventures in the days and years to come.

Ebony Inn, Fairmount Heights, MD Hotness: 8; Mileage: 7 (Based only on two visits, so numbers may not be precise.) Lust, Baltimore, MD Hotness: 7; Mileage: 8 (Though in fairness, can be hit or miss.)

Thanks for the info. Looking forward to checking the place out. Waldorf could really use a good strip club. I hope it turns out to be worthwhile.

The fake asses feel like steel! I am getting better at spotting them from a distance. Nothing pleasant about them once you get up close. For me, it's natural or bust (so long as the "bust" is also real)!

@ juicebox, trust me man, skip Virginia entirely! It's a lost cause and a big waste of time!

No prob. And as a minor addendum regarding Baltimore, the "Block" district also has: -2 O'Clock Club -Kings & Diamonds I've only briefly been in both, and can't highly recommend, other than a few dime pieces I glanced in passing. So who knows, they may also be worth looking into. (In general, the "Block" is something you should experience at least once in your clubbing career.)

For the Maryland area, there is: (PG County:) -Harley Riders(Hotness: 6; Mileage: 9; Cost: $10 per dance, $20 for VIP entrance) -Ebony Inn (Hotness: 8; Mileage: 6; Cost: $5-$10 per dance, $20 for VIP entry) -Puzzles (Hotness: 7; Mileage: 9; Cost: $5-10 per dance, $20 for VIP entrance) I can't highly recommend Sinsaytionals, though many people like it. There is also Club Fuego near the D.C. border, which I recommend (Hotness: 9; Mileage: 5; Cost: $10 per dance, $20 for VIP entrance, up to $30/song once in VIP). Finally, we cannot forget Baltimore, which, in the "Block" district, has: -Lust (Hotness: 7; Mileage: 9; Cost: $10 per dance, $75 or so for 3-song block, more for private dance session) -Club Oasis (Hotness: 7; Mileage: 6; Cost: $10 per dance, a bit more for 3-song block) -Norma Jeans, which I can't personally recommend, though many people like it -Diving Horse (which, again, I can't personally recommend) Those are the MD near-to-all black clubs that in my experience are pretty decent and worth checking out. If you ever venture out to the MD area and need a partner in crime, hit me up! I am also a white dude who loves da black womenses. :) -SC Patron

I did six on a recent night - was just kind of surveying a couple places to see if any looked worthy of returning to.

Agreed. Reprehensible, cowardly, sadistic.

I usually venture out to somewhere new, just to keep it fresh and interesting. If I return somewhere, it means the place is really good. Return visits for me are pretty rare. There is a thrill in entering a new place and not knowing who you're gonna meet or what you're gonna get.

My advice is two-fold: 1) Call your car insurance company. Report the accident. Find out exactly what type of coverage you have. Even if you only have liability insurance, you may be able to file what's called an "uninsured motorist" claim. Your accident would qualify as an "uninsured motorist" claim if someone else's (i.e. someone whose information you don't have, someone who drove away, etc.) negligence caused you to hit the pole. From your description of the accident, it sounds like you avoided an accident with a car and ended up hitting the pole. Did someone else's bad driving cause you to swerve into the pole? If so, you want to tell this to your insurance company. But you won't lose a thing by calling your insurance company and getting clear answers about your coverage (you can also request a copy of your policy from your insurance company if you don't trust what they're telling you over the phone). 2) Try to get another estimate. $2,000 worth of damage sounds like a "total loss," but you should definitely get a second opinion on the damage. Let me know how it goes.

I can relate! Being a "smaller" dude (i.e. an "A-Cup" in the dick department) has been the bane of my existence at times, but with age I've learned to practice more self-acceptance. After all, you can't help what God/genetics/etc. gave you. You can only work with what you've got and not let it stop you from going after everything you want! (And of course, it never hurts to bring along a Viagra and a roll of twenties.)

Thanks for the interesting bit of trivia. I used to hear their song "Invincible" on the way to the strip club on one or two occasions. It used to get me pumped up. (Chorus: "I'm feeling invincible tonight / I'm alive, take a look into my eyes / This time, I'mma take you for a ride / I'm invincible tonight . . .")

"Viagra" is the best stripper name I've encountered.

Wow, classy thread. Way to put the "gentlemen" in gentlemen's club.

Thanks for the info.

Once a month is what I aim for in the name of "moderation," but lately, it's averaged out to about two times per month (usually to different places).

I do wine. There's usually a momentary hesitation from the bartender or waitress, as if wine is not requested often. Inevitably, they reach behind the bar and pull out a rusty old bottle of red or white to pour from (they usually only have one brand) or otherwise keep serving-size mini-bottles of wine stocked that they hand me, along with a wine glass to do my own pouring. I love the way wine eases one into intoxication . . . I also feel like less of a poser with wine, b/c I don't know of, and don't particularly like, that many types of mixed drinks, and I've never been a beer guy . . .

Yes. Might need the light it casts if the LD area is especially dim. Also, never know when you might get a number, which you can instantly enter in.

I had a shitty experience here recently. My private dances were interrupted by the management, who insisted the girl I was with get up on stage for her set. I wrote of this in my recent review. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences I've had in any club, and I've now been to 30+.