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It's not a scam. He just posts info about events and goings-ons at clubs on the East Coast. It's harmless and can be semi-informative.

What the fuck. The guy poses an honest thought/question and you guys take him apart like a bunch of bully piranhas. Congratulations on the gang-fuck mentality. You know what, I have no shame in saying that, with rare exceptions, I usually don't get hard from lap dances alone either. That's why I take the same approach I've read about in several discussions/reviews, and pop a "stimulant" designed for that purpose if my aim is to get hard when the wind blows on a certain night. That gives me the ability to be a "real man" like you guys, at least for a little while. (Oh yeah, and I'm a fairly young guy, by the way.) Try some empathy and kindness, people. I'm sure you're not all perfect specimens of male humankind. Wait, did I just use the words "human" and "kind" in this thread? My bad. Let's be brothers, and not the kind that beat each other to a senseless pulp for simply trying to bare our souls and share our experiences with one another. What do you say?

I do. That's why I don't mess with Virginia clubs, even though I'm a native Virginian. (Thank goodness for Maryland is all I can say, in my case.)

Isn't Magnum supposed to be the brand for biggies like yourself?

I would suggest either one of the Club Risque locations you mention. They sound like your style. Plus, I believe the smoking sections are partitioned off from the rest of the club, so no worries there. (And as Papi_Chulo mentions, Purple Orchid is AA all the way. Finally, Playhouse seems too sleazy for your tastes. I believe either Risque place will be a hit with you.)