Greater Philly Area Suggestions
mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
OK TUSCLers... I have an upcoming trip to the Philly are planed, but a very narrow window of opportunity to squeeze in a club visit between my primary reasons for being in Philly.
I'm looking for a club that:
- Is open in the early afternoon (like 1-3p) on a Saturday because that's my window between appointments
- MUST be NON-smoking because I can't smell like an ash tray for my late appointment
- At minimum topless. Nude would be better but not many nude clubs in Philly to start.
(Bikini / pasties clubs are out)
- no mandatory valet.
- a 'mixed' to 'white' club. No offense, but I ain't going to enjoy or fit in at an AA club.
- willing to consider anything inside the 476, 276, and 295 perimeter.
Yes, I've looked at the reviews, but there's no real way to sort clubs on here.
I don't want to go to Penthouse because of the valet issue, and my first choice of Daydreams isn't open until 7.
As far as I can tell, my options are (in no particular order):
1. Playhouse, Burlington, NJ
2. Club Risque, Bristol, PA
3. Club Risque, NE Philly
4. Oasis near the airport
5. Purple Orchid near the airport
Any other suggestion, advise would be appreciated. Thanks!
I'm looking for a club that:
- Is open in the early afternoon (like 1-3p) on a Saturday because that's my window between appointments
- MUST be NON-smoking because I can't smell like an ash tray for my late appointment
- At minimum topless. Nude would be better but not many nude clubs in Philly to start.
(Bikini / pasties clubs are out)
- no mandatory valet.
- a 'mixed' to 'white' club. No offense, but I ain't going to enjoy or fit in at an AA club.
- willing to consider anything inside the 476, 276, and 295 perimeter.
Yes, I've looked at the reviews, but there's no real way to sort clubs on here.
I don't want to go to Penthouse because of the valet issue, and my first choice of Daydreams isn't open until 7.
As far as I can tell, my options are (in no particular order):
1. Playhouse, Burlington, NJ
2. Club Risque, Bristol, PA
3. Club Risque, NE Philly
4. Oasis near the airport
5. Purple Orchid near the airport
Any other suggestion, advise would be appreciated. Thanks!
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Only thing I can contribute is that “Purple Orchid†seems to be mostly a black club. I discussed this club with a fellow TUSCLer not too long ago. Also, in the reviews for “ Purple Orchidâ€, do a keyword search for the word “black†and you’ll notice various reviewers referring to it as mostly a black club.
Hope you have a good time wherever you end up!
I know we've discussed valet parking a lot - while I don't like it, wouldn't consider it to be a dealbreaker. I've used it a lot a never had an issue. In this case, of limited options, maybe you might want to reconsider?
In addition to the clubs already mentioned, there are a number of other possibles:
Gold Club, Center City Philadelphia
Club Atlantis, University district of W Philly -- mainly AA dancers but with many white patrons.
Erotic Cafe, Pennsauken, NJ
Champagne, W Deptford NJ (opens at 4PM)
Carnival Bookstore, Woodlawn NJ - not a club, but a peep show with high mileage private dances
Delilah's, northern edge of Center City Philadelphia
Cheerleaders, S Philadlephia
Daydreams, NE Philadelphia (nude)