Comments by farmerart (page 13)

A quick hit on the link made me realize instantly what you are griping about, motorhead. There are 3 songs that are played ad nauseum in hockey arenas in Canada that make me want to wretch: Brass Bonanza Rock And Roll Part 2 The Hockey Song (Stompin' Tom Connors) Gawd!..........I hate those tunes.

No, I haven't crazyjoe; but I also have never scrambled my brains with kilos of weed.

Go out to a dairy farm if you are entranced by udders such as those.

I am as proactive as a PL can be. I am curious. Anybody ever get so 'proactive' as to get face slapped by a dancer?

Treat us with deference and respect and we might leave you some crumbs to enjoy after we have had our fun in the clubs.

I am a numbers guy. Stats say that a married man has a longer life expectancy than a single man. Since I am resolutely single I guess that I'm fucked for an especially long life.

Raw doggin'?........that's a new one for this old Alberta hillbilly.

Toronto sweetie found tuscl to be hilarious. She particularly enjoyed all the 'Does she really like me?' discussion threads. She told me that reading those discussions and comments took her back to her teen years when she was fending off horny, pimply 15 year olds.

I went down this road once. It was not a particularly pleasant journey. Never again for me.

Your life. Your choices. Be content with what you do with your life.

Tar and feather this bastard. I own a few shares of TD. That is my dividend money the bastard was spending.

Come to any Alberta club. You will see a blizzard of loonies and toonies flying through the air. The poor dancers have to deal with changing up all this shrapnel to something less weighty. The bouncer then loads the coins back into the change machine for the next batch of PLs who need some shrapnel to toss at the glistening pink vajayjays on stage.

Are you bonkers, bluemonday? Forsaking the classy Mississauga clubs for the tawdry Las Vegas scene?.........I never heard of such foolish behaviour.

Any habitue of the Mississauga pus buckets will not be unnerved by onlookers. The miserable VIPs in those clubs have zero privacy. The only way not to be a looky loo is to keep your eyes shut at all times.

There will be a new driller working for me this winter, a specialist in deep multi-zone directional holes. I will be paying him $1650/day (10 hour day with 8 hours RT and 2 hours OT). That is $33K for each 20 day tour (these guys work a 20 on-10 off rotation). Do the arithmetic. If this guy works a full year at this rate he will pull down $396K.

I truly can't recall my most expensive SC visit with a single dancer, probably something close to $1K. I will never forget my most expensive evening in a SC - spread over many dancers with much booze consumed and tips flying through the air like dancing confetti. It was something approaching $8K. One hot waitress looking after me that evening received a Benjie in her bounteous cleavage with every beer she brought me. That mild bit boob groping was as close to any sex that my $8K bought me that evening. Oy vey! Not my proudest SC moments.

Me too, jackslash, me too. Do you think we are growing up?

Flower vendors were a major irritant in the old French Maid in Calgary. I liked to fuck with them by demanding that they go find some black roses for me.

Toys?........on tuscl? Good Grief! I must admit that I still have all the Meccano sets from my 1950s childhood. In fact it is the only bit of memorabilia that I have from my childhood. My elderly, gnarled sausage fingers sure couldn't deal with all those tiny nuts and bolts these days.

Russel Peters Shawn Majunder

Ryder Cup = golf = boring

I will be stealing this one, shadowcat. It will go over well with the boys in the exploration camp this winter.

Oh yes, several times. My beloved Alberta clubs are so lame that watching the stage dances is often just a diversion while I wait for the next pint of draft to be pulled or for the next glass of wine to be poured.

^^^^^^ My thoughts exactly, ranukam. I just quit reading his posts.

Cat Scratch Fever