Missionary

Me and the homies were in Vegas gambling it up, and we decided to hit some strip joints up. Someone recommended Sapphire's, so we stopped by there. Big mistake.... Probably the biggest strip club I've ever…

A lot of senseless killings and hate has been going on. It's time for missionary to preach the word of the lord. My main message is: spread love and peace, not hate. Jesus Christ says worship…

I am Clackport's alter ego. While Clackport is cool, there are differences between us. The main thing is I say the things he's too afraid to say. If a hot girl with long hair that you're…

All right TUSCL, Missionary is dating a stripper. I just couldn't resist that body. She's a few years older than me. We've been on a few dates, we've haven't been to each other's house yet.…