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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Redheads are the best

Weed says so.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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Ugliest Stripper Ever

I just saw the ugliest dancer I have ever seen. No doubt. At Follies of the Southwest. "She" made my penis withdraw into my body like a turtle hiding in its shell. There is no doubt. It's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 31

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The strip club gods shine upon you

And you unexpectedly come across $1 million. It's legal, tax free, and yours to use however you choose. How much of the money would you ultimately spend on strippers? What new stripper services specifically would you spend it…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 16

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I just did something for the first time

Yes SJG I'm descending further into the depths. I paid money for a months subscription to a porn web site. Has anybody else actually paid for porn before? I never had. Actually weed forced the little head to do this.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 24

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Phoenix mini meetup

DaOnion and I, along with possibly one or two other tusclers, are hitting some Phoenix clubs this week. Thursday is Christies in Tempe. Friday is Follies of the Southwest. Saturday's club is undecided. If anybody else…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 11

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Masturbation warning

It turns out you can easily pick up a sex demon. Be careful out there. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/mack-major-masturbation-satan_us_570c47cae4b01422324a02ee

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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An erotic sex story to fit Heck's limited attention span

I eat her pussy. She has an orgasm. We fuck. I cum inside her. She's only 18.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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An Erotic Sex Story

I know that many of you are not particularly interested in the youngest dancers, in part at least because they are relatively inexperienced sexually. I completely understand that concern. My most experienced provider is GingerBread who is literally…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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One of the best ever

One of the best ever DS sex sessions was tonight. I haven't felt so massively fulfilled sexually in months. DS had better fucking watch herself or she could be out of a job. Cause in a week when…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 16

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Thoughts on Aging

Shailynn made the following comment. The older you get, the more attention you get from strippers. I have found that to be absolutely true. I’ve been going to strip clubs for 20 plus years, and every single…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 23

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Where's Your MILF tonight?

So the MILF that I've been dating/fucking has some other guy that she doesn't want me to know about. She's with him tonight. And its not just the weed making me paranoid. I've strongly suspected this for…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 24

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What the fuck just happened

Had a great sex session with the DS last night. As wonderful as always. A couple hours later I ask very nicely to fuck her again. Very nicely she's says she's just not up for it tonight. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 32

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How big of a strip club PL are you?

How big of a strip club PL are you? Take this simple test to find out. Have You ever Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan Bought tampons for a stripper Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper Filled a stripper's tank…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 34

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A first for me

After a VIP, a regular of mine gives me her panties as a present. I guess it was a nice thought, but what do I do with them? And no, I'm not gonna wear them. Is this

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 20

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SJG, did you get out on bail?

Or was did your mom just get around to paying the bill for Internet service?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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What's your mean intravaginal ejaculation latency time?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3522596/How-long-DOES-sex-normally-Study-finds-range-33-seconds-44-minutes-average-5-minutes.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 14

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Did I make a huge mistake?

A week ago I loaned DS III over $1 K. It was to help her work out various shit in her life that is preventing us from getting together like I would like. Most of you will probably say I'm…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 55

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MILF sex

I had my first MILF sex. It was extremely mediocre, basically no better than with my ex-wife. In some ways the old ball and chain was actually a little bit better. Sex with every stripper has been far…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 44

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Why get dances from ugly strippers?

I understand that tastes vary. And I know that sometimes the little head makes poor choices. Especially under the influence of weed. But still. There are guys here getting dances from very ugly strippers. And they're going…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 34

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Only in Flow Rida

Do 8 year olds get lap dances http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518646/Outrage-mom-hires-stripper-perform-lap-dance-EIGHT-YEAR-OLD-son-birthday-party.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Extras at a non-extras club: the discussion

I've now had sex with dancers at two clubs that I thought of as being strictly no-extras clubs. The first was the night I met and was pleasured by the DS. I'd been to her club many times,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 37

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Extras at a non-extras club: the story

Here's the story of fucking in a Texas club that I've always thought of as a non-extras club. I've been there about three hours, and I'm extremely horny. And extremely high. I keep tipping the girls that I want…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 7

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Plug for my fav massage girl

Justine at Baby Dolls. Awesome massages. Perfect pressure. And she took off my socks/shoes and gave me foot massages. It's like having one long very slow orgasm in your feet. Plus she's cute, nice perky breasts. She also gives…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Troll story update

Some of you denounced the utility of my crotch waiving troll's antics. Well tonight he was fully vindicated. After full service (yeah that was unexpected), I went to the bathroom to clean up. He wasn't there, and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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I'm worried

I'm fucking my first MILF in a few days. She's not nearly as hot as the girls I'm playing with tonight. And she can't hold a candle to a DS. But she's good for her age. I'm not sure how I'll react.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 27
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