How big of a strip club PL are you?

I think your questions are a little too much "marijuana-centric," but I answered yes to 14. So close to being a professor, damn!!!! I gave a stripper gas money so I counted that, and I have paid a stripper's insurance premium so I figured that could count as a "tuition" or "cell phone plan."

Guess I'm doomed to spend an hour reading SJG's posts

Guarantee Juice scores a 38 on this.

Of course it's marijuana focused. This is all stuff that I've done with a DS, mostly with the original.

Very flawed questionnaire.

Buying tampons, paying tuition, meeting the BF do indeed add to ones patheticness.

However, barebacking, DATY, your place, her place, should be signs of anti-patheticness.

I scored very high in the anti-patheticness categories.

Patheticness may not real word, but neither are half the words that Juice comes up with.

I think I had solid scores in both Patheticness and non-Patheticness.

The best part of going to "her place" is collecting all the dirty panties on the floor. I sell them on eBay which covers the cost of the OTC outing, and I also put a pair on the rearview mirror of my rental car. Man those Hertz guys think I'm such a stud, they upgrade me for free all the time now!

Ok, panties on the rental car earns you a spot on the faculty. Welcome.

My respect for Shailynn just jumped up several levels! That's brilliant! Well done.

I'm a middle of the pack guy - I got an 11. It seems this is geared towards high class dancers - who actually got to school. Maybe that question should be restated: Paid a strippers tuition - or helped bond a stripper out?

I flunked. Guess SJG posted several hours of material last night since I thought the site crashed and was unable to even load it.

Oh bond a stripper out is definitely a point.

Here's mine: Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan

Bought tampons for a stripper

Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper - yes

Filled a stripper's tank with gas - gave gas money (close enough)

Taken a stripper to your house - nope

Eaten food off of a stripper's body - yes

Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift - yes

Had sex with a stripper in a public location - yes

Taken a stripper on a trip out of state - yes

Taken a stripper on a date out of the country - nope, most of the ones I know don't have a passport

Been to a stripper's home or apartment - yes

Put a stripper on your cell phone plan - nope but paid an insurance premium - close enough

Had free sex with a stripper - that's the best sex, and yes

Met a stripper's boyfriend or drug dealer - nope, but met her kids, does that count?

Fucked a stripper bareback - yes

Performed DATY on a stripper - yes

Cooked a meal for a stripper - yes

Been in a hot box with a stripper (if you don't know what that is, you haven't been there) - nope

Had your dick, tongue, or finger in a stripper's ass - maybe (lol)

I quit. Only 8, but there is no way in hell I am reading sjg posts

I'm doomed to read SJG posts. But I do that anyway so it's not really a punishment.

Never done any of that shit but I do have SJG on ignore.

Eating food off a stripper's body sounds pretty hot! I'm gonna put that on my to do list!

Dominic, could you please summarize and post the funny stuff that SJG says. I think there's a bunch in there. For example, I read random portions of one of his posts a while back and read about the strip club motorhome tour for the first time. There's genius in there and I'm afraid we're missing it, but I can't read most of it.

Fuck sjg. I only scored a 3 so I'm OK.

^ Sorry I do not believe you only scored a 3. You're way more adventurous than that!!!!!

Damn. One. Guess I'd better start reading. :-(

I answered yes to two. Guess I'll be checking out some of those URLs of SJG.

15 yes.

But you need to add some questions for master class PLs:

Bailed a stripper out of jail. Taken a stripper to rehab. Picked up a stripper at her half-way house. Met a stripper's parents. Smuggled vodka to a stripper so her family would not know she was still drinking. Gone with a stripper to a meeting with her child's school principal.

I only had 5. Do I have to quit tuscl if I don't want to read SJG posts? If so it's been nice knowing you :-)

I scored a 0 on Jack's additions. My fav was "gone with a stripper to a meeting with her child's school principal." I can easily see that somehow happening with video girl but haven't gotten there yet.

4 yes's, but I think some/most of mine are anti-PL.

• Taken a stripper to your house
• Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift
• Had free sex with a stripper
• Performed DATY on a stripper I'm not sure, but I think I ought to get extra credit for doing all 4 at once.

Then there's a couple that are kinda halves?

• Filled a stripper's tank with gas - I've offered to once, but she didn't take me up on it.
• Been to a stripper's home or apartment - I've dropped off/picked up, but I say in the car.
• Put a stripper on your cell phone plan - I paid a girls MetroPCS bill once, but in my defense she was sitting in my lap on my couch at the time & it was considered payment.

I get zero of Jacks supplemental questions.

Have You ever

Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan - No

Bought tampons for a stripper - No

Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper - Yes

Filled a stripper's tank with gas - No

Taken a stripper to your house - No

Eaten food off of a stripper's body - No

Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift - No (not after a shift)

Had sex with a stripper in a public location - Yes

Taken a stripper on a trip out of state - No

Taken a stripper on a date out of the country - No

Been to a stripper's home or apartment - Yes

Put a stripper on your cell phone plan - No

Had free sex with a stripper - Yes

Met a stripper's boyfriend or drug dealer - Yes

Fucked a stripper bareback - Yes

Performed DATY on a stripper - Yes

Cooked a meal for a stripper - No

Been in a hot box with a stripper (if you don't know what that is, you haven't been there). - No

Had your dick, tongue, or finger in a stripper's ass - Yes

Taken a stripper to a spa - Does the Sybaris count?

If you answered yes to 16 or more questions .... You qualify to teach at JS69's stripper college

If you answered yes to 13 or more questions .... You've earned a ride in the Heck weed-mo-beel

If you answered yes to 10 or more questions .... You are unlikely to end up as the victim of a 2 amer

If you answered yes to less than 10 .... You are sentenced by the strip club gods to spend an hour reading SJG's posts.

LOL I answered 9 'yes'. But I limited it to actual dancers, not sex workers in general.

jackslash is right! More questions are necessary.

I once picked up a stripper at her PARENT's house. She made me park a couple doors down. That was funny; she was Korean with 1st generation 'old school' parents who had NO idea she was a dancer/sex worker.

Sorta recently, a dancer sent a picture of her cute kid and asked me to co-sign her lease so that they would not be evicted and thrown out on the streets. I countered with a bluff, offering to simply talk to the leasing office on her behalf without any exchange of money. She didn't like that so much.

Cosigning a lease would be the very ultimate of PLness.

Only 17 yeses for me.

Many dancers have remarked, "You are big," while adjusting/handling/mouthing/inserting a certain body part. I am sure it was not stripper talk!!!!!!!!!!?! Does that make me a big PL?

I could answer less than half the questions with a, "no."

OK, shailynn, I checked it again. I give it an honest 4.

Gawker for the win. As expected.

Have DATY'd one stripper and smoked weed with another in her car (does that count as a hotbox?).

That's only 2, but I'll keep working at it.

I scored 9 on the list but have also done WAY more things than what was on that list so id probably be 20+!!!

mrrock, submit you own list. Id like to take the test submitted by others.

A hot box is when you close the windows and fill the car with the aroma of the gods. You can get high just sitting in a hot box.

So if you see someone reading a phone with DS discussing needing her help to pass the final, that'll be me.