How big of a strip club PL are you?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
How big of a strip club PL are you? Take this simple test to find out.
Have You ever
Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan
Bought tampons for a stripper
Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper
Filled a stripper's tank with gas
Taken a stripper to your house
Eaten food off of a stripper's body
Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift
Had sex with a stripper in a public location
Taken a stripper on a trip out of state
Taken a stripper on a date out of the country
Been to a stripper's home or apartment
Put a stripper on your cell phone plan
Had free sex with a stripper
Met a stripper's boyfriend or drug dealer
Fucked a stripper bareback
Performed DATY on a stripper
Cooked a meal for a stripper
Been in a hot box with a stripper (if you don't know what that is, you haven't been there).
Had your dick, tongue, or finger in a stripper's ass
Taken a stripper to a spa
If you answered yes to 16 or more questions .... You qualify to teach at JS69's stripper college
If you answered yes to 13 or more questions .... You've earned a ride in the Heck weed-mo-beel
If you answered yes to 10 or more questions .... You are unlikely to end up as the victim of a 2 amer
If you answered yes to less than 10 .... You are sentenced by the strip club gods to spend an hour reading SJG's posts.
Have You ever
Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan
Bought tampons for a stripper
Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper
Filled a stripper's tank with gas
Taken a stripper to your house
Eaten food off of a stripper's body
Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift
Had sex with a stripper in a public location
Taken a stripper on a trip out of state
Taken a stripper on a date out of the country
Been to a stripper's home or apartment
Put a stripper on your cell phone plan
Had free sex with a stripper
Met a stripper's boyfriend or drug dealer
Fucked a stripper bareback
Performed DATY on a stripper
Cooked a meal for a stripper
Been in a hot box with a stripper (if you don't know what that is, you haven't been there).
Had your dick, tongue, or finger in a stripper's ass
Taken a stripper to a spa
If you answered yes to 16 or more questions .... You qualify to teach at JS69's stripper college
If you answered yes to 13 or more questions .... You've earned a ride in the Heck weed-mo-beel
If you answered yes to 10 or more questions .... You are unlikely to end up as the victim of a 2 amer
If you answered yes to less than 10 .... You are sentenced by the strip club gods to spend an hour reading SJG's posts.
34 comments
Buying tampons, paying tuition, meeting the BF do indeed add to ones patheticness.
However, barebacking, DATY, your place, her place, should be signs of anti-patheticness.
I scored very high in the anti-patheticness categories.
Patheticness may not real word, but neither are half the words that Juice comes up with.
The best part of going to "her place" is collecting all the dirty panties on the floor. I sell them on eBay which covers the cost of the OTC outing, and I also put a pair on the rearview mirror of my rental car. Man those Hertz guys think I'm such a stud, they upgrade me for free all the time now!
I'm a middle of the pack guy - I got an 11. It seems this is geared towards high class dancers - who actually got to school. Maybe that question should be restated: Paid a strippers tuition - or helped bond a stripper out?
Here's mine:
Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan
Bought tampons for a stripper
Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper - yes
Filled a stripper's tank with gas - gave gas money (close enough)
Taken a stripper to your house - nope
Eaten food off of a stripper's body - yes
Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift - yes
Had sex with a stripper in a public location - yes
Taken a stripper on a trip out of state - yes
Taken a stripper on a date out of the country - nope, most of the ones I know don't have a passport
Been to a stripper's home or apartment - yes
Put a stripper on your cell phone plan - nope but paid an insurance premium - close enough
Had free sex with a stripper - that's the best sex, and yes
Met a stripper's boyfriend or drug dealer - nope, but met her kids, does that count?
Fucked a stripper bareback - yes
Performed DATY on a stripper - yes
Cooked a meal for a stripper - yes
Been in a hot box with a stripper (if you don't know what that is, you haven't been there) - nope
Had your dick, tongue, or finger in a stripper's ass - maybe (lol)
about the strip club motorhome tour for the first time. There's genius in there and I'm afraid we're missing it, but I can't read most of it.
But you need to add some questions for master class PLs:
Bailed a stripper out of jail.
Taken a stripper to rehab.
Picked up a stripper at her half-way house.
Met a stripper's parents.
Smuggled vodka to a stripper so her family would not know she was still drinking.
Gone with a stripper to a meeting with her child's school principal.
+ Taken a stripper to your house
+ Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift
+ Had free sex with a stripper
+ Performed DATY on a stripper
I'm not sure, but I think I ought to get extra credit for doing all 4 at once.
Then there's a couple that are kinda halves?
+ Filled a stripper's tank with gas - I've offered to once, but she didn't take me up on it.
+ Been to a stripper's home or apartment - I've dropped off/picked up, but I say in the car.
+ Put a stripper on your cell phone plan - I paid a girls MetroPCS bill once, but in my defense she was sitting in my lap on my couch at the time & it was considered payment.
I get zero of Jacks supplemental questions.
Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan - No
Bought tampons for a stripper - No
Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper - Yes
Filled a stripper's tank with gas - No
Taken a stripper to your house - No
Eaten food off of a stripper's body - No
Had a sex date with a stripper after her shift - No (not after a shift)
Had sex with a stripper in a public location - Yes
Taken a stripper on a trip out of state - No
Taken a stripper on a date out of the country - No
Been to a stripper's home or apartment - Yes
Put a stripper on your cell phone plan - No
Had free sex with a stripper - Yes
Met a stripper's boyfriend or drug dealer - Yes
Fucked a stripper bareback - Yes
Performed DATY on a stripper - Yes
Cooked a meal for a stripper - No
Been in a hot box with a stripper (if you don't know what that is, you haven't been there). - No
Had your dick, tongue, or finger in a stripper's ass - Yes
Taken a stripper to a spa - Does the Sybaris count?
If you answered yes to 16 or more questions .... You qualify to teach at JS69's stripper college
If you answered yes to 13 or more questions .... You've earned a ride in the Heck weed-mo-beel
If you answered yes to 10 or more questions .... You are unlikely to end up as the victim of a 2 amer
If you answered yes to less than 10 .... You are sentenced by the strip club gods to spend an hour reading SJG's posts.
LOL I answered 9 'yes'. But I limited it to actual dancers, not sex workers in general.
I once picked up a stripper at her PARENT's house. She made me park a couple doors down. That was funny; she was Korean with 1st generation 'old school' parents who had NO idea she was a dancer/sex worker.
Cosigning a lease would be the very ultimate of PLness.
I could answer less than half the questions with a, "no."
That's only 2, but I'll keep working at it.
A hot box is when you close the windows and fill the car with the aroma of the gods. You can get high just sitting in a hot box.