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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Clubbing during COVID

So it’s been a year since I’ve been in a strip club or on Tuscl, but now that public life is slowly returning to some semblance of normal I’m considering venturing back. I’d appreciate knowing what it’s like to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 14

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The Best City

Imagine that there's a PL who hasn't been to a strip club in months, and is anxious to return. What city could such a loser travel to today in order to find a strip club experience that is as…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 29

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Phoenix clubs

I used to visit Phoenix strip clubs on a regular basis but that was several years ago and I haven’t been back since the raids on Hi-Liter. So I have a few questions for anyone who is knowledgable. First, is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 12

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The perfect strip club

I thought this excerpt from a review was funny. I left out a couple of details identifying the club in case anyone wants to guess where the perfect strip club is. My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. The dancers…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 12

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The 8 shapes of vaginal lips

I was going to ask which is everybody’s favorite, but I can’t chose. I love them all equally. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7529187/Is-vagina-normal-Expert-shares-eight-totally-normal-labia-shapes.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 7

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Miss Bumbum

This does nothing for me but I figured that Papi and others might enjoy. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7523815/Miss-BumBum-World-2019-crowned-Winner-poses-tiara-tiny-bikini-controversial-pageant.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 12

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Good news if you like looking at women’s breasts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7485283/Going-topless-effectively-legalized-SIX-states-Colorado-city-drops-ban.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 27

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Dallas/Ft Worth

When in Dallas I usually go to Baby Dolls. But recently I decided to venture out some and try different clubs. So I’ve been to several of the clubs in the Dallas area in the past few months.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3

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Political correctness in the strip club

While getting a dance, I refer to a club that the dancer used to work at as a “black club.” She says that I shouldn’t use that term. So I say what do I call it. She…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 36

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Lap dance factory

What exactly is a lap dance factory club? Does it just mean any club that (i) isn't an extras club, and (ii) allows reasonably priced full two way contact lap dances? Or does it suggest something in addition to those two

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 15

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Dallas

I’m headed to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls is my go to place there but I’ve decided to venture out a little bit. So where else should I go besides BD. I prefer upscale clubs with petite white girls,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 7 21

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How to completely and utterly destroy your life by a single strip club visit.

It only takes 5 steps: 1. Go to a strip club in DC, possibly the worst venue available. 2. Get drunk off your ass and refuse to pay your bill. 3. Be such an asshole that you get arrested. 4.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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turning down pussy

There’s an older loser standing behind my chair eye raping a skinny girl on stage. He is staring at her intently, clearly enjoying immensely whatever perverse fantasy she triggers for him. He goes up to tip her and hands her…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 38

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Follies

I’m about to make a long over due visit to Follies and was wondering what the talent is like these days. Last I remember reading a few months ago white girls were getting scarce, and there was a mini…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 10

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Baltimore

I’m headed to Baltimore soon and have several questions after reading some reviews. I’ve only been to Baltimore one other time, and when there I went to a club on the outskirts of town that I think was called…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 21

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Porn question

I’m not a huge porn consumer but I do partake at times. There are tons of porn sites with free videos to watch but you usually can’t downlaod them. I want to download the stuff I like best.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 14

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This is what it would have looked like if the DS and a I had gotten married

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6724299/Teen-whos-married-trying-baby-62-year-old-grandad.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 12

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Tampa clubs

I’m in Tampa this week and went to a couple of the clubs that so many people are excited about in Pasco county. Horrible clubs. Went to the flamingo place first. Dancer comes up to talk to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 14

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Tampa

I’m about to head to Tampa for the first time in years and would appreciate any advice from those who know the area. My go to in Tampa has always been Mons Venus. The combination of fully nude young petite…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 15

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What is the most common search term on porn sites?

For me it’s “redhead”. But overall it looks like the winner is “lesbian.” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6493713/PornHub-YouPorn-crowned-Lesbian-searched-term-2018.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 17

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Another political prediction

It’s time for another political prediction. That’s right, the guy who publicly predicted Trumps improbable victory months in advance over Nina’s insistence that he didn’t have a chance, is now going to share his latest prediction. Hillary Clinton is going…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 22

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Founder: something needs to be done

I’m on tuscl less lately than ever. While there are several reasons for this, a big part of it is the fucking trolls that infest every inch of the place. I won’t bother to describe it. If…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 123

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Release From

In the thread about the woman suing a guy for stretching out her vagina with his huge dick, it was mentioned that perhaps we need to get strippers to sign a release before they have sex with us.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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Florida meetup?

Is there a Florida meet up at Tootsies in January? It was mentioned in another thread. If so, what dates are being considered. I’d like to be there but need to plan in advance. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 98

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A question

If you're in a room with a bulldog, and you’re not wearing pants, what is the one thing that you absolutely should not do?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 21
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