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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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LDKing

I asked my CF last night how many of her customers LDK during a lap dance. She said it was 100% in the VIP, and around 60% during regular lap dances. She then thought about this a little…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 66

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An alternative to burn phones

For some of us, a burn phone is often essential when communicating with strippers for a variety of obvious reasons. However, I have always found the burn phone impractical and irritating. It seems half the time I can't…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Interesting article on the declining cost of sex.

http://www.salon.com/2011/01/19/young_women_romance/

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 7

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My Dream

The following is a dream I had last night. I'm not making this up. I'm not nearly creative enough to come up with this shit in my conscious mind. I was in bed fucking a cute stripper. She was vaguely familiar,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 9

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Required stripper STD testing

Shadow posted this link about a legislative bill to require strippers to get a license in Texas. http://smallbusiness.foxbusiness.com/legal-hr/2013/01/23/strippers-in-texas-may-soon-need-license-to-dance/ While the bill overall is lame and stupid, I did think it had one smart idea. It would require strippers to get regular…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 20

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Titty Fucking

In a recent discussion, most said they would prefer a HJ to a covered BJ. That surprised me. I wonder if the HJ crowd has considered titty fucking as an alternative. It takes the right set of…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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Older guys pay more

In several other countries, I have experienced the phenomenon of white guys pay more. Whenever the natives see me coming, they automatically raise the prices because I'm clearly from a western country. It got to the point one…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 33

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Top Club Lists

I'm not sure if this has been discused before, but the top ten clubs lists on this site are seriously screwed up. Just a couple of examples: “Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party” is listed as the third best strip club…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

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Why did God give women a vagina?

Why did God give women a vagina? 1. To help them grip the broom more tightly 2. So men would talk to them 3. Because the Flesh Light hadn't been invented yet 4. To give them a purpose in life 5. Because…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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Mormons

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One man to do the screwing, and nine wives to tell him all the different reasons he is doing it wrong. So, what would it be like to have multiple wives?…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 14

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How do you know?

How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5
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