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Get high as fuck. Come to Baby Dolls. It'll work.
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I haven't seen such a massively failed effort at tipping since my vain effort at a black dive. Guy is on second floor balcony overlooking main club floor. He drops around $50 in 1s above a satellite stage. It's…
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You probably thought, like me, that the services of the bathroom troll were limited to such critical functions as squeezing soap in your hand, handing out paper towels, keeping a bowl full of mints, and rubbing a lint roller over…
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He would've done a lot better with an 18 yo stripper. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510461/Woman-42-sues-86-year-old-sugar-daddy-1-5M-dumps-claiming-said-provide-rest-life.html
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I've investigated several options over the past year for sending money to strippers remotely. I use it mostly for paying big sums as compensation for long trips together cause I don't want to carry all of that cash.…
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I eat dinner, eat a stripper, smoke some Mary Jane, text with MILFs and strippers, lust over pictures of the DS, and then I'm ready to post. But nooooo. Everybody has gone to bed. Old farts. You all…
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I've had sex with DS III a half dozen times now, and I've only gotten a blow job twice. Those are the only times I've asked for it. And I've never cum in her mouth. I've never…
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Video girl is begging me for a couple of hundred dollars. Long sob story the details of which don't really matter. It sounds perfectly believable. But I know I'm dealing with a stripper. On the one hand, I…
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After you get to know her, send her a description of your perfect day. Make it incredibly romantic, and end it with making love to your soul mate, passionately and tenderly. Don't say your DS or you ATF.…
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I'm shopping for MILFs and several that I've come across, who are more or less my age, look almost like blue haired old grandmas. Holy shit. I've got dates with a couple of mid 40s women this weekend,…
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The DS and I regularly talk about the MILFS that I'm dating. And she offers me relationship advice, helping me sort through the many different lonely women that I encounter. And she tells me about her love interests as…
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And of course it involves a stripper. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502542/Man-27-murdered-carjacking-driving-stripper-fianc-e-home-work-month-arrested-having-sex-strange-woman-Las-Vegas-Ferris-wheel-supposed-getting-married.html
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What's the biggest present you ever bought a stripper? Trips don't count. It must be a physical item. I just bought the most expensive ever -- an iPad. But what I get in exchange is worth it.
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Do you want to know what it's like to walk in a golf cart maze and survive? Do you want to be able to hit on cute blonds right in front of their boyfriends, have the greatest Mexican food…
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Hit on the cute blond next to me at the bar just as her boyfriend sits down. She looks just like DS II. I miss her. Holy shit another gorgeous blond just sat down on the other side of…
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I'm going to be in Dallas soon. I'll spend most of my non work and non sleep hours at baby dolls. But at some point the little head is going to ask for some extra special attention that…
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One of the most frustrating things when I started clubbing was getting the girl I wanted on a crowded night. I'd spot the girl of my dreams, follow her around the club with my eyes, and send her telepathic…
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Last night on the way to the club Im talking to my uber driver about strippers. It's a long drive in traffic so I tell him a bunch of the stories. DS I, II, and III. Trips,…
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Just finished looking through the SI swimsuit edition. Underwhelming at best. It's a very weak group. Partially it's because of some weird focus on thick girls. The black woman just inside the front cover for example is…
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The city, NOT a dancer. I'm a little tired of Follies of the Southwest at the moment. What's the best alternative for cute white girls in Phoenix on a Saturday night? And please don't say Bourbon Street cause fake tits…
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Fat girls have big tits. I love big tits But they're fat. I don't love fat. I can't decide. What do you guys recommend.
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We should not have political posts. It makes everybody all pissy.
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Weed just realized another one of the 700+ reasons that 18 is DS III. I am her stripper teacher. I met her as a brand new dancer who had no clue what she was doing. Her youthful naked beauty…
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I paid for my legal weed. A little over $1 K. I'm so grateful for legal weed stores. Liberals have accomplished something useful. I get a bunch of $2 bills in my change. I later learn that…
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Weed makes everything better. I just ate the most amazing meal of my life. I experienced each bite in a very deep and meaningful way. Each swallow is like a little mini orgasm. It's illegal cause it's so…
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