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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Guaranteed system for everybody to love country music (but only if you're into w

Get high as fuck. Come to Baby Dolls. It'll work.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 22

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The first strip club tip that I've ever received

I haven't seen such a massively failed effort at tipping since my vain effort at a black dive. Guy is on second floor balcony overlooking main club floor. He drops around $50 in 1s above a satellite stage. It's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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The complex job of a bathroom troll

You probably thought, like me, that the services of the bathroom troll were limited to such critical functions as squeezing soap in your hand, handing out paper towels, keeping a bowl full of mints, and rubbing a lint roller over…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 47

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Sugar baby from hell

He would've done a lot better with an 18 yo stripper. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510461/Woman-42-sues-86-year-old-sugar-daddy-1-5M-dumps-claiming-said-provide-rest-life.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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How to remotely send $ to a stripper

I've investigated several options over the past year for sending money to strippers remotely. I use it mostly for paying big sums as compensation for long trips together cause I don't want to carry all of that cash.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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You guys go to bed way too early

I eat dinner, eat a stripper, smoke some Mary Jane, text with MILFs and strippers, lust over pictures of the DS, and then I'm ready to post. But nooooo. Everybody has gone to bed. Old farts. You all…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 28

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This is how good an 18 year old pussy is .....

I've had sex with DS III a half dozen times now, and I've only gotten a blow job twice. Those are the only times I've asked for it. And I've never cum in her mouth. I've never…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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What should I do?

Video girl is begging me for a couple of hundred dollars. Long sob story the details of which don't really matter. It sounds perfectly believable. But I know I'm dealing with a stripper. On the one hand, I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 23

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How to spread a MILF's legs

After you get to know her, send her a description of your perfect day. Make it incredibly romantic, and end it with making love to your soul mate, passionately and tenderly. Don't say your DS or you ATF.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

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Could you fuck a blue hair?

I'm shopping for MILFs and several that I've come across, who are more or less my age, look almost like blue haired old grandmas. Holy shit. I've got dates with a couple of mid 40s women this weekend,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 13

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Is this common?

The DS and I regularly talk about the MILFS that I'm dating. And she offers me relationship advice, helping me sort through the many different lonely women that I encounter. And she tells me about her love interests as…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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Ferris wheel sex guy is dead

And of course it involves a stripper. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502542/Man-27-murdered-carjacking-driving-stripper-fianc-e-home-work-month-arrested-having-sex-strange-woman-Las-Vegas-Ferris-wheel-supposed-getting-married.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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stripper presents

What's the biggest present you ever bought a stripper? Trips don't count. It must be a physical item. I just bought the most expensive ever -- an iPad. But what I get in exchange is worth it.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 32

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Getting high without weed

Do you want to know what it's like to walk in a golf cart maze and survive? Do you want to be able to hit on cute blonds right in front of their boyfriends, have the greatest Mexican food…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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Mistakes I made tonight because of weed

Hit on the cute blond next to me at the bar just as her boyfriend sits down. She looks just like DS II. I miss her. Holy shit another gorgeous blond just sat down on the other side of…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 20

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Dallas question

I'm going to be in Dallas soon. I'll spend most of my non work and non sleep hours at baby dolls. But at some point the little head is going to ask for some extra special attention that…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15

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Knowing how to get the girl

One of the most frustrating things when I started clubbing was getting the girl I wanted on a crowded night. I'd spot the girl of my dreams, follow her around the club with my eyes, and send her telepathic…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 27

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Ministering to Uber drivers

Last night on the way to the club Im talking to my uber driver about strippers. It's a long drive in traffic so I tell him a bunch of the stories. DS I, II, and III. Trips,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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SI Swimsuit 2016

Just finished looking through the SI swimsuit edition. Underwhelming at best. It's a very weak group. Partially it's because of some weird focus on thick girls. The black woman just inside the front cover for example is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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Phoenix question

The city, NOT a dancer. I'm a little tired of Follies of the Southwest at the moment. What's the best alternative for cute white girls in Phoenix on a Saturday night? And please don't say Bourbon Street cause fake tits…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 23

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Fat Girls

Fat girls have big tits. I love big tits But they're fat. I don't love fat. I can't decide. What do you guys recommend.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 23

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I agree with shadow cat

We should not have political posts. It makes everybody all pissy.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17

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You're a Stripper Teacher

Weed just realized another one of the 700+ reasons that 18 is DS III. I am her stripper teacher. I met her as a brand new dancer who had no clue what she was doing. Her youthful naked beauty…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 19

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$2 bills

I paid for my legal weed. A little over $1 K. I'm so grateful for legal weed stores. Liberals have accomplished something useful. I get a bunch of $2 bills in my change. I later learn that…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 24

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I don't mean to preach but

Weed makes everything better. I just ate the most amazing meal of my life. I experienced each bite in a very deep and meaningful way. Each swallow is like a little mini orgasm. It's illegal cause it's so…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7
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