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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Who the fuck is cflock?

Seriously I've been around for a while and I have no clue. Is he like Capt Tuttle on MASH?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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The Influence of Heck

For the first time ever I ordered lobster at a strip club. Next thing you know I'll be playing the Grateful Dead while the DS gives me a private show.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 9

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Waitress screws up my change (again!)

Ever since the incident with Da Onion, I have been very careful to check what I'm being charged for food/drinks in clubs. I also check my change carefully. Last night I was particularly vigilant cause I was on day…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 20

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Lightening strikes twice in the identical location

This is unbelievable. Nina will be really pissed. And I'm not even high. I'm at the club where I met the DS. I just met her twin. 19 years old. First day. Identical perfect body.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 34

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Should I act on this?

I really miss DS II. We have not spoken since she dumped me. But my understanding is that she still strips nice a week at the same club where I met her. Should I go see her? I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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When I was a young man ....

When I was a young man there was no Tinder or other hook up aps. No internet porn. Strip clubs were not nearly as much fun. Virtual reality sex existed only in sci fi. There were some slutty…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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An experiment

For the next three days, no weed. Tonight I did usual shit. Flirt with the MILF. Text strippers. Make sex dates. Watch netflicks. Chill in the hot tub with great music. Tomorrow I'm going to one of…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 12

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Will she care about this?

During sex with DS III, I called her the name of DS I. Twice. I caught myself quickly each time and probably only said the first half of the name of the DS, but still. We were both high…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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Foreplay or Completion?

When you view/watch porn, is it most often either: a) an act that you use as a kind of foreplay, to get yourself especially horny for an upcoming attraction in your life, anything from an ITC LDK to an exotic trip…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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This Proves that Marijuana is a Miracle Drug

I'm actually horny for MILF pussy. Of everything I could have, that's what I want. Young DS III would adore the opportunity to satisfy me again, video girl texts me every other day cause she wants to suck…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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Need a term for this

On one end of the spectrum we have spinners. In the other end we have thick, followed by fat. What is a dancer called whose in the middle of these two extremes? I like a woman who is a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 38

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Have I been getting substandard blow job services?

Nina mentioned recently that ball licking is a standard part of a blow job. But I've had literally hundreds of stripper blow jobs in the past few years and very few of them that I can recall involved any…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 30

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Shotgunning

I hope everyone has had a completely chill 420 holiday. Here’s how I celebrated. DS III taught me a new trick. As I learned, this is called a shotgun. We are sitting together smoking a blunt. She…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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An idea for the ultimate tuscl meetup

I think it's past time for Founder and Emily to attend a meetup. But I know they will resist the idea. So we need financial incentive. Will you join me? If Founder and Emily will come to a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 19

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What is your ultimate pizza?

I choose thin crust, green pepper, sausage, and pineapple. From either Pizza Hut or dominos.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 48

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The various feelings of different vaginas

Have you ever noticed the different feelings of a woman's vagina? I like tight but smooth and unobstructed as deep as I can go. Until tonight, GingerBread had the best pussy I've ever felt. But tonight's was…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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The Integrity of the DS Brand is Intact

The Integrity of the DS Brand is Intact Some have expressed concern over my reference to a possible DS IV by claiming that I am watering down the DS brand name. Three points. First, as tonight's experience proves (see below) the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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Strip club rip off

This was a new one to me. I should pay more attention. DaOnion and I order drinks and food. Waitress comes by and says what we owe. I'm prepared to pay but DO quickly reviews what we ordered,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 33

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An old dog learns a new trick

something totally new and different happened to me when I was clubbing yesterday. I got several table dances from my DS IV candidate, and then sent her away with a promise of lots of money later once my weed kicked in.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 22

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Percentage of customers asking to fuck a stripper OTC

In a non-extras club on a typical night, what percentage of guys ask the average dancer for sex OTC? I asked this question of my DS IV candidate last night, and she said it was easily 80% for her.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 33

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This is very hot

The hottest woman in the club is on stage on a busy Saturday night. Guys are throwing big wads of bills at her. She's makes north of $150 easy. Well over a dozen guys tip her.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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help please

I think maybe the little head fucked up again. But maybe he's a genius. He made a date for tomorrow with (potential) DS IV. The idiot offered her DS prices so now she's already talking about our second date. On…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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Long distance relationships

If I lived in Phoenix this would be DS IV beautiful face Redish/blond hair, looks natural Pretty smile Chill Cute pointy B cups with big nipples Skinny but not a spinner Slow erotic lap dances Pink pussy with biggish lips But I can't afford the time or money on…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 4

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Funny start to a night of clubbing

I often discuss strip clubs with my uber driver. But tonight it's a middle aged woman, and I'm not sure how she'll feel about it. So I say nothing. She pulls into the club parking lot. There are…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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Time for a new tuscl tagline?

Here's what we've got now. The Ultimate Strip Club List More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture. That sounds too corporate to me. Plus half of us probably have to look up what evocation means. Ithink it's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 142
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