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Seriously I've been around for a while and I have no clue. Is he like Capt Tuttle on MASH?
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For the first time ever I ordered lobster at a strip club. Next thing you know I'll be playing the Grateful Dead while the DS gives me a private show.
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Ever since the incident with Da Onion, I have been very careful to check what I'm being charged for food/drinks in clubs. I also check my change carefully. Last night I was particularly vigilant cause I was on day…
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This is unbelievable. Nina will be really pissed. And I'm not even high. I'm at the club where I met the DS. I just met her twin. 19 years old. First day. Identical perfect body.…
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I really miss DS II. We have not spoken since she dumped me. But my understanding is that she still strips nice a week at the same club where I met her. Should I go see her? I…
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When I was a young man there was no Tinder or other hook up aps. No internet porn. Strip clubs were not nearly as much fun. Virtual reality sex existed only in sci fi. There were some slutty…
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For the next three days, no weed. Tonight I did usual shit. Flirt with the MILF. Text strippers. Make sex dates. Watch netflicks. Chill in the hot tub with great music. Tomorrow I'm going to one of…
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During sex with DS III, I called her the name of DS I. Twice. I caught myself quickly each time and probably only said the first half of the name of the DS, but still. We were both high…
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When you view/watch porn, is it most often either: a) an act that you use as a kind of foreplay, to get yourself especially horny for an upcoming attraction in your life, anything from an ITC LDK to an exotic trip…
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I'm actually horny for MILF pussy. Of everything I could have, that's what I want. Young DS III would adore the opportunity to satisfy me again, video girl texts me every other day cause she wants to suck…
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On one end of the spectrum we have spinners. In the other end we have thick, followed by fat. What is a dancer called whose in the middle of these two extremes? I like a woman who is a…
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Nina mentioned recently that ball licking is a standard part of a blow job. But I've had literally hundreds of stripper blow jobs in the past few years and very few of them that I can recall involved any…
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I hope everyone has had a completely chill 420 holiday. Here’s how I celebrated. DS III taught me a new trick. As I learned, this is called a shotgun. We are sitting together smoking a blunt. She…
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I think it's past time for Founder and Emily to attend a meetup. But I know they will resist the idea. So we need financial incentive. Will you join me? If Founder and Emily will come to a…
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I choose thin crust, green pepper, sausage, and pineapple. From either Pizza Hut or dominos.
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Have you ever noticed the different feelings of a woman's vagina? I like tight but smooth and unobstructed as deep as I can go. Until tonight, GingerBread had the best pussy I've ever felt. But tonight's was…
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The Integrity of the DS Brand is Intact Some have expressed concern over my reference to a possible DS IV by claiming that I am watering down the DS brand name. Three points. First, as tonight's experience proves (see below) the…
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This was a new one to me. I should pay more attention. DaOnion and I order drinks and food. Waitress comes by and says what we owe. I'm prepared to pay but DO quickly reviews what we ordered,…
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something totally new and different happened to me when I was clubbing yesterday. I got several table dances from my DS IV candidate, and then sent her away with a promise of lots of money later once my weed kicked in.…
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In a non-extras club on a typical night, what percentage of guys ask the average dancer for sex OTC? I asked this question of my DS IV candidate last night, and she said it was easily 80% for her.…
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The hottest woman in the club is on stage on a busy Saturday night. Guys are throwing big wads of bills at her. She's makes north of $150 easy. Well over a dozen guys tip her.…
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I think maybe the little head fucked up again. But maybe he's a genius. He made a date for tomorrow with (potential) DS IV. The idiot offered her DS prices so now she's already talking about our second date. On…
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If I lived in Phoenix this would be DS IV beautiful face Redish/blond hair, looks natural Pretty smile Chill Cute pointy B cups with big nipples Skinny but not a spinner Slow erotic lap dances Pink pussy with biggish lips But I can't afford the time or money on…
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I often discuss strip clubs with my uber driver. But tonight it's a middle aged woman, and I'm not sure how she'll feel about it. So I say nothing. She pulls into the club parking lot. There are…
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Here's what we've got now. The Ultimate Strip Club List More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture. That sounds too corporate to me. Plus half of us probably have to look up what evocation means. Ithink it's…
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