Ugliest Stripper Ever

31 comments

• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Holy shit. A guy is getting a dance from him. No tits. It's a young guy. An ugly guy. Gawdy hideous outfit. WTF?
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  JS - I thought you were hitting Christie's tonight?
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  He dances horrible. Hes like a stereotypical transvestite stripper. Wrong in every possible way.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  My dancer just confirmed that she calls him tranny. It's not just the weed. Here's the thing I can't believe. She swears that he clears $1K per night without extras. Says the guys go for the skinny European look despite the face looking like a guy. Guys are idiots.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Left Christie's after a few hours to see my finisher.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Tranny just walked right past me. Our faces were an inch apart. I am absolutely right. It's a guy. A very ugly guy as a stripper
• 72_os

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  8 years ago

  He probably makes a lot of many off of the star8 guys that are curious about gay sex.. the strip club environment would be a safe place to play out or test ones own sexuality...if they enjoyed it I'm sure they will look up their local trannies on back page and then finish off this taboos sexual desire....I get the feeling this is what LDK or LDGay does
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  It's just wrong - in my opinion - to allow a guy to work a club that is for female dancers. Sorry to be insensitive - but guys are drinking and relaxing - and the last thing they need is to discover a dancer has the d!
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Hay stip that. Ldk is going to ruin his phone with jizz
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  I've seen some butches that I couldn't decide if they were ugly girls or cute guys but I don't think I have seen a real live tranny in a club.
• just_the_nuts

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  8 years ago

  Juicebox is a faggots
• mrrock

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  8 years ago

  Remember the fat dancer from Return of the Jedi? Yeah I saw a dancer like her once. ALL of us PL's left the club when she took the stage. Never seen a club clear out so fast!
• NinaBambina

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  8 years ago

  She's obviously doing well for herself if she regularly clears 1k without extras and has other dancers talking shit about her. Lol.
• just_the_nuts

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  8 years ago

  Nina I want your sex
• TheeOSU

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  8 years ago

  "What's the ugliest stripper you ever saw?" I've seen so many of them over the years that it's just a blur. I can't believe that clubs would hire ugly strippers. Same goes for fat ones.
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Creepy. Please oh please may there be no trannies present for my first trip to Hi-Liter later today.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Certainly gives new meaning to the phrase " guess who".
• Corvus

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  8 years ago

  I'm sure glad I didn't run into this dancer last week when I stopped by HL. Damn, sounds nasty.
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  I had a previous conversation about this with my SB and she claims that TS dancers are not that uncommon in our town, and that the dancers are sworn to secrecy about it. I'm totally fine and tolerant about the choices that people make, but this is about truth in advertising. I'm paying to see a woman and not a TS. It would be like paying $1500 hr for a high-powered lawyer and ending up with some stoner-attorney that smokes weed 3x day.
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  John, are you sure you are not so high that you are actually in another city and really are at Bogarts? That's where I saw the ugliest dancer I've ever seen. Seriously, this dancer was wearing a one piece neon thong and was well over 300 pounds. She looked like Sasquatch.
• Estafador

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  8 years ago

  @Johnsmith DRINK until she looks good. But you also got to remember, majority of patrons don't go there because they decide not to pull free tail from the night club. Majority of these patrons just don't know how to talk to women. And then when drinks get into their system, they'll probably choose anything. The keyword here is MOST, not all.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  This topic is slightly misleading - since this isn't an ugly girl - it's probably a very cute guy - who is in the wrong club. He wouldn't work out at a chippendales club either. But he'd fit in at a Bang-cock club perfectly!
• NinaBambina

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  8 years ago

  Well JS69 was high while writing this so it's very possible that it was just a completely flat chested girl who he thinks is hideous... I wouldn't think many true trans people would be making over 1k a night, regularly. There isn't a big enough mainstream market for a "fetish" like that.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  He probably gives high-mileage - those testosterone on testosterone dances are probably intense.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lol ^^^ LDK special lol
• JonathanToy

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  8 years ago

  Oh wow I thought I saw this at hI liter a while back but thought he (she?) was a customer or something I didn't see him give any dances. I was also really high so I thought maybe I was wrong
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  He's got big bushy eyebrows. If he's there, there will be no missing him. It's not just the weed. Somebody in Phoenix go to hi liter and confirm its a guy.
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  I'll pass on that job.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Dont be a wimp. You can say no when he offers you a hand hob.
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  Name calling won't change my mind.
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  His dancer name is Rickyboy Dugan. And he gets his $1k nightly by hj and bj-ing in the VIP.