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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Day Shift

I know it depends on the club. Follies is the best example. I only go on day shift. But in most clubs I don't get the day shift preference. To clarify, I understand (and enjoy) more permissive rules,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 26

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Dorkiest thing you've ever seen in a strip club

Im looking at mine. Guy with tshirt that reads "born to pork." Mohawk. Sun glasses. Cig in his mouth. Unlit. Three ugly girls with fake tits doing air dances for him. He is dancing with them. He…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 22

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Choose Johns VIP for Tonight

Candidate 1: redhead, proven slut, very permissive, breaks club rules for me by spreading her pussy wide open on stage, wonderfully inviting. OTC willing but I don't have time. Tiny tits. Will be pissed if I don't…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 8

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Perfect threesome?

Since this is the place where even lawyers go for advice, here goes. I have the perfect arrangement for my first threesome. A regular favorite (DS III) and a friend of hers that she's in love with. I know…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 35

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San Jose Gay

I usually hate the trolls' bullshit. But San Jose Gay is creative and festive. Much more entertaining than the lion and the like. And he's the first one to actually get to the gravy drinker. He will get…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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In Honor of ShadowCat

I posted this a while back but it seemed appropriate to post again in honor of the Follies master. Hope he can be back soon. He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told, But how is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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Quick Note

Those of you who said keep at it cause MILF sex gets better were right. She was so appreciative of my DS developed oral skills that I honestly believe I'm the first guy whose cum she's swallowed. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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The greatest night

What's the greatest night you ever had in a strip club? What made it so great? Any stories that involve taking a shit, eating any form of chicken, or wearing a suit, don't count. Here's mine: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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An Experiment

I know this sounds weird. But weed works in mysterious ways. I'm conducting an experiment. I'm not going to look at any porn. I'm not sure how long this will last. It's been five days so far. I'm…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Detroit summer meetup: details on date and clubs

As is always the case there is no consensus on the meetup date, so some won't get the date(s) they want. Nevertheless, from the comments and PMs, there appears to be a preference for the June dates over the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 23

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Trivia question: how do you get the stripper?

You're in an extras club that you rarely visit. The little head demands satisfaction this evening, and of course he must be obeyed. But there's not one dancer that turns you on. What a slow night. Just as…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 29

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Detroit summer meetup: Time to choose a date

Here are two possible date ranges for a summer Detroit meetup. I've provided dates for Thursday thru Saturday because I'm planning to be in Detroit for those three evenings. I'm free to club with anybody who wants to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 24

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This is so rong

This is so rong .... but it feels so right. I'm jerking off to pictures of the MILF. Her age starts with a 5. And she's wearing clothes. She dresses very conservatively. I couldn't be more turned on.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 16

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Papi's Avitar

I adore the tits on Papi's avatar. I assume she's new. I'd spend some serious cash to fuck those. But I bet if I got dances from her she'd just want to rub her giant ass on…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Where do you stand?

Sometimes I have a very narrow perspective. Take beautiful women for example. Before tuscl, I assumed that my vision of beauty (young, blond or redhead girl next door type) was pretty much universal. Then I get involved…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 40

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A new one for me

I'm picking up my youngest stripper for a date tonight. At her house. She lives with her parents. And they're home. This strikes me as a tad risky. Just in case her dad comes out with a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 34

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I Love You

Is it common that dancers use this line to try and rope you into spending more? In all the years that I've been clubbing, probably had lap dances from a few thousand dancers, with dozens of favs of various…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 28

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Cities with the worst strip clubs

You're traveling in a town away from home for the weekend. You have free time along with cash to spend and would like to play with some strippers. What cities have such bad strip clubs that you would…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 52

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College campus

What an awesome environment. It's like a whole community where most of the women have the looks of a dream stripper. In ten minutes I've seen three dozen that I do a VIP or OTC with. If this…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 20

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I just made love to a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich

I didn't fuck it. I ate it. But each bite felt exactly like thrusting between the legs of a tight cute vagina. I savored each morsel. I consumed each bite slowly and tenderly, intimately, just like I fuck. I was eating…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 15

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Dancer/Customer Friendships

I've never had a stripper that I thought genuinely wanted to be my friend. I'm friendly to various degrees with all of them, but I'm not a real friend of any of them. Even the DS, wonderful as she…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 20

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Detroit summer meetup

I plan to visit Detroit clubs this summer, so I thought I'd make an initial inquiry as to whether others have an interest in doing a meetup. June or July work best for me. Late May or early…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 38

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Bad news for those of us who love big meaty pussy lips

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3562856/The-number-teenage-girls-getting-surgery-designer-vaginas-DOUBLES-year-doctors-blame-porn-poor-sex-education.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 13

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Lying

I hate lying to a woman that I'm in a relationship with. Let's face it, with the shit that many of us do with strippers we can never be completely truthful with woman that we date. I certainly can't, and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 42

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Old Fart

I'm with the DS and we are joking around while getting high. I make a sarcastic comment facetiously referring to myself as a 60 year old man. She gets a puzzled look on her face and asks if I'm…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 29
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