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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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How did you first learn that strippers offer extras?

How did you first learn that strippers offer extras? I went to strip clubs for years before I knew. Sounds silly to hear that now but it's true. I assumed that a few (mega rich, celebrities, etc) might get sex…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 64 36

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Complete and total sexual fulfillment

You guys were right I used to think of women in three groups when it came to sexual willingness, creativity and slutiness. First, there were strippers and other young woman who grew up widespread internet porn. I thought…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

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Sex Trafficking.

I just watched this liberal documentary on sex trafficking. And I'm high. Which means that I feel very liberal. This documentary claimed that almost every sex worker is trafficked in some sense. They focused on prostitution but occasionally…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 35

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I miss porn

I miss porn. About a month ago I decided to stop all porn. I cheated a few times but only briefly. But tonight I desperately want to watch some of my favorites. There are so many. But…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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How to have sex: stick your special thing in there but

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3601394/First-kiss-Man-finds-little-boy-s-three-point-note-sex-GRADE-dance-recital-advice-including-stick-special-thing-butt-enjoy.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago

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Detroit question related to the meetup

I'm sure everybody has the Detroit meet up weekend (June 16-18) on their calendars. I'm clubbing for three straight nights, although we will soon choose one night to have an official meet up at flight club. I'm making plane and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 21

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Maybe she'll be a stripper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600521/High-school-girl-caught-camera-having-sex-multiple-boys-girls-bathroom-campus-school-hours.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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The hottest thing I can possibly imagine

Weed just figured this out I want the DS to make love to the DC. Just the thought of it makes my dick so hard. They would really like each other. Actually the DS recommended the DC for…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Important hypothetical question

Let's call the guy in our hypothetical some generic name like John. And to make Nina mad, let's say this John and the MILF in this story are both in their late 40s. This guy regularly fucks gorgeous strippers and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 21

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Biggest slut

What stripper is the biggest slut you've ever known? Why? Mine is the blow job queen. She tells me stories of all the guys dicks she has sucked. Like the first time in middle school she did her boyfriend…

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Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, Shit.

Shit. I fucked up. Again. Actually it was the little head and weed who did it. But, as usual, their crap blows right back on me. Here's what they did. I'm fucking the DC/MILF. She's in the midst of her…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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At least this guy acted quickly

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594439/Newlywed-husband-divorces-wife-hours-ceremony-busy-texting-friends-sex-wedding-night.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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Meeting Juice

Juice says he's going to be in Greensboro NC on Thursday. I'm going to be driving through Greensboro on Thursday. It's a work trip and I don't have a bunch of time but I could stop at a club. Is there…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 20

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These are my second favorite song lyrics about a stripper

But I say that with the caveat that I can't understand what half of the rap songs say about strippers I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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Something else to worry about

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 4

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Good news, bad news, and more good news ( including a DS III sex story)

Good news: DS III is ok. I contacted her through Facebook. Legal consequences of recent developments tdb. Bad news: No threesome tonight. Long story. But prospects look good in the not too distant future. It's worth waiting for. More…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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This is my favorite time of year

Women's clothing is rapidly disappearing. Mini skirts. Low cut tops. Crop tops. Braless. Tight short skirts. Tiny bikinis. Etc. I love warm weather.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 21

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Lost Stripper

I lost a stripper. DS III is MIA. No communication in a week. I know it could be nothing more serious than another busted phone, but my stripper radar says it's worse than that. She was…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 63

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This is not right

When Donald Trump is president shit like this won't happen. The guy (very male, no gender ambiguity person) sitting next to me at the bar just hit on me. Gross. He either thinks I'm gay, or attractive, or both.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 37

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Where is JS69?

In case I disappear one day like Dougster, I thought it would be fun to let me read the possible explanations for my disappearance while I’m still here. So if JS69 suddenly disappears one day, what do you think…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 24

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disappointing news for female frogs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3585514/Not-endowed-Frog-picture-sweeping-social-media-actually-partially-formed-extra-LEG.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Marriage can be such a beautiful thing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585752/Florida-woman-beat-husband-getting-wrong-candy-flowers-Mother-s-Day.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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How many regular customers does your fav have?

Was asking the DS random stripper questions last night. She tells me stuff now that she wouldn't have told me while she was dancing. We were talking about other PLs and what she did with them, what they paid her…

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The soap opera continues

I admit it. I'm falling in love with my MILF. Lone Wolf warned me that this might happen when I started dating. I told him that I wouldn't. I'm so very sorry. I feel guilty for fucking strippers. I feel guilty…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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What are the greatest words your fav atripper has ever spoken to you?

as my orgasm faded, she uttered these words: "Damn John, that was a lot. I could barely swallow." She just left, but her young voice innocently proclaiming those ten words keeps playing over and over again in my mind. What are…

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