I just made love to a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich

4/28/2016 8:59:30 PM

I didn't fuck it. I ate it.

But each bite felt exactly like thrusting between the legs of a tight cute vagina.

I savored each morsel. I consumed each bite slowly and tenderly, intimately, just like I fuck.

I was eating but it felt just like I was fucking. A couple of moments I saw the naked body of DS III below me as I ate. I mean fucked.

I just made love to a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

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JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

The title of this post is copyrighted. 2016. John Smith 69.

I might use it as the title of my book about weed.

shadowcat

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9 years ago

JS69 you were caught on film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpStMEea…

JuiceBox69

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9 years ago

About damn time lol

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

Never too late to be a kid. I am getting hungry for a pbj

JuiceBox69

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9 years ago

Grow up Joe and get a BJ

hassenpfeffer65

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9 years ago

I hear you! Nothing beats a PB&J on wheat for sweet and savory simplicity. I like to pair mine with salty tortilla chips and an IPA.

Cashman1234

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9 years ago

I'm guessing there's weed involved here. I've heard it can enhance many culinary experiences.

Fucking and eating a PBJ - wow - that's gotta be a great experience!

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

Yes copious amounts of marijuana were involved in this food induced moment of euphoria.

4got2wipe

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9 years ago

"Dream Sammy has a nice ring, too bad DS is taken"

Brilliant!

ATACdawg

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9 years ago

Good grief. Is there any perversion that Hollywood hasn't explored in depth, lol??