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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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Ass or tits? Or both?

If a stripper doesn't have a nice ass, I won't even think of having a dance with her, I might tip her, but that's it. In my 4 year strip clubbing career, I've only gotten dances from one girl that…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 9 40

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Being Black

The president of the United States is black. At least 80% of stripper boyfriends are black, that's the main reason I'm able to get free stripper sex, I guess you could say I fit in lol. I'm blessed with a…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 42

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Digging up some information on my ATF

I've been enjoying some high mileage dances (fingering her pussy, making out, sucking her tits, kissing up and down her whole body) with my ATF in a non-extras club. Even after I know all about strippers I get the feeling…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 39

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Rate The Portland Dancers

This is in honor of JacksonEsskay's rate the hotties threads he did last year. I did something similar last year but I have somne new girls now. Anyways, I live in Portland and these are some of the girls I've…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 22

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I got shut out two nights in a row.

I was clubbing Friday night and I was going to get dances from one of my favorites. I had to wait because she was going to do VIP with another patron. At this club VIP is 250 bucks for 30…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 6 28

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What do you look for in a dance? (not including extras)

Similar but different than Lapdanceking's question, what do you look for in a lapdance? What will make you get multiple dances from that girl? I'm not including extras because of course that's what most of us want. Kissing is my favorite…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 20

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Ultimate PL topic: What would it take for you to date a stripper?

I got suckered in again. I told myself I was done dating strippers. I'm such a PL. A couple of weeks ago I saw one of the hottest strippers I've ever seen in my life, in fact one of the…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 30

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Strippers that portray the good girl image

We all know there's different groups of strippers. Some strippers will prove that they're whores to you right away by offering OTC services and ITC services to you right away. Some strippers won't offer, but they will accept if you…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 18

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Meeting up with TUSCLers

I enjoy going to the strip clubs alone, but I think it would be fun to meet up with a TUSCLer at a strip club. It would be fun to share stories and hang with someone who shares the same…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 42

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Which city has the hottest dancers?

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for a few years, and I'm ready to visit a city with hotter dancers than the Portland dancers. I got a 2 week vacation in a couple of months, and I'm trying to figure…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 37

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Stripper Celebrity Lookalike

Have you guys ever had a favorite stripper of yours that closely resembled a celebrity? My current favorite looks just like Carmen Electra (in her 20's). The difference is the stripper is a little thicker, bigger ass. That also explains…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 17

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Cell Phone Pics

This is a topic that I haven't seen discussed here before. Do some strippers send you sexy pics of themselves? How do you guys feel about strippers sending you sexy pics of themselves? Me personally I love it and for…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 17

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VIP Experience

Usually what has been your experience in VIP like compared to regular lapdances? I'm not talking about well known extras clubs and when I say regular lapdances I just mean not in VIP. I've been clubbing for four years and I've…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 13

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Kissing

How do you guys feel about making out with a dancer? I know some guys love it, and some guys won't ever try it because they don't know where the stripper's mouth was 15 min ago. For me personally it's…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 38

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My own strip club

Here in Portland I've been fortunate enough to build a great relationship with most of the hot strippers around the various Portland clubs. That got me thinking of building my own strip club. I'm sure if I could ensure the…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 18

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OTC prices with a stripper

How much do you guys do you usually pay OTC with a stripper you're going to fuck? I met this hottie dancer last week, she is a absolute 10. She said $1000 for a hour, I said that was way…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 31

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Pros and Cons of dating a stripper

This should be an article, but articles take too long to be approved and posted, so I'll post this in the discussion area. There are some guys that want to date strippers. I've dated a few of them, and I can…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 18 36

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Who do you target?

Shadowcat's topic of finally making it with a 10 got me thinking of how hot of a girl do you target/try to get dances from in the strip club? For me I always go after the hottest stripper in the club…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 29

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Who makes the most entertaining/memorable threads on TUSCL?

I'm on TUSCL a lot, and sometimes I get bored, so I look at the past discussions and articles of people who post regularly on TUSCL. I've got to say it's some entertaining stuff. My question is which member do…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 6 16

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Las Vegas

I'm heading to Vegas in a few weeks. I'll be doing a lot of things in Vegas, and strip clubbing will be a tiny part of it. I only plan on going to one strip club, and I'll bring like…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 13

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Does being young and good looking help with mileage?

I'm in my mid 20's, and I'm not saying I'm Brad Pitt or anything lol, but most strippers I've come across have told me I'm good looking, and I get that in the real world too. These strippers will hit…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 42

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I've Finally Seen The Light

So if you remember, I was considering dating a dancer. I talk about her in this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=19251 She is 24, she's been stripping for four years, she's not in school, works at the club at least four days…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 29

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Portland Dancers

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for a few years, and these are some of my favorite dancers I've come across while in Portland. I'd like to see what the rest of you think about them. Rate them on how…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 21

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What percentage of strippers do extras?

I found out recently that a stripper that I had gotten close to did extras. It really shocked and surprised me because she is a beautiful girl. She makes pretty good money stripping. It seemed like her head was in…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 7 45

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What is so wrong with dating a stripper?

I've battled with this question for a few years. When I say date, I mean in the traditional sense. Of course I'm talking about attractive young strippers (I am in my mid 20's). I am talking about the kind of…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 27 66
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