Posts by Clackport

Any of you ever hit the strip club on your birthday? My birthday is coming up, and my buddies are gonna take me to a couple of strip clubs. I hit up a few strip clubs on my 21st birthday, but…

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What's the most common thing strippers tell you they are doing outside the club? The most common thing for me is nothing. They are not in school, and they don't have another job. They have to pay rent, and stripping is…

In your experience depending on what you wear, can that help with mileage? For example, if I wear shorts, does that increase the possibility of her reaching in? Another example, if I wear a buttoned up shirt, does that increase the possibility…

I live in Portland, and we have a NBA team (Portland Trailblazers). At my favorite club, a dancer told me a lot of the dancers were fucking some of the Blazers. I'm assuming she meant dating or a fuckbuddy relationship.…

Now there have been plenty of threads regarding best lines from dancers, but how about best lines from the hottest of the hottest. To qualify, she has to be at least a 9 in your opinion. What are the best lines…

I got no problem with white girls, but it seems generally black girls and Latinas give higher mileage dances than white girls. The Latinas and black girls will work hard for your money, but the white girls constantly upsell during…

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in a strip club? I had to think a little bit, but I did remember this one time. I was a little drunk, and I had to take a piss, so I…

As far as tits and ass, do you prefer them natural or fake? If everything is equal, I prefer natural, but for me it's all about how it feels and somewhat how it looks. I applaud girls that have fake asses,…

Generally do you like your strippers: A. Petite (not necessarily height, but petite as in trim figure) B. Skinny (not skinny enough to be considered petite) C. Average (not petite or thick, she's in the middle) D. Thick E. BBW F. Other I generally like my strippers…

I think around the nation the average cost for a Lapdance is 20 bucks. How much do you think a standard one way contact dance should cost? I think 10 bucks is a fair price for that. How much do you…

We all know about buying drinks for dancers. Some of us like it, some of us don't mind, some of us hate when we're sitting with a dancer and the waitress comes and asks if you want to buy the…