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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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What's the nastiest (not in a good way) lapdance you've ever experienced?

I was clubbing last night, and this hot Latin girl got my attention on stage. She took me to the lapdance room, and then she proceeded to continuously lick my face for the whole song. Of course I only got…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 5 38

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How often are you on TUSCL?

Generally, how often are you on TUSCL? Before I got my IPhone, I would log on to TUSCL through a computer, so I would probably be on once every couple of days. With my IPhone obviously there is easy access…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 27

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Strip Clubbing on Cinco de Mayo?

I'm thinking of hitting some strip clubs up tonight. What have been your experiences strip clubbing on Cinco de Mayo? Basically are most of the hot strippers working or are they going to Cinco de Mayo parties?

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 17

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Stripper draft

So last week was the NFL Draft. Of course there's seven rounds. In terms of strippers, if you have seven rounds to draft seven attributes in a stripper, what rounds would you put the attributes? The higher the rounds the…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 9

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Hottest Stripper You've Ever Seen

Living in Portland, there's a lot of strip clubs, but most of them are shitty, and most of the strippers are just ok, although there are definitely some 10's. One night strip clubbing, I noticed the hottest stripper I had…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 10 28

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Have you ever fallen in love with a stripper?

I know I have. It was early in my strip clubbing career. Usually if I liked a stripper, I would just fuck her. There was no love involved (except for her body). This stripper was different. She had a great…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 85

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Why do us young guys want to date strippers?

I'll put myself in the young guys category, I'm in my early 20's. After reading some discussion threads about dating a stripper, it got me thinking about why we want to date strippers. I used to want to date a…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 26

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Rate The Oregon Hottie #2

There's still time to vote for the first Oregon Hottie I posted. http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=18428 Meet the second hottie Layla. It was a pleasure meeting her. She's got some nice B Cup tits. She doesn't have much of an ass, but she makes…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 22

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Rate The Oregon Hottie #1

I like what Jackson Esskay did with the rank the hotties series, but I didn't find any of the 10 girls that hot. I'll bring something a little different to the table. I live in Portland, Oregon. In Portland there's…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 34

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Which do you prefer?

When you're getting a dance, what do you like more from a stripper (her making out with you, kissing your body, you kissing her body) or (getting a BBBJ, FS...etc)? I like the kissing more. I get the feeling it's…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 27

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Losing respect for a stripper

I'm nor looking or wanting extras (BBBJ, FS, HJ, DATY...etc) when I go to a strip club, I know I'm probably in the minority as far as TUSCL members go. If I build up a good rapport and have great…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 39

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Possible OTC

I know what you're thinking, "another fucking OTC question"! This situation might be a little different though. First all I live in Portland, and OTC is just not common here, nothing like a lot of other cities. I've known this…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 26

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Tuscl members under 30

I love tuscl, but it feels like it's dominated by geezers no offense lol. I'm 23, and I want to read more discussions and articles by people who are not that far away from me in age because I feel…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 41

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How do I find all the discussions I've posted?

When I go to "my profile", there is a my reviews and my articles tab which shows me all the reviews and articles I've ever posted on TUSCL. What about for discussions. How do I find all the discussions I've

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 3

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Favorite physical features on dancers

When you see a dancer for the first time, what are the physical features that interest you the most from best to least (not including pussy)? For me it's: 1. Face- The first thing I focus on is her face. If…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 27

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What kind of guys do hot strippers date?

There is a perception that most strippers in a relationship have loser boyfriends (drug dealers, unemployed, in and out of jail...etc). People say normal guys with good jobs would be embarassed/ashamed to be and tell people they are in a…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 22 42

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What does it take to fuck a stripper for free?

First, let me say I'm not interested in being with a stripper. A lot of my strip club buddies are interested in being with them, and they always ask me how they can be with a stripper without paying. I…

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 32 105

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Strippers and their loser boyfriends

What's up with strippers and their loser boyfriends? I'm not saying that all strippers date losers, but it seems like a lot of them date the drug dealers. They'll date guys they have to support finacially. What's up with that?

ClackportElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 15 33

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No extras in Portland

As some of you may know, Portland, Oregon is the city with the highest number of strip clubs per capita. Most of the strip clubs are shitty, however. I have been living in Portland for about 5 years now, and…

ClackportElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 7 19

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1st time doing VIP

I have been strip clubbing here in Portland for about three years, and I have yet to try VIP. This is in part due to the expensive price and another part due to hearing VIP isn't that much different than…

ClackportElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 23 12

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New ATF vs Old ATF

Me and my old ATF had a great run, but eventually you're going to get tired of it and want to move on, and that's what happened to me. I would still talk to her and tip her every now…

ClackportElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 8

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What does a stripper kissing you mean?

My question is what does it normally mean when a stripper starts making out with you (after a lapdance, on stage, at the bar...etc)? Of course it could be a few options: 1. The stripper just finds you hot, so she…

ClackportElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 51 57

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The Ultimate Stripper Dilemma

I'm 23, usually when I go to strip clubs, I have no intention of trying to fuck or date a stripper, I'm just there to have a good time, but this time it was different. I went to this club…

ClackportElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 19

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best lapdance ever

I recently met this stripper who gave me the best lap dance ever. She sucked my nipples, her breasts were going up and down on my bare chest, she had amazing grinding, she lifted up my shirt and her hands…

ClackportElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 7
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