Ultimate PL topic: What would it take for you to date a stripper?

30 comments

• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  You're talking dating versus fuck buddy? Fuck buddy pretty low bar - it would be like be willing to fuck me and be 7+, and not going to get the police over to my place by smoking crack in front of the neighbors. Now dating. Whole different ballgame... Be like be in college and have a real job. But even then some of them are still psycho. But then with the psychos its hard to predict which ones eventually get it together and which don't. And then there is the whole grucho marx thing about be suspicious about any club that would have you as a member. Shit, I don't know. Good things it's all academic to me!
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  "in college" or "have a real other job"
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Ok, the title of the thread is obviously a sham. If you are truly a PL you don't have a chance of dating a stripper in the first place. Should be re-titled "Ultimate Non-PL Topic"
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  us bitches is plain f'in crazy. eventually we'll all try to kill u in ur sleep... no exceptions... and just for the cheap-ass contents of ur f'in cheap-ass wallet!
• stenton1

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  12 years ago

  You're doing better than me! I met this Puerto Rican dancer about 2 weeks ago. A stone 12 on a scale from 1 to 10. Anyway I met her for drinks the night before Thanksgiving, and we really hit it off well! She invites me by her house last Monday night, and I swore it was going to be a night to remember! She couldn't screw for anything! It was the worst sex session I've had in many moons!! So "poof", that fantasy is over. Boy, I'll tell you.., you never know what you're going to get! I got the booby prize this time. You did a lot better! Enjoy it while it lasts!!
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  maybe it was ur skills that were the problem
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  Stenton- thanks man Carolynne- you turn me on Dougster- PL's date strippers. A normal reasonable guy wouldn't get near a stripper because of all the baggage she brings. It's a bad look for him.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Sounds true in general, but I've known a few exceptions to that rule. (As they are nearing the end of their careers and have concrete plans for getting out.) As for the ones in mid-career, yeah, pretty bleak.
• Corvus

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  12 years ago

  Ranukam, nothing from my experience to add here, but have fun while it lasts my friend. And carolynne rocks.
• bustanutz

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  12 years ago

  I'd have to be really board with life and be starving for drama.
• she_is_covfefe

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  12 years ago

  Hmmm, how about just meeting girls outside strip clubs and pray to any deity that she happens to be a stripper?
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  "I'm not worried about anything going on ITC with her and other customers. She tells me she doesn't fuck guys for money OTC, but I'll have to see about that." Listen Ranukam, nothing is for free and no dancer is loyal. I am dating a dancer and she swears she loves me too.......So don't even think this relationship is going anywhere yet. When she quits dancing, has your kids, cooks your meals, washes your clothes, and bakes cookies for you, then you can relax and say "maybe this is for real."
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  Hasn't happened yet, so I don't know. I don't have time for a regular relationship so it would have to be something extraordinary.
• igloo9999

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  12 years ago

  let's see..... what would it take for me to date a(nother) stripper? hhhmmm.... it would start with her saying yes.... hell, recently I had a friend tell me that they couldn't see me dating anything but strippers...... of course, she's a barmaid at a strip club where her daughter is a stripper.....
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  An ex-stripper? Maybe. A current stripper? Very unlikely. The logistics alone make it unappealing.
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  Pablo, I ain't dumb, I know it will probably only last a month, but I'm enjoying it now. The question was what it would take for you to date a stripper? Some guys would never date strippers under any circumstance. Some guys wouldn't date a stripper unless she's at least a 9 etc.
• ilbbaicnl

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  12 years ago

  Obviously there is a part of you that wants more than FWB. Otherwise, you it wouldn't cross your mind whether she's doing P4P or not. The reasons strippers are less likely to make good girlfriends/wives is that they are (on average) more dishonest, more hard-hearted, more likely to have contempt for men. But are you being honest or soft-hearted with this chick, or holding her in high regard? Maybe you two are are perfect match.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  A personal Bank Account 4x that of Art!
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  As for "dating" strippers, in the immortal words of Bob Seger: "Wish a didn't know now what I didn't know then." Great songs for 60, Alex.......
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  How is this a PL topic? To date a stripper (meaning free sex) is no longer living the fantasy, its now creating your own fantasy. For me to date a stripper, she has to have money so that way when we go out for a regular outing, her clothes make a god damn mother fucking statement. Oh and she has to be a 8+
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  so ibbaicnl, what your saying is....you gotta be black to date a stripper? Sounds about right, we are nothing BUT drama, so dealing with the partner's so called "drama" is like breathing....easy.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  No sex is free Estafador.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  She would have to be willing to pick me up at the nursing home and get me back by 8PM.
• deogol

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  12 years ago

  I would move real fucking slow and ask a lot of questions. Ole deo has dealt with to many loonie toons in his past.
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  Corvus- If you're ever in Portland again contact me. Shadowcat- Lol Estafador- What works for me with strippers is the fact that I'm young (24), black, not terrible looking, and have a big dick. With all the strippers I know 80% of their boyfriends are black so there you go. I think you said you're black, so if you wanna bag one, go for it, you have as good of a shot as anyone. It's a PL topic because like I said PL's date strippers. Normal reasonable guys don't deal with strippers because of all the baggage they bring.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  Alucard, maybe for you sex isn't free, but if you have a way with words, sex is the easiest thing to get for free (being a tough rough gangsta type helps too). I would reevaluate your game and come back to us when you feel you've gotten better
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  First welcome to the club bro....I've been a live in boyfriend to my former ATF for almost a year now and like you I Fuck her on the daily ........look if I hit it off with a stripper and she truely likes me then I would date her......I'm a kid from flower children so I'm very open minded when it comes to sex and multiple partners....so no buggy to juicy.........as drac baby once said enjoy her while it last bro.....take pictures, shoot videos and enjoy.......
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  “… but I would really just like to be her fuck buddy …” As pabloantonio and others have mentioned, there is no such thing as a free lunch – I think this would apply even more to a dancer than a civi (especially a *hot* dancer) – IMO. Hope for the best but definitely be prepared for the worst. Don’t give her more than she gives, or is willing to give you. “… I'm hanging out with some of her loser friends …” I don’t think this will help the “relationship” :)
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  The funny thing is if you look back at some of my previous discussion threads, I have titles like: what is so wrong with dating a stripper, why do us young guys want to date strippers, pros and cons of dating a stripper and now what would it take for you to date a stripper. I think this PL has pretty much got the dating strippers topics covered lol.
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  This may be too much of an oldie for you in particular – but it may apply :) [view link]