Being Black

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Clackport
Washington
The president of the United States is black. At least 80% of stripper boyfriends are black, that's the main reason I'm able to get free stripper sex, I guess you could say I fit in lol. I'm blessed with a bigger than average cock. God damn it's great to be black in this country right about now.

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Doc_Holliday
12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=derzWWYf3…


I'm glad you feel that way. Honest. We have a fucked history in this great country of ours. And good to see you doing well.


That said. I hold no White Guilt. I feel ya'll motherfuckers would have done the same to us, if only you got to us first. :)
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Alucard
12 years ago
I don't think any of those Black men who have been shot dead over the last several years would agree with you. You seem to be individually fortunate.
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carolynne
12 years ago
can i see it???
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staxwell
12 years ago
Lol Preach!
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Amen brother.....leter rip !......preach motherfucker ! Preach !
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SuperDude
12 years ago
Fake post.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Super.dude stop hating cause your small or thin in the cock
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motorhead
12 years ago
another benefit....you get to marry a Kardashian sister
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mikeya02
12 years ago
80 percent of stripper boyfriends are black? Laughable. And girls love the size of my dick, why would i want to be black and downsize?
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mikeya02
12 years ago
next, Ranukam will tell us white guys can't jump. Another one i put to rest. Just sayin.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
I pretend to be black and I date a stripper and my cock is 7x5....does that count ?
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motorhead
12 years ago
Ok, you have Michael Jordan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Muddy Waters.

But you also have Tracy Morgan.

Nuff said. Team Whitey wins.
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Doc_Holliday
12 years ago
Don't hate on Tracy! He luv da club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB…
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staxwell
12 years ago
Donald Trump, Manti Te'o's "girlfriend", Bill O'Reiley = Team Whitebread.

This round goes to Team Brotha man
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Go team white toast !
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Clackport
12 years ago
Lol guys.

Superdude- Why the hate man? I'm just a young black guy living the dream. I know you're black also. I'm not saying everything is all good for us, there's still work to be done, but I like the direction we are going.

Motor- I don't think Courtney Kardashian is with a black guy.

Mikeya02- Everyone knows most strippers boyfriends are black. What world are you living in?

Staxwell- My man, you know what I'm talking about.

Juice- Hell yeah bro

Carolynne- If you see it I'm gonna have to put it in.

Doc- You might be right lol.

It's cool to see how there's so many white bitches that want to be stuffed with black dick. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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shadowcat
12 years ago
A couple of months ago a black dancer told me that "I was black where it counts". I took it as a compliment. :)
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Alucard
12 years ago
Pink is the COLOR!!!

That's what ALL of us are INSIDE!
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Ranukam:

Does it matter what color your skin is, how many strippers have black boyfriends, or how big your dick is?

I am just grateful to be an honorary member of the Juice Crew.
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staxwell
12 years ago
"Carolynne- If you see it I'm gonna have to put it in."

LOL oh shit, I'm gonna have to use this one in the real world!
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Estafador
12 years ago
@ranukam WTF!? Dude your getting free stripper sex? Bro, how the hell are you doing that

@ doc dude your dumb. You came to our continent, and we OFFERED you gold and food because we are naturally kind hearted and it was within many african tribes codes to be curtious to foreigners. What in god's name gives you the idea we'd do what you did to us to you?
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Clubber
12 years ago
RE: "The president of the United States is black."

How so? Does half black trump half white?
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TortillaChip
12 years ago
I didn't realize black guys called pimps bf. To each their own I guess.
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Estafador
12 years ago
One girl's pimp nis another girl's boyfriend I suppose
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Rod8432
12 years ago
I'm with Clubber - How does a man whose mother is from Kansas(white) and father is Kenyan (black) immediately qualify as "black?" At the very least, he's mixed ethnicity. In no other instance do we call the offspring of two ethnic groups, the presumed minority of those two groups (e.g., white and Japanese, white and Indian, etc.). If we must categorize, we'll say mixed ancestory. Why not for Obama?
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dw.buck
12 years ago
@Estafador - u dont know how 2 get fre stripper sex? when u blessed down there it just happens. wear thin pants, i got a nylon pair thin as hell. no drawers let then rub on a hard one that will get them excited and bam they asking to take u home for fun
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Clubber
12 years ago
Another example, a great golfer, Tiger Woods, black?
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tumblingdice
12 years ago
Leading killer of black men 18 to 25 years old?What is black men 18 to 25 years old Alex.
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carolynne
12 years ago
if i see it and it's as big as you say you won't be able to keep it out of me.
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Clackport
12 years ago
Half black does trump half white in this country for some reason. I don't know why, but it's the way it is.

Estafador- dw.buck is right on. Also being young and not bad looking helps.

Shadowcat- If I was white I would take that as a compliment also :)
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
Power to the people, right on !!
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Estafador
12 years ago
Damn I didn't know it was like that. I have a big johnson, I would think women would be able to feel it through my jeans and my dickie pants (which is on top oof sweatpants which is on top of boxers). I do dress warm though since its cold as shit down here. Isn't there something else than having a big johnson to getting the free sex?
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Clubber
12 years ago
Esta,

Lower your standards. :)
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Estafador
12 years ago
I can't. If I lower my standerds, then my nose will make my dick fall off from all the bad smelling vajayjay. I'm that sensative bro
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rh48hr
12 years ago
Clubber - he is considered black because of the darkness of his skin and the texture of his hair. I see references to the "nigger" in the white house or the "towel head president "all the time. If he looked caucasian in skin color and hair texture and his name was still Barak Obama you wouldn't see the vitrol you see right now towards him.

I'm black and my ex-wife is white and we have a daughter with red hair and light skin (and yes she is mine, she looks like me). We also have a daughter with dark hair and dark skin so it is possible.
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Clubber
12 years ago
rh,

Likely that is the reason, skin color, but I know many in South Florida and are NOT black, but have very dark skin.

Also, you state, "If he looked caucasian in skin color and hair texture and his name was still Barak Obama you wouldn't see the vitrol you see right now towards him."

I will agree that is somewhat true, but most of of what causes it is his ideology! Few in the US what this country destroyed. Uninformed voters are a major problem.
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georgmicrodong
12 years ago
@Estafador: "You came to our continent, and we OFFERED you gold and food because we are naturally kind hearted and it was within many african tribes codes to be curtious to foreigners. What in god's name gives you the idea we'd do what you did to us to you?"

Perhaps the fact that many Africans were sold into slavery to the whites by their fellow Africans? Or that slavery was commonplace in Africa long before the whites arrived?

@Rod8432: "How does a man whose mother is from Kansas(white) and father is Kenyan (black) immediately qualify as 'black?'"

When slavery was still practiced in the south, *any* degree of Negro blood was deemed to make one a Negro. I suspect it was primarily a property thing. A "white" bastard had a tenuous claim to a landowner's inheritance, and extending that to the many "black" bastards fathered by southern slave owners would have been...somewhat less than completely palatable to them. So classifying half, and less, "black" people as black kept them "where they belonged," i.e. in the slave pen.

I'm with you though, it's silly. Allegedly Tiger Woods didn't consider himself "black" at one point, but "Asian". Not sure if that's true or not, but he supposedly got some serious grief from some black people because of the fact that he didn't think of himself as "black".
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ilbbaicnl
12 years ago
Do strippers ever hell "deeper Barack! deeper!" when you're fucking them? I didn't know strippers were so into politicians. Is that why they tend to date guys who always want more and more of their money?
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sclvr5005
12 years ago
The last time I checked the only color strippers cared about was GREEN.
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Omega22
12 years ago
All I need is cash. I can fuck whatever stripper or escort I want regardless if she has a boyfriend or not.

Ahhhhh I am almost drunk and hitting up the club in an hour. Peace out my strip club brothers!

Carolynne I would take you to the VIP and have the hottest sex!!!!
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
hmmm, I had one dancer see me naked and she looked scared and then said I must be half black. Obama is part white. Is there really a gene test to determine if any one of us is a pure race? I could be part Viking, part Atilla the Hun, part neatherthal, part German, part Russian and who knows what else. I am proud of my alien ancestry though. One day I will invite a fleet of motherships to invade Earth air space so all of you can meet your relatives. I'm just too busy with some hot blond aliens girls who keep popping up in strip clubs making me stay quiet. I hope that one panet full of hot girls doesn't track me down here. If they do, lock your doors, watch your kids, a whole planet full of hot girls will be looking for you. I suspect the ghosts in my house might be some astral projection technology attempting to track me down.

I had a few nice looking girls last night keeping me busy. Most weren't even blond. Those aliens are getting sneaky sending in undercover brunettes.
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jabthehut
12 years ago
ranukam,
Congatulations on your achievement!
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