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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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Reviews

Do you look at reviews any differently when it is from a TUSCLer who you recognize and who is active on the discussion board as compared to a TUSCLer that doesn't post and who you may not recognize? Does it…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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Is it even possible for a hot stripper to make great money being "clean"?

When I say clean, I'm not just talking about extras (FS, BJ, HJ, DATY, FIV). I'm also talking about stuff below extras like sucking titties or making out. I'm talking about clean where if the stripper boyfriend found out what…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 41

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What makes an ATF?

I was just getting some pretty good dances from a hot girl recently and I thought to myself that I'm probably not going to get dances with her ever again. Don't get me wrong, the dances were great, but she…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 33

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"you're cute"

Do you believe it when a stripper tells you this? Or do you just assume it's stripper shit and don't pay any attention to it? I'm in the middle. I do get told I'm cute in the real world SOMETIMES, but…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 9 50

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What is your type?

Sometimes we'll see hot dancers, but we don't get dances or spend money on them because they're not our type. That got me thinking, what is your type? My type is a tan EXOTIC looking girl with a nice ass and…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 32

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Bartender and waitresses working in strip clubs

I'm sure this topic has been discussed before but here goes... At one of my local strip clubs the waitresses and bartenders are SMOKING hot. All of them are 8's and 9's. The strippers are okay looking at this club, but…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 20 32

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Kissing, Kissing, Kissing: Two Parts

This is a two parter. 1st part: I know we all feel a certain way about kissing. I'm curious, how many dancers would you estimate you have kissed on the lips? With me I would probably say around 15 dancers. 2nd…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 30

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Sucking toes

Any of you ever sucked on a dancer's toes? I remember Shadowcat posted a link awhile back about toe sucking, it got me curious so one night I took my ATF heels off her feet and I sucked her pretty little…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 7 17

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Upscale, dive or other?

I prefer the upscale clubs because the girls are hotter (at least in my area). At dives it is cheaper and you can usually get more mileage, but at my local dives a lot of times I have trouble finding…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 38

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Strip Club City Guide

Obviously I love strip clubs like everyone else here. Over the next few years I will be traveling to different cities all over the U.S. for work. I will definitely plan on checking out some strip clubs when I am…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 75 21

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Wishlist of clubs

What are some clubs that you haven't been to yet, but that you wish to visit eventually? With my new job I will be traveling all over the United States over the next few years, so hopefully I'll be able…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 37

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Why do a lot of the hot dancers work so much?

It would seem to me that the average looking dancers would have to work that much because they are not making a lot of money every day. But what about the hot dancers? I know quite a few hot ones…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 41

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Looking for a new favorite stripper

A lot of my previous faves moved to a different city, stopped stripping, or I just got tired of them. I find myself scouting different local clubs for a new fav. I kind of like the search. Are any of…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 16

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Stripper Locker Room Drama

Have you guys ever been caught in the middle of locker room drama between two strippers? Do any of you care what goes on in the locker room? At one of my favorite clubs I've had multiple strippers tell me stuff…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 16 32

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Being Friends With Dancers on Facebook

Do any of you guys do this? I'm usually fine just getting their number, whenever they wanted to be friends on Facebook, I would just tell them no or just decline the Facebook request. However, I recently accepted a friend…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 25

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Sucking tits/kissing ass

This is two parter. Do you guys like sucking tits during lapdances? I personally don't because I know I wouldn't be the first one to suck her tits that day. Do any of you guys kiss a stripper's ass during a…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 25

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Sweating

I got a few dances from this girl yesterday, and after the dances her back was drenched with sweat. She apologized for this, I told her I didn't mind. I kind of like that, it means she was putting some…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 29

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Who is txtittyfag?

To anyone who cares. I know I said in the past txtittyfag was the member vivi24, but now I'm pretty sure it's not Vivi. Who could it be? I know Dougster is the obvious guess, but there is a method to…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 81

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My kind of stageshow

I love when strippers move their asses on stage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgHxDp_eWg It's a instant boner for me and the dollars will be flying out of my hands.

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 9

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How to get with a stripper

If you want to date a stripper you need to be: A. rich rapper/ballplayer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnKcxr2-Tw or B. unemployed wannabe musician Good Luck!

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 16

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Dancer Hustle: Buying Drinks For The Customer

You ever had a dancer buy you drinks to try to entice you to get lapdances? Has it worked? It hadn't happened to me once in my 4 years of strip clubbing, but then it happened to me twice with…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 21

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Am I headed down the wrong road?

I'm a strip club addict like everyone else here, but the difference I am younger than most. I am currently 24 (gonna to be 25 in a couple of weeks), and for the past year or so I've been averaging…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 74

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Best Strip Club Visit

What has been your best strip club visit so far? My best visit is made up of 2 visits with the same girl. 1st Visit: So I'm chilling at a local strip club drinking my beer and all of a sudden…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 16

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What percentage of the strippers that are 9's and 10's do extras and/or OTC?

I think TUSCLers that have strip clubbed in different cities would be able to answer this question the best. I realize Detroit would probably have a bigger percentage, but in general I'm going to say 30% of the 9's and…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 45

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Slightly off topic: What's your favorite sex position?

I kind of have two answers for this. With normal civilian girls I would have say doggy position, I love ramming that ass from behind. With strippers, it would have to be reverse cowgirl, all the strippers I've fucked knew…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 31
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