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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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Longest you can go without strip clubbing?

Right now what's the longest you can go without strip clubbing? For me it's 2 weeks. Usually what happens with me is I'll go once a week for a couple of months and then I'll get a little tired of it.…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 32

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Dancer Recommendations

In your reviews, do you all ever recommend dancers? I do sometimes because there's a lot of dancers that give shitty dances, I think it's useful for the TUSCLers to know who's gonna give good dances (of course I don't ever…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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Her Best Friend

First of all as some you may know, my preferred type of stripper is tan, exotic looking, nice ass, and a beautiful face. Unfortunately there aren't too many of those in Portland, so when I find one I want to…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 61

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My girlfriend wants to be a stripper

Not mine lol. Some dude on Stripperweb asked that question. My username on Stripperweb is musik22, I spoke pretty honestly and surprisingly no one really (even Yoda) gave me grief over it. It's probably because they know it's true. I…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 22

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Moderator: Yes or no

I'm been trying to ignore all this shit, but this shit is getting out of control. I've never been in favor of a moderator, but I'm starting to turn the other way.

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 39

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Dress to impress?

We've talked about numerous times the kind of pants you wear to a strip club, but how about your whole outfit? I find myself dressing more nicely in a strip club compared to two or three years ago when I would…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 37

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2013-2014 NBA Season

The NBA regular season starts today. Lots of great storylines: •How will Kobe come back from torn ACL •Will the Miami Heat 3 peat •How will the Brooklyn Nets look with the additions of Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett and new head coach Jason…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 48

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Best Dancers On TUSCL

As we all know most dancers come here and then disappear quickly. There have been some that have stuck around for awhile. I think Stiletto25 gets my vote as the best one ever here. She was here for well over…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 30

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Best strip club city

Candidates •Las Vegas •Houston •Detroit •Atlanta •Portland (Oregon) •Providence •Phoenix •Dallas •Toronto •Los Angeles/City Of Industry •Tampa •Miami •New York •Baltimore •Philadelphia •Canton (Ohio) •New Orleans •San Francisco •Denver •Other In your opinion what is the best strip club city and why? I've only been to clubs in Portland, Los Angeles and Las Vegas so I have limited experience, but I would…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 35 32

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Random Ramblings

First of all I want to prop people like Papi_Chulo, Silkypants, Rickdugan and others that write great detailed reviews. I don't want to call anyone out, but some of you need lessons on how to write a good review. Secondly I'm…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 63

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New Profile Pics!

I was finally able to get some new pics added to my profile, for some reason it wasn't working for me for awhile. These are just some dancers I know in the Portland area, I had more girls I wanted…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 12

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My unofficial Top Ten list

Papi's recent discussion thread on the top ten strip clubs kind of inspired this. I don't know about the rest of you, but dancer quality is way more important to me than value or atmosphere. From what I've seen on…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 22

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Spearmint Rhino vs Sapphire

It's been clear to me that Rhino and Sapphires are the two clubs with the hottest dancers in Vegas. What used to be clear is that the Rhino girls were hotter than the Sapphire girls, but some recent reviews have…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 32 11

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Slightly off topic: Sex stamina

On average how long do you guys last during sex before busting a nut? I realize that some of it depends on how hot the girl is, the girl's performance etc. I would love to say I could go hours, but…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 22

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Making a stripper feel good

Obviously strippers try to make us feel good during lapdances. I don't know about the rest of you, but I also try to make sure the strippers are having a good time during the lapdance. I have had strippers tell…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 8 29

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The best of the best

How many strippers that are 9's or 10's to you have you fucked in your strip clubbing career? Mine might be low compared to rest of you because I've never fucked a stripper P4P (I'm too young to paying for sex…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 18

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What do you like in a stage show?

I realize some of you don't give a fuck about the stageshow, but I personally love the stageshow. Sometimes I'll just tip girls all night and not get any dances. In fact I won't do a dance with a girl…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 34

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Strippers turning to money for sex

This has been one of the most interesting question to me for the few years I have been strip clubbing. Why do strippers (not all of them) start doing the money for sex thing ITC or OTC? I'm not talking about the…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 28

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How rare it is?

We all know a strip club is a wrong place to go looking for a girlfriend, yet some people do it (I've been guilty of this in the past). These customers will say this stripper is different from the rest.…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 19

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MILF

Does everyone agree that MILFS (in their thirties) give the best dances? I mostly get dances from young dancers, but every time I have gotten a dance from a MILF it has been high mileage and very good. They know what…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 16

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Most mileage on stage?

What's the most mileage you've ever received tipping a girl on stage? Mine will probably be tame compared to rest of you guys. I had a girl lift up my shirt a little and put a dollar halfway in my boxers.…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 34

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TUSCL Las Vegas

Just a reminder that the next TUSCL convention will be Thursday Oct 3rd at 8pm at Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. Anyone that wants to join us feel free! I will be there, rh48hr will be there, duo will be probably…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 18

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Bed dances?

So I'll be visiting Los Angeles in a few weeks, so I did some research, and I think 4 Play is the strip club I'll hit up while in LA (hottest strippers in LA according to reviews). I read that…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 54 24

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TUSCL Convention: Las Vegas

So there has been recently been TUSCL conventions in Phoenix and Miami. I was thinking the next convention should be in Vegas. I was thinking late September early October. Maybe late evening early night. We could go to the club…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 68

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Rachel from Spearmint Rhino Vegas

I was looking at the Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas website and I saw the dancer "Rachel". Holy shit! She is definitely one of the hottest strippers I've ever seen at first glance. She is a 10 in my eyes. What…

ClackportElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 12 32
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