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13 years ago

How to get with a stripper

If you want to date a stripper you need to be:

A. rich rapper/ballplayer youtube.com

or

B. unemployed wannabe musician

Good Luck!

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JuiceBox69

Or just be like Da juiceman and be yo self playa

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Clackport

Juice you didn't catch on to my humor?

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shadowcat

I'm SOL. :)

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vincemichaels

DITTO !!

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Alucard

If you want to date a stripper you need to...HAVE $$$$$$$! LMFAO

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duomaxwell

Also being completely out of your mind probably helps.

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joewebber

Alucard: if you want to FUCK a stripper, you need to have $$$$$$.

if you want to date one, you need to have less self esteem, less value, and less money than the stripper.

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ilbbaicnl

The story I heard about one stripper was that her husband cheated on her. She found out, and told him she was becoming a stripper, suck it up. So that one strategy for getting with a stripper, cheat on your wife.

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mmdv26

If you don't mind constantly being lied to, dating a stripper might be a turn on.

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jackslash

Q How can I date a stripper? A Try carbon-14.

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gatorfan

Strippers like guys who have lobotamys.

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Clackport

It's funny, the guy in the video says he's got a new stripper right now, and then at the end of the video he says he don't have one right now. Also he is asked if he is ever at the same club she is while she is working, at first he says hell no, and then right after that he says (I ain't gonna lie, hell yeah) LOL

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Papi_Chulo

LOL duomaxwell

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Papi_Chulo

Being more f’ed up and broke than she is

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Estafador

Welp, I have the hight, so I'm becoming a ballplayer

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sharkhunter

How to date a stripper? Just drink too much and you might wake up with her.

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