How to get with a stripper

Or just be like Da juiceman and be yo self playa

Juice you didn't catch on to my humor?

I'm SOL. :)

DITTO !!

If you want to date a stripper you need to...HAVE $$$$$$$! LMFAO

Also being completely out of your mind probably helps.

Alucard:
if you want to FUCK a stripper, you need to have $$$$$$.

if you want to date one, you need to have less self esteem, less value, and less money than the stripper.

The story I heard about one stripper was that her husband cheated on her. She found out, and told him she was becoming a stripper, suck it up. So that one strategy for getting with a stripper, cheat on your wife.

If you don't mind constantly being lied to, dating a stripper might be a turn on.

Q How can I date a stripper?
A Try carbon-14.

Strippers like guys who have lobotamys.

It's funny, the guy in the video says he's got a new stripper right now, and then at the end of the video he says he don't have one right now. Also he is asked if he is ever at the same club she is while she is working, at first he says hell no, and then right after that he says (I ain't gonna lie, hell yeah) LOL

LOL duomaxwell

Being more f’ed up and broke than she is

Welp, I have the hight, so I'm becoming a ballplayer

How to date a stripper? Just drink too much and you might wake up with her.