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How to get with a stripper

Clackport
Washington
If you want to date a stripper you need to be:

A. rich rapper/ballplayer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnKcxr2-…

or

B. unemployed wannabe musician


Good Luck!

16 comments

  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Or just be like Da juiceman and be yo self playa
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    Juice you didn't catch on to my humor?
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I'm SOL. :)
  • vincemichaels
    11 years ago
    DITTO !!
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    If you want to date a stripper you need to...HAVE $$$$$$$! LMFAO
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    Also being completely out of your mind probably helps.
  • joewebber
    11 years ago
    Alucard:
    if you want to FUCK a stripper, you need to have $$$$$$.

    if you want to date one, you need to have less self esteem, less value, and less money than the stripper.

  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    The story I heard about one stripper was that her husband cheated on her. She found out, and told him she was becoming a stripper, suck it up. So that one strategy for getting with a stripper, cheat on your wife.
  • mmdv26
    11 years ago
    If you don't mind constantly being lied to, dating a stripper might be a turn on.
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    Q How can I date a stripper?
    A Try carbon-14.
  • gatorfan
    11 years ago
    Strippers like guys who have lobotamys.
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    It's funny, the guy in the video says he's got a new stripper right now, and then at the end of the video he says he don't have one right now. Also he is asked if he is ever at the same club she is while she is working, at first he says hell no, and then right after that he says (I ain't gonna lie, hell yeah) LOL
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    LOL duomaxwell
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    Being more f’ed up and broke than she is
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    Welp, I have the hight, so I'm becoming a ballplayer
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    How to date a stripper? Just drink too much and you might wake up with her.
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