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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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A honest review by a dancer

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ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 17

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ATF exclusive

When you're at the club with your ATF, do any of you only get dances with your ATF? I've been doing this, but at the club she works there's like 5 other hot dancers I wanna get dances with. I think…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 16

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I can't believe I'm going to do this

So I've been with a lot of strippers and civilians, but there's this stripper I've known for 3 years at a local club I frequent that I can't get out of my mind. If there was ever a time to…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 46

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Sales Techniques

So I very rarely do VIP in my strip club visits. Last week I was at the bar watching the stageshow. This hot dancer comes up to me and starts doing that seductive and sensual shit (kissing my cheek, nibbling…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 16

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Phone Numbers

Obviously we all know that getting a dancer's phone number doesn't mean anything. I'm curious though, how many stripper phone numbers do you estimate you have in your phone? I think for me it's probably around 15.

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 37

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Whales

I absolutely hate it when the hottest girl in the club for the entire time I'm there is locked down by a old ass whale. That shit is fucking annoying. I've been seeing it too damn often.

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 32

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Dancers wearing lipstick

How often do y'all see dancers wearing lipstick nowadays? Do you like them wearing lipstick? From what I've seen it's not too often. It's usually lipgloss or nothing. Every now and then I'll see a fav rocking lipstick. Quick little story: I…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 21

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Strip Club Tour Guide

So you're in a new city, and you want the best information about the strip clubs in that city, who is the TUSCLer that you will ask for information in that city? Let's go down the list of different cities and…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 39

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What the fuck!?

I was looking at the TUSCL rankings today and I see that Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party in Portland is the number two ranked club overall (behind Hong Kong). I love my city as much as anyone, but I can't stand…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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Dancer quality

Nowadays when you hit up strip clubs, what's the dancer quality like? For me with the best clubs in my area there are 7's and 8's, but 9's are extremely rare and 10's are practically nonexistent. With a average normal club…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 34

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Portland: Am I missing anything?

This question is for the Portland TUSCLers. As us Portlanders know, Portland does have a lot of strip clubs, but most of the Portland clubs don't have a lot of hot girls. My top 5 list for Portland clubs with hottest…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 12

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Shadowcat milestones

Shadowcat is on the brink of 2 TUSCL milestones. As I write this Shadow needs more 7 more discussion threads to get to 2,000 discussion threads, and he needs 16 more comments to get to 10,000 comments. This demonstrates Shadowcat's…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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Weird things strippers say

Last night a stripper told me my face was symmetrically perfect. It took all my power not to bust out laughing right there. What are some weird things strippers have said to you?

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 36

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To touch or to be touched?

Obviously we all like two way mutual touching, but do you prefer the dancer touching you or you touching the dancer during a lap dance? With me I prefer the dancing doing the touching. There are times when some dancers will…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 25

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Two Girl Lap Dances

So, I've got two girls at a club I go to that give me great dances individually. It just so happens that these two girls are friends also. I've never done a two girl lap dance before, but I'm thinking…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 22

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Finding out if she does OTC

So I've recently hit it off with this stripper, there is mutual attraction, we are going to the movies tomorrow blah blah blah. She works at a air dance club, so I know extras aren't happening ITC, but I want…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 41

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Favorite Pornstars

Who are your top five favorite pornstars? My list 1. Richelle Ryan 2. Lisa Ann 3. Trina Michaels 4. Tori Black 5. Sarah Vandella

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 65

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Favorite Stripper Outfits

I'm such a fan of all the different outfits strippers wear. •schoolgirl outfit •gown •skirt •corset •fishnets •stockings •leggings •bustier •boy shorts •bra and panty •thong •Christmas outfit •etc.... What is your favorite outfit on a stripper? I would have to go with corset or fishnets with some nice high heels.

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 33

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Do any of you do this?

Sometimes when I'm at the bar if I see a dancer I like, I'll call her over and put some dollar bills in her panties or thongs. It's a great way to feel up on some ass and dollar bills…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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Show me that kitty!

In 99% of the clubs in my area the girls get nude on stage. When I went to LA and Vegas the girls were topless on stage, it's just not the same. It made me appreciate my hometown clubs a…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 18

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All strippers are whores?

A coworker of mine was trying to convince me that ultimately all strippers are whores. Agree or disagree? And why? This should be interesting....

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 40

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Have you ever tried to make a stripper "jealous"?

I was trying to get with this one stripper, but she played me pretty good. Shame on me for falling for it, she really had me thinking she was into me. I was thinking of not ever stepping forth in…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 5 33

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Bras and Panties

I was at a concert recently, and a girl threw her bra on stage, the performer ended up keeping the bra. It got me thinking that I should start collecting dancers' bras and panties. I could showcase it at my…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 22

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Underrated things in lapdances

I don't know about the rest of you, but during a lap dance when a dancer bites and licks my dick over the pants, that shit really turns me on. What are some things in lapdances that don't get talked about…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 36

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Dancers: Sad Stories and Taking Advantage of Customers

I was at a club a few days ago and a dancer was telling me a sad story. She told me her dad was murdered a couple of weeks ago and it was tougher for her because she was just…

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 31
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