Posts by Clackport

What's the best mileage you've ever gotten in a lapdance? I'm not talking about VIP, just a lapdance. Mine might be tame compared to some of you guys, but a couple of instances come to mind. One time at a club in…

Are you more of a making love kind of person, or are you more of the strictly fucking kind of person? I'm definitely more of the making love kind of person. Although sometimes I do like hard fast pounding sex. Thoughts?

Shaved? Bush? Landing Strip? Bikini Line? I'll take shaved, but I don't mind Landing Strip.

Like it? Love it? Hate it? Indifferent about it? I remember a few years ago not a lot of girls were doing it, but now at any strip club I go, there will be at least one girl that has her…

It has been always said if you want to date a stripper in the traditional sense: •she needs to be attracted to you •a big dick helps •you need to treat her with respect (don't treat her like a stripper) •don't spend money on…

If you had to choose, would you rather have a girl with no ass (flat pancake ass) and perfect tits, or a girl with no tits (mosquito bite titties/ A cup) and a perfect ass? I'm taking the girl with no…

Let's say you were offered back all the money you've ever spent in a strip club, on the condition that you will never set foot in a strip club again. Would you take the deal? It's tough for me, but I think…

In a recent song rapper Drake says, "Second floor at Tootsie's getting shoulder rubs". At first people didn't know if he was talking about a restaurant or the strip club in Miami, but then a couple of reps from the…

Mine is a nice juicy ass. What say you?

If you're gonna get a lapdance from a girl, she can't have blank. For me it's a flat ass. To this day I believe I've only gotten a dance from one girl that had a flat ass (she ended up being…

I've dated a few in the past, so let me give some advice to people thinking of going down that road •What she does ITC I think that's the number one concern for people dating strippers, what is she doing ITC? Does…

This topic has been discussed many times before, and I used to prefer night shift, but now I prefer day shift (4-6pm is when I go). At night two of my favorite local clubs have pretty looking dancers, but the mileage…