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10 years ago
Bare floors for me. I already floss regularly.
Best song about bush?
Hands down, Steven Lynch, Medieval Bush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8wFVqRKGO4
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10 years ago
The girls at that other club sell it cheap so you'll get an STD if you mess with them.
I sell it at 4 times their price, so you're safe from STD's with me.
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10 years ago
lopaw has an interesting strategy. I'm not Scottish, but are kilts available in smooth, thin nylon fabrics--- hmmm.
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10 years ago
If the friend had any interest in extras then.....
Detroit-- Flight Club, Penthouse, BT's and Players
Tampa-- Scarlett's at Ybor Strip, then 2001 and then Mons Venus
Chicago-- Atlantis and Arnies (black club with extras)
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I tried to interpret his review but I didn't have my code breaker ring handy. No idea what he was trying to say.
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10 years ago
Was her stage name Lorena Bobbit?
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10 years ago
Maybe a road trip to Montreal would be in order.
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10 years ago
J Law travels with a bunch of butt plugs. That might influence my choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TiBjZA7Fsg
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10 years ago
PhantomGeek-- Thanks for the suggestion on eroticmp.com but it looks like the site is not especially active. There are a few exceptions but in some states, the most recent discussion and review posts are over a year old. TER is somewhat more active. I mention this because the turnover of employees at a massage parlor is pretty high and any review over a couple of months old will probably be out of date.
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10 years ago
Surely this is a trick question, on par with "is winter a good time to eat food."
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10 years ago
Tijuana
Detroit
Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater (some clubs, such as Scarlett's, are better for extras than others, such as Mons Venus), which is great for eye candy and a grind but not much more.
Toronto
Never clubbed in Miami, Houston, Atlanta so not sure where they should be ranked.
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10 years ago
Thanks to all for the advice, especially to Shailynn.
I expect I'll visit a couple of clubs just for the eye candy but save my money for a casino girl or TER escort.
Maybe I should wear a black arm band to mourn the passing of Vegas as Americas adult playground.
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10 years ago
I"ve never scored take out from Hooters (or Tilted Kilt) but it sounds like an interesting challenge. Maybe ITC at Hooters would be even more impressive.
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10 years ago
Flight Club is a great combination of attractive dancers and good VIP facilities (private and comfortable). FC can be a bit pricey unless you negotiate for a private dance but I find Penthouse to be even more pricey. Have fun and post a review.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
No problem with guilt. I'm not Catholic and I respect the rights of consenting adults (including hot 20 year old strippers). My biggest concern is to avoid young strippers who know my daughter from their days in high school.
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10 years ago
So Dougster has authored 15 of the 21 entries on this discussion thread. What does that tell us?
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10 years ago
It would be helpful to have an AMP discussion board on TUSCL or some other web site that provides free membership to people who contribute reviews.
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10 years ago
So, why are you so focused on warning the world (or at least TUSCL readers), multiple times about the dangers in the Club O neighborhood?
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10 years ago
Negotiate with the big head before all the blood has rushed to the little head.
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10 years ago
A few suggestions:
Circulate and say hello to customers
Talk a little while before asking if the customer wants a lap dance but don't waste much time on customers who are not buying dances.
Do a good stage performance that is sexy and includes flirting. Make eye contact with the customers. Then, stop by to say thanks to anyone who tips you on stage. If you club allows this, offer a dollar dance at the customer's table-- if the mini dollar dance is fun, then sometimes it can lead to a longer private dance.
Cooperate with the other dancers to refer customers to each other-- I've had dancers offer to send over a different dancer that I found attractive-- referrals should go both ways but it does have the added benefit of getting some customers to stay around longer and spend more money if they are having a good time.
Upgrade the fun in the VIP private dance area to whatever level is comfortable for you. Some of the customers pass along suggestions for which dancers provide an especially good private dance. Ask the more popular dancers in the club what they do during their private dances. You can set your limits at what ever level is tolerated by the club and is comfortable for you. But keep in mind that some dancers will provide a better experience than others and customers will spend their money where they get the most "bang" for the buck. And sometimes what you're selling (e.g., nice conversation) is not what the customers are willing to buy. Good luck and post an update.
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10 years ago
I typically carry one condom (unless I plan on visiting multiple clubs), 2 or 3 individually wrapped wet wipes and sometimes a small packet of lubricant.
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10 years ago
Maybe if DATY was on the menu.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Does this mean that she is willing to fuck you and only you and expects the same from you? Mutual monogamy is expected in many marriages and sometimes achieved but I bet it is as rare as hen's teeth for a person who makes her living as a stripper. It sounds like a prelude to marriage or such an obvious double standard, especially when you are paying her, that it is laughable. If this is what she wants and expects, I say run before she decides to use a weapon to impose and ratchet up her expectations for you.
Or does it mean that she doesn't want you fucking the other two dancers but is OK with you with you fucking women other than her (because she is probably fucking other guys). If so, then she might have a good rationale, possibly related to health and safety??
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10 years ago
I think that female customers get more overt sexual attention than male customers. I've seen female customers at the tip rail being fondled, disrobed, groped and taken on stage for some simulated 69. Makes for a good show for male customers and for the targeted female if she's not too shy.
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10 years ago
The Detroit strip club scene is great but the clubs are spread out all over the Metro Detroit area so you'll need transportation. It won't take too many cab rides before you've burned through enough cab fares to pay for a rental car. I recommend that you rent a car with a GPS and stay sober enough to drive around town. In addition to the Flight Club (my favorite) and Penthouse (over priced dances, be cautious), I recommend BT's in Dearborn, Players, the Cricket and Landing Strip for middle tier clubs. Bogarts and Henry VIII (either of the two Henry locations) are also fun on the dive bar end of the continuum. B