Great new club, but be careful with your money!
If you're tired of those violent south side war zone strip joints east of Cicero Avenue with the cop killers and the AK-47s, another strip club just opened in Bedford Park/Burbank. The new Ocean Gentlemen's Club has it all (well, almost). Pretty much the only thing this place does not have is a bike rack. The stage is certainly one that I have never seen before. Transparent acrylic panels making up the floor, walls, and the stage. Below that a large swimming area with beach balls. Not to mention the huge wall decorations of bubbling water that gives the entire club a sort of "Under the Sea" look. The club also sits in a safe neighborhood. No callous cop killers with AK-47s shooting everything up in broad daylight or at night, no need to be scared, even on a bicycle. Many dancers here will let you touch their boobs and necks and their legs, and apparently they take their panties off, too, so lap dances here are actually more full nude here, although they do leave their stilettos on.
Be careful with your money, however! This place is easily capable of laying a seriously heavy beating on your wallet and bank account! Lap dances are $30 per song. Sodas are $5 and there are no free refills. Oceans has apparently a lot of horny dancers just dying to get you into the VIP which starts at around $225-$250 for about 15 minutes and I think about $600 for 30 minutes. Oceans also apparently accepts credit cards, which can mean astronomical debt if you are not careful! A few dancers are also known to do $80 two song specials in which the dancer unzips you. This means an atmosphere that will produce a critical temptation for especially guys who are single to go absolutely overboard! In fact, I would even recommend saving some money for at least 2 to 5 months if you ever plan to visit Oceans at all, as there is easily at least a 90 percent chance that you will end up having a lot more than just a soda and a lap dance or two!
