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9 years ago
Flight Club, followed closely by Players and Landing Strip (all in metro Detroit).
Hong Kong in Tijuana.
Scarlett's at Ybor Strip (Tampa)
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
So, what is your reason for asking??
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Afternoon visits to Players and Penthouse (both on 8 Mile) were excellent, both in talent and customer service. In contrast, a brief visit to the Coliseum revealed very limited talent.
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10 years ago
If you've ever wondered what would it be like to live in a place where prostitution was legal, then make a visit to Tijuana, more specifically the Zona Norte where Hong Kong, Adelitas and several lesser quality venues are located. I should also mention that a few of the street girls are also hot and offer very reasonably priced services. I prefer Hong Kong over Adelitas because it is more of a strip club atmosphere with attractive Latina women dancing on multiple stages and being available for fondling and arriba (a trip to the attached hotel) between their stage performances. Also, the shaving cream show is quite entertaining. Adelitas has periodic dancers on a central stage but most of the women loiter around the periphery of the club trying to attract the attention (and money) of the patrons. Viju-62 offers good tips for safety earlier in this discussion.
I can think of only three hassles: 1) if you aren't semi-fluent in Spanish, then communication will be a bit of a challenge-- probably only 10% of the dancers speak English; 2) the waiters can be a pain in the ass with their constant hustle to sell drinks and VIP visits (I strongly recommend the adjacent hotels over the VIPs inside the clubs) and 3) the wait time to cross back into the US can be lengthy, unless you tend to cross at night after a visit to the club.
Carrry your passport and take the $5 ride between the border and the clubs.
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10 years ago
Got it. Is someone willing to prepare a Cliff Notes version of SJG's loquacious posts on TUSCL??
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If extras-oriented strippers were required to pass a math class that included a section on $500 lap dances x 0 lap dances = 0 dollars and pointed out that $150 lap dances x 3 lap dances would yield exactly 450 dollars more than 0.
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10 years ago
JS-- post a discrete visitors guide. I'll be there later in the Summer.
Purple Dress? Can't be an oblique reference to Prince as he was from Minneapolis???
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10 years ago
Given all these restrictions, I'm amazed that the Portland clubs are so numerous! So where do the horny Portland males go for fun after the tease of the strip clubs?? Is the AMP scene any good??
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10 years ago
Mons Venus for the tease.
Ybor Strip for the please.
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10 years ago
2-8%????? I don't believe in statistics.
Two recommendations: The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
Statisticians Blues by Todd Snider
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUK6zjtUj00
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Any tinder users looking for sugar daddies or older men?
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10 years ago
150 is typical. 200 is max. Prices appear to vary greatly by geographic locale.
Based on my limited experience:
Best value-- Tijuana
Good value in the US-- Detroit, with Tampa a close second
Worst value in the US-- probably Vegas
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10 years ago
Sex with the wife 1 or 2 times/week and its good????? Count your blessings! The discrepancy in interests will probably get worse once your wife is post-menopause.
On a more serious note, the question is legitimate--- when a couple have a supportive and committed relationship but they have very different needs for sex, what are the options? I'd like to think that the partner (the wife in this case) who is less interested in sex would be interested in the happiness of her partner (husband in this case). If she can't or won't meet his needs for sex, then she should give the green light for him to meet his needs through other means as long as it didn't have an adverse impact on the marriage (eroding the emotional commitment between the husband and wife or exposing the wife to an STD). After all, couples have different needs all the time and they aren't resentful when one of the people needs more sleep or needs more exercise or wants to go shopping more often than the other person in a couple-- why should differences in sexual needs be any different?
Sounds logical? Sounds good? Don't deceive yourself. I'd be very, very surprised if many people have navigated such an arrangement and maintained a successful marriage. This is the very reason that so many men (and some women) go to great lengths to conceal extramarital sexual relationships from their spouse. If you try to ask permission of your wife to pursue an extramarital affair or even to broach a discussion of the topic, let us know how the divorce is proceeding. If on the other hand you manage to negotiate such an arrangement without damaging your relationship with your wife-- please let the rest of the married men (and quite a few married women) in the world know your keys to success.
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10 years ago
I had a dancer tell me that certain condom brands (and she mentioned magnum) reacted with her body chemistry so that it caused an unpleasant odor. She said that other brands, including the Trojan that I supplied, did not cause a similar problem. If her account was accurate, I suspect that it was the lubricant rather than the condom material (both were latex) that she reacted to.
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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Nix on Hustler --place is so dead that they've cut back to being open only 3-4 evenings per week.
Toy Chest is hit and miss-- sometimes the talent is not worth the cost of a beer, other times pretty good.
Player's is great for an afternoon visit, especially if you like slender dancers.
No experience with Trumpp's.
Don't overlook Landing Strip, Legends (recently opened) and Penthouse.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Better yet if the coffee and women were both conveniently available at my local drive through.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Leslie Gore popularized a song that became a feminist anthem, You Don't Own Me? I'm surprised that some hot chick (I vote for Beyonce) hasn't produced a strip club version--- You don't own me, but you can rent me.
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10 years ago
In my opinion, mileage has little to do with race, per se, but more to do with other influences, some of which might be associated with race.
The other non-race factors include:
1) economic"motivation" of the dancer-- somewhat impoverished dancers will provide more services for the money, especially if they don't have skills or opportunities to make reasonable money through other activities
2) history and values-- were they raised in a household where sex was normalized (rather than forbidden) and it was "OK" to break some rules if it meant getting by and being happy
3) does the club where they are dancing tolerate any rule bending or rule breaking?
4) how attractive the dancer is-- can she make money without offering high mileage and extras
Of course, some ethnic groups may have more of the above factors operating than other ethnic groups but that's not a race thing but an economic thing. By that I mean that women who are impoverished and have few skills, less education and fewer opportunities to make a decent living. would be more inclined to provide high mileage and extras.
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10 years ago
What does this suggest about the origin of Greek yogurt?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Depends on the name. It would be a bit unusual to have a series of kids named, viagra, cialis and levitra (some of the more distinctive stripper names that I've encountered).
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Rumor has it that viagra solves most under inflation problems.
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10 years ago
Two oldies with good tunes but incomprehensible lyrics:
Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann (thanks to tobala for that suggestion)
MacArthur Park, performed by Richard Harris
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I lost count a long, long time ago--- but I'm in my late 50's so I have a lot to recall (or maybe some fading neurons, who knows)!
Four stages for me:
1. high school in a small Bible Belt town-- zero! It was only much later that I realized that some of the cute girls in church spent time on their knees for reasons other than prayer.
2. college, pre-marriage --- lots of college girls including a few longer relationships but lots and lots of flings
3. marriage-- monogamy for many years until menopause and weight gain reduced her interest in sex, leaving me in search of "opportunities" but still satisfied with the non-sexual aspects of the relationship
4. strip club era-- thanks to tuscl and a few other web sites, I discovered that strip club culture had evolved, at least in some areas of the country. Nothing like having a bit of discretionary income and willing young dancers!
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10 years ago
sounds like the perfect marriage! Maybe step 1 in a stripper polygamy plan?
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10 years ago
One is 40 pounds lighter than the other?