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Comments by mmdv26 (page 27)

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    13 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Possible OTC
    Don't waste your money on lunch. Just politely tell her you would like to have sex with her, and ask her to consider it. Three likely outcomes: NO, YES, or MAYBE. You can figure it out from there.
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    13 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    What did you think about *after* your first strip club visit?
    Seeing numerous young, slender, naked girls all at the same time did something to me mentally. I've never fully recovered.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    15 will get you 30.
    I agree with book guy, 15 can look a lot older. Usually after a little discussion tho you can detemine if she is under 18.
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    13 years ago
    Sex In Your Car
    I agreed to meet dancer at a bar for drinks. After several rounds, she suggested that we go somewhere and have some fun. She too drunk to drive, so we got in my F-150. Before long, I'm sitting in the passenger seat with her on top doing the deed. Have done that position with civi's a few times in my life. November, 1969, in the back seat of my Dad's '63 Olds was my first penetration.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Your Thoughts and Prayers
    Unfortunate. I pray for a fast and complete recovery for her.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Move over Texas.
    Another tax...
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Using non strip club services from strippers.
    I knew a stripper who was going to mortuary school. Fortunately,.....
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    13 years ago
    scguru
    Arizona
    Advice needed: OTC action
    Just be yourself. Tell her you like her and would like to get together OTC. She might ask what you have in mind, and you might answer by asking what she would be comfortable with. Don't treat her like a whore yet.....just treat her like a friend that you would like very much to fuck because she is pretty and turns you on. That should get things headed in the right direction anyway. Let us know how things develop.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Bartering for lap dances...
    I changed the deadbolt on a dancer's apartment so the manager couldn't get in and sniff her underwear which she was sure he was doing. She gave me 3 lap dances with BBBJ on her couch in return. Actually, I was hoping for some underwear...lol.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    stage mileage
    kiddo's right. In WP at many clubs they slide off the stage into your lap and you can feel it all for a couple of bucks. Now, back in the day, Dollies used to have this big stage up in the front of the building. Could get 30-40 guys seated around that sucker. Every hour or so, they had all the dancers (15-20) up on the stage at the same time. Usually, they would lay at the edge of the 3' high stage and allow the would encourage DATY for 15 seconds and a dollar tip. Then the girl would scootch over to the next guy and do the same thing. So, on a good night you could lick every pussy in the place, and swap spit with every other guy around the stage as well. Eventually, the county health department decided this might be an unsafe exchange of bodily fluids and that was the end of endless daty in WP.
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    13 years ago
    Weird moments in strip clubs?
    The sex was real, the fire is fiction...except for the firemen who each wanted a hundred dollars from me.
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    13 years ago
    Weird moments in strip clubs?
    Dancer and I were totally into a BBFS session, when suddenly the club caught on fire and completely burned down around us. As she lay in an exhausted heap on my lap, head on my shoulder, I opened my eyes and all I could see was charred, smoking ruins and a couple of firemen nearby holding a hose and an axe. They asked if we were done so they could spray water on the couch where we were sitting.
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    13 years ago
    Strip club injuries?
    @hotrod. The really didn't want you to slip and fall on the SS.
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    13 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Addicted to TUSCL
    It's a fun site with some surprisingly well-written thoughts....and some amazingly poor displays of communication, as well. I was in an unfamiliar city over the holidays, and pulled up TUSCL on my cell phone to see what club options were available just in case my wife got into a "have you ever been in one of those places?" mode. My answer would have been "No, but I've been curious about it...". I drove by one of the clubs listed on TUSCL. and her comment was, "oh god, they've got one of those places here." Yes dear, the doorway to hell, I'm sure....
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    13 years ago
    Butt Slapping
    I think butt slapping is like a hickey; it's gets attention.
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    13 years ago
    Strip Club - Detroit
    Yep, they will talk your ear off at Penthouse!
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    13 years ago
    Private Dance Tipping
    Tips are a reward for above average service. I use tips to help out when I get some extra's thrown in the dance. Even then, I point out that I did more dances than I normally would have done if she hadn't been giving me some extra's.
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    13 years ago
    chimark
    Illinois
    I chose poorly
    Risk associated with auditions.
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    13 years ago
    silkypants
    Minnesota
    Detroit ... I really did it this time.
    That's why we're all still here. It's just so darn fun!
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Would this woman make a good stripper?
    She looks like "ant girl" that I saw at the county fair.
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    13 years ago
    Do you ever worry about Deer on the way back home from a strip club?
    Deers are dumber than dancers, that's for sure. Usually when you see 1, there are others nearby; like dancers, they travel in laps. As in a "lap" of dancers were seen crossing the street. Driving in my neighborhood during rutting season is scary - even during the day.
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    13 years ago
    Singing along to songs
    I still whisper in the ear of the dancer on my lap the words to NIN's I Want To F**k You Like An Animal.....even if we're between songs and nothing is playing.
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    13 years ago
    how
    Texas
    Going Farther
    BBA is becoming the new "in" (well, yeah) thing to offer probably because of it's predominance in porn these days. I have done it with a couple of dancers during the past year or so. Lube up your finger and check things out to avoid a collision with an undesirable. I don't think Asex is all that great in a sitting position ITC. Doggie and spoon are the best positions.
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    13 years ago
    Fuck It -- Suggestions For East St. Louis Besides Washington Park
    @sygsygsyg I've had the same feelings you have about "searching around" 5 or 6 years ago. I did find some great action on several occasions at that little hole on the right down Hiway 3 from Brooklyn. When I was over there last year, it looked deserted. Forgett Saugett. A few years back, I took a girl out of C-Mowes. We had dinner and then we ate. She wanted to go to the gay club in Centreville, and bet me I wouldn't take her. We went. She got tired of watching gay guys try to turn each other on, and of course I did too, so we left but not before having a much better understanding of the term "hung". I'm surprised some of the dancers didn't leave hoof prints on the stage....anywayyyy. She said she tried to f**k a guy like that, but she just wasn't big enough, so we went back to the motel to see just what she was talking about. I think WP it is. Lost a couple of "sure thing" clubs along the way to fires. I went into Blondie's out by Dollies, and there were only two hefty black girls and no customers. No fun, no customers....Oh yeah, I remember, that was the time I actually left a half of a cold beer behind. I know that's criminal, but I couldn't stay there and the police are standing right out in the street eating doughnuts.
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    13 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    What is a Bikini Club ?
    I guess the *choice* of either nude or booze is geared toward compromise; the law will allow you to have SOME fun, but not TOO much fun. Will a guy who is drinking attempt to do something to a nude woman that he wouldn't do to a topless woman...lol. Probably not. You are only allowed to sin a little bit, so you decide: look at the forbidden area, or drink whiskey. How damn strange is all that?