Ok, how have you been injured in strip clubs. I'm talking physical injuries. Juice got me wondering but I didn't see a thread.
I'll start. One time a dancer ducked down underneath me gyrating around pretty fast. I wasn't paying as much attention to her as I should have been. She literally jumped up in the air from a squatting position and her head hit me right in the nose and gave the bloodiest nose I've ever had. I was ticked off but it took me a minute to fully realize what just happened. After I finally got my nose to stop pouring out blood, I left.
Another time a dancer was supposed to be giving me just a table dance. It was more like she thought she wanted to ride a wild horse except she was up on top of me bouncing around and moving all around. I thought this is a table dance? Then I felt something sharp on my leg. When I went to the restroom I had blood running down my leg. I'm not sure what she had on her but she cut me.
The other incidents were minor. Like accidentally banging heads with dancers.
My clothes suffered damage a couple of times. One feature porn star ripped my shirt open when I went to tip her. I was not happy. On a different occasion, a dancer had a chance to dance for me in a private spot in the lap dance room behind a sofa. It wasn't supposed to be that private. She ripped the button off my shorts tearing my clothes off to finally get to see and grab what she wanted to.
Felt my nose pop once as a dancer rammed her breastbone into it. Seemed she was none to pleased with my lengthy stay at the rail for $1 a gal for a couple rotations. Nose wound up being okay.