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13 years ago
1 copier (I knew what the punch line was from the start, but it was pretty well done)
2 bears mating (kept my attention, no idea what he was doing till the end.
3 creamer (good premise, but not very well executed)
4 fries (I liked way the waitress delivered her line)
5 flooring (The clip was complicated and by association left me feeling anxious about installing a floor that anyone could do)
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13 years ago
Well, Cat, obviously I didn't scroll down far enough...
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13 years ago
Yeah, Juice, save the vid for when you've got her naked in yo bed. Then do another Paris Hilton type sex tape except without the nightvision. Don't know if u be able to get it up on U-tube...ah, u know what I mean, lol.
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13 years ago
@42TX
Did you have to pay her any more, or was the $30 it.
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13 years ago
Was in another city and picked up one of those alternative newspapers so I could find some adult entertainment. I found a place after getting lost for about an hour. A dancer there was telling me about a place where she used to work, and how they didn't have any rules. No rules got my attention, but I didn't have time left in the evening to go half way across town and risk getting lost again.
When I got back home, I looked up the name of the club she had told me about on the internet, and up popped a TUSCL review. I thought there were only 6 strip clubs in a fifty mile radius from home; TUSCL showed me that there were 3 times that many. Best $49 I have ever spent.
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13 years ago
@Che
If you were not wearing that damn tie, the friend WOULD have said: "I'll stand here and block the manager's view, while you two fuck":)
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13 years ago
60, Kansas City.
I went to my first club when I was 30 because before 1980 most clubs were dives. The girls were mostly fuglies and they would do anything for money. They usually didn't shave *down there*.
Just to be clear, 1980 was before the under-30 guys today were born.
Slowly, the clubs evolved into clean, well-lit, dens of visual pleasure. Today, the girls are usually not fuglies and they will do almost anything for more money than they used to want for the same thing.
I get the feeling that the younger guys today use strip clubs as a dating opportunity. I guess that's OK as long as you grow up at some point and find a mate who will be unconditionally at your side...then you can go back out a have a stripper on the side, lol.
Wise words from a geezer: strippers are not normal girls. Normal girls don't sell their bodies to the general public; they only sell it to you.
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13 years ago
Let things cool down for a few days, then ask her if she'd like to try that convo again. If she goes off on you again, then find somebody else. I'll bet she'd like to repair the damage tho.
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13 years ago
Can I get 2 dances before I have to leave at 6?
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13 years ago
Good first attempt JE!! A little tweaking and this might be useful for a lot of topics.
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13 years ago
When I was on my way back from TJ, I stopped at a club in SD. It reaffirmed for me that going to TJ was the right thing to do. I assumed that the SD clubs were for beer drinking, wasting money or for the guy who has some legal problems that prevent him from crossing the border.
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13 years ago
I'm gonna' go take it again, now that I know what the answers are :-)
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13 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I like the feel of smooth and tight black women skin.
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13 years ago
Fav club 10-12 miles. After that, it's 75 one direction and 260 in the other for good clubs.
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13 years ago
Sounds like MBOT has adopted the MSC model of customer service. 12 years ago when I was last there, both were good clubs...MSC had a mouthy, rude, middle-eastern punk at the entrance to the back who's presence should have been a warning sign for the spiral straight to hell that club took.
If this review is factual. MBOT will not be far behind. We're not masochists, we don't pay big bucks to be lied to and jerked around. We want $300 worth of pussy, straight up, no bullshit!
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13 years ago
I'd be afraid that it might negatively alter my opinion of women forever.
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13 years ago
I don't do OTC with any dancer until I feel that I know her fairly well, and we have developed something that resembles a trust level. I would not agree to a "driver" as a condition of our tryst, and If she showed up with a "driver", I would refuse to continue with the planned outing unless the driver was another hot dancer who was "just along for the ride" and didn't want any money.
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13 years ago
1979 The Fare, Dallas, TX
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13 years ago
BBBJCIM/SW $50
BBBJCIM/SPT $40
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13 years ago
Her: wanna dance
You: sure, let's go
Her: let's sit here, that creepy bouncer can see me here.
You: yeah, good, creepy yeah bad....
Her: want me to start on this song?
You: sure, baby
Her: hey ur kinda turned on already....hahaha...I like that.
You: hey, uh, I cut the left pocket out of my slacks so you can slide your hand right in there and give
me a hand job. Also, there's a little lotion dispenser down toward my knees, and a warm towel for
clean-up over here in my other pocket. Yer hands aren't cold are they?
Her: Creeepy night at the club again.....give me a c-note and I'll think about it. Hey, you're not so turned on
any more...what's wrong
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13 years ago
wow juice, that's quite a collection of booty you have there!! I like the nips on #8.
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13 years ago
@jackslash. Possible that present management at Flight Club doesn't even know they have a website.
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13 years ago
A girl usually catches my eye before I see her face. In the grocery store, for example, a nice butt gets my attention first. Long hair that looks clean and healthy gets me. Nice legs kinda go with a nice butt - don't see too many girls with nice butt and fat legs. Sometimes I see nice legs, and as my gaze rises to see the too-plump-butt, my bubble is burst. Titties usually are down the list a ways...I mean if I see some head turners, then of course I might look, but I'm fine with C's. Face is down the list a ways as well - unless she looks like a bulldog or has bleeding acne, I can manage.
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13 years ago
@art, I would think the sight of the flare could cause a nut.
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13 years ago
Happy birthday, Sam!